Dennis Quaid's Newborn Twins in Medical Nightmare  —  TMZ has learned that Dennis Quaid's newborn twins are fighting for their lives after being inadvertently overdosed at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.  —  Sources tell us the twins — Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace …

Mary-Kate Olsen Hospitalized with Kidney Infection  —  Mary-Kate Olsen has been hospitalized with a kidney infection, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The actress entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.  —  "Mary Kate got a kidney infection," says rep Nicole Caruso.

Britney Spears' Secrets: Sex at 14, Her Grandma Committed Suicide at 31  —  Britney Spears made a name for herself as a happy, wholesome pop star who was saving herself for marriage.  —  But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the …

Nicole Richie Donates Her Baby Shower Gifts to Charity  —  Nicole Richie is using her Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower to benefit charity.  —  The Simple Life star and boyfriend Joel Madden, who are due to have their first child in January, will donate baby gifts to 100 expectant families …

Guy Ritchie: No Christmas Presents for My Family  —  Christmas came early to London's Leicester Square Monday night for the European premiere of Fred Claus.  —  The movie's stars Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti held court amid the fake snow and over-sized evergreens, while Guy Ritchie …

Will Smith Admits to Studying Scientology With Tom Cruise  —  Are Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith the latest celebs to join the Church of Scientology?  —  Smith, a friend of famous Scientologist Tom Cruise, tells Men's Vogue, "I've studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and I've studied Scientology through Tom [Cruise]."

Zahara Jolie-Pitt's biological mum reveals rape; denies dispute  —  The biological mother of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's older daughter Zahara has revealed that the little girl was conceived after a rape.  —  Zahara was originally thought to be an orphan when Angelina adopted her from Ethopia …

Memo Pad: Angels In America... Party Face... Movie Mania...  ANGELS IN AMERICA: Kanye West has a bone to pick with Harper's Bazaar, according to his comments in GQ's "Men of the Year" issue.  The rapper declares his distaste for the Hearst fashion magazine after it reported that a mural painted …

Bill Nye, Restraining Order Guy  —  Bill Nye, television's Science Guy, requested a restraining order against his former fiancée, claiming she may have tried to poison him, legal papers show.  —  Nye sought the order Sept. 4 in a Los Angeles court seeking to keep Blair Tindal, 47 …

Britney Spears Hires Private Investigator, Kevin Federline's Attorney Says He's "Not Concerned"  —  Kevin Federline's attorney is speaking out about a recent report that Britney Spears has hired a private investigator to dig up dirt in their ongoing custody battle.  —  TMZ.com first reported the news Monday.

Paparazzo Ordered to Appear in Brit Kid Battle  —  TMZ has obtained a minute order from Friday's hearing in the continuing saga of Britney and Fed-Ex, in which the judge states that Shane Partridge — a paparazzo who filmed Britz running the red light on Mulholland Drive that sparked the hearing …

I Applaud Madonna  —  Madonna's 11-year-old daughter, Lourdes, has a moustache and unibrow and so what?  Like Tyra Banks would say, SO WHAT?!  I applaud Madonna for not allowing Lourdes to cover herself up in make-up and look like a cheap hooker like other girls her age.

'PATHETIC' LA MUSIC BASH  —  THE American Music Awards at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles Sunday night were a fiasco - and not just because someone had the dumb idea to have Beyoncé [see photo, opposite page] sing her hit "Irreplaceable" with country band Sugarland.

The Teeth Teaser Poster  —  Courtesy of Roadside Attraction, we have a baby teeth-sized look at the teaser one-sheet for Teeth.  —  The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant.

ASHLEE SIMPSON BELIEVES SHE HAS FANS WHO CARE ABOUT HER HEALTH, NOT JUST HER HAIR … That's called addiction, Ashee!  (See that?  Ha!)

Granny, 102, in nude calendar  —  ALE be damned - 102-year-old pensioner Nora Hardwick poses topless and becomes one of the oldest women ever to appear in a nude calendar.  —  The former-councillor, from Lincolnshire, became Miss November to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic.