Britney Spears' Secrets: Sex at 14, Her Grandma Committed Suicide at 31  —  Britney Spears made a name for herself as a happy, wholesome pop star who was saving herself for marriage.  —  But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the …

Louis Vuitton Sues Britney Spears, Claiming She Damaged Its Image  —  Louis Vuitton to Britney Spears: Do not use our logo!  —  The French luxury company won a court injunction in Paris to keep the pop star's 2005 "Do Something" video — in which Spears, 25, drives a pink Hummer with a counterfeit Vuitton …

Snorty, snorty, Sophie!  —  Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer  —  FORMER I'm A Celebrity star Sophie Anderton is a sordid DRUG-PUSHING HOOKER who charges £10,000 a night for her services.  —  Watch Sophie Anderton snorting drugs and stripping for sex

`Celebrity Apprentice' stars announced  —  NEW YORK - At a locked-down news conference in Manhattan last month, the cast for "Celebrity Apprentice" was introduced to members of the press.  Everyone was sworn to secrecy.  —  Now the secret can be told, says NBC, which made public Monday the names of the cast members.

Tudors star arrested in airport after 'turning up drunk for flight'  —  He plays a man used to getting his own way, however outrageous his behaviour.  —  But Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who stars as Henry VIII in the TV drama The Tudors, discovered his own excesses don't meet with the same level of tolerance.

Jessica Alba Can't Look Fabulous All The Time  —  Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were seen in Toronto, Canada while Jessica was on a break from shooting her lastest film, The Love Guru.  Looks like this pic was taken early in the morning and I'd say Jess is not a morning person!

Brit's Lawyer: Spears is Concerned About the "Safety and Well Being" of Her Sons  —  After Friday's hearing in which a judge ordered that Britney Spears is not allowed to drive with her children in the car, the pop star's lawyer has released a statement saying the decision to use a driver was one that Spears made to protect her kids.

Britney Hires Private Dicks to Track K-Fed  —  Britney Spears is on the offensive in her ongoing battle with Fed-Ex.  We're told the popwreck wants to prove she's not the only one who screws up.  —  Sources tell TMZ Brit has hired a P.I. company to dig up dirt on her ex.

She Lied To Us!!!  —  What a twat!!!  —  For years Britney put on a dog and pony show, proclaiming publicly to stay a "virgin until marriage."  We all learned later that wasn't to be the case.  —  Unfitney and Justin Timberlake did the nast nast, and then the Cry Me A River singer dumped …

"Hayden Panettiere's Panties" Try Saying That 10 Times Fast  —  Oh the perils of exiting a vehicle in a short skirt.  It's the Kryptonite of every young starlet, and you can call me Lex Luthor.  Here, Hayden Panettiere's panties pop out to say hello as she exists an SUV, and of course, the moment has been immortalized for posterity.

Hypocrite Julia Roberts parks in a handicapped spot and drives an SUV  —  Julia Roberts says she's trying to save the environment and decrease her family's impact in the world through sustainable living, but she drives an SUV.  Her car is said to be a Mercedes and they don't make Mercedes SUV hybrids yet from what I could find.

Chili Peppers to Showtime — You Stole Our Name!  —  The Red Hot Chili Peppers filed suit today against Showtime Networks over a new show called "Californication."  In 1999, the band released a hit album with the same name.  That album was named one of Rolling Stone's Top 500 Albums of All Time.

Bill Nye, Restraining Order Guy  —  Bill Nye, television's Science Guy, requested a restraining order against his former fiancée, claiming she may have tried to poison him, legal papers show.  —  Nye sought the order Sept. 4 in a Los Angeles court seeking to keep Blair Tindal, 47 …

Kids to Brit and K-Fed: Gimme More — Turkey  —  TMZ has learned Sean Preston and Jayden James will have turkey coming out of their ears this week.  —  We're told Britney will celebrate Thanksgiving with the kids on Wednesday, and K-Fed will repeat the honors on Thursday.

Gwen and Gavin Take Their Aspiring Athlete to the Park  —  Kingston Rossdale has been all over the world with his famous mom and dad, but this weekend the family decided to have a typical day at an LA park.  Gwen was on stroller duty while Gavin took the opportunity to show his son the ropes of playing catch.

50 Cent Wants to Copy Britney Spears - Unzips Pants  —  50 Cent is pissed Britney Spears can get away with lyrics he can't.  The rap superstar discussed Spears' single "Gimme More" with MTV.  —  The pop track, Britney's 'comeback song', starts with her saying, "It's Britney, bitch!"

'Mr. Whipple' of Charmin Fame Dies at 91  —  LOS ANGELES — Dick Wilson, the actor and pitchman who played the uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday.  He was 91.  —  The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes …

Kim Cattrall gets $6 mil for SATC movie, Davis and Nixon each get $2 mil  —  Kim Cattrall sure wasn't kidding when she said that she was just doing the Sex and The City movie for the money.  Not only is she being paid the hefty fee of $6 million to do the film - her salary is three times …

Tom Cruise's fat suit fracas  —  Plus: Heather Mills wants freebies from Stella; weekend box office  —  Is that a double chin or just shadow?  Tom Cruise's lawyer threatened legal action against celeb mags that were planning to run photos of Cruise on the set of "Tropic Thunder."  Why the big deal?