Mary-Kate Olsen Hospitalized with Kidney Infection  —  Mary-Kate Olsen has been hospitalized with a kidney infection, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The actress entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.  —  "Mary Kate got a kidney infection," says rep Nicole Caruso.

Britney Spears' Secrets: Sex at 14, Her Grandma Committed Suicide at 31  —  Britney Spears made a name for herself as a happy, wholesome pop star who was saving herself for marriage.  —  But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the …

Britney Spears Hires Private Investigator, Kevin Federline's Attorney Says He's "Not Concerned"  —  Kevin Federline's attorney is speaking out about a recent report that Britney Spears has hired a private investigator to dig up dirt in their ongoing custody battle.  —  TMZ.com first reported the news Monday.

Bill Nye, Restraining Order Guy  —  Bill Nye, television's Science Guy, requested a restraining order against his former fiancée, claiming she may have tried to poison him, legal papers show.  —  Nye sought the order Sept. 4 in a Los Angeles court seeking to keep Blair Tindal, 47 …

Red Hot Lawsuit  —  The Red Hot Chili Peppers sued Showtime yesterday for naming one of their shows "Californication" without their permission.  —  The Chili Peppers claim they coined the phrase by using it on their 1999 album.  Anthony Kiedis said, "Californication is the signature CD …

Hogan Family — Vehicular Lunatics?  —  The Hogan family has come out strongly against street racing since Nick's brutal crash — but just two years ago, another Hogan was screaming its virtues!  —  ABCActionNews.com out of Tampa Bay, Florida has uncovered video from 2005 …

Nicole Richie Donates Her Baby Shower Gifts to Charity  —  Nicole Richie is using her Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower to benefit charity.  —  The Simple Life star and boyfriend Joel Madden, who are due to have their first child in January, will donate baby gifts to 100 expectant families …

Guy Ritchie: No Christmas Presents for My Family  —  Christmas came early to London's Leicester Square Monday night for the European premiere of Fred Claus.  —  The movie's stars Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti held court amid the fake snow and over-sized evergreens, while Guy Ritchie …

Will Smith Admits to Studying Scientology With Tom Cruise  —  Are Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith the latest celebs to join the Church of Scientology?  —  Smith, a friend of famous Scientologist Tom Cruise, tells Men's Vogue, "I've studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and I've studied Scientology through Tom [Cruise]."

'PATHETIC' LA MUSIC BASH  —  THE American Music Awards at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles Sunday night were a fiasco - and not just because someone had the dumb idea to have Beyoncé [see photo, opposite page] sing her hit "Irreplaceable" with country band Sugarland.

I Applaud Madonna  —  Madonna's 11-year-old daughter, Lourdes, has a moustache and unibrow and so what?  Like Tyra Banks would say, SO WHAT?!  I applaud Madonna for not allowing Lourdes to cover herself up in make-up and look like a cheap hooker like other girls her age.

Granny, 102, in nude calendar  —  ALE be damned - 102-year-old pensioner Nora Hardwick poses topless and becomes one of the oldest women ever to appear in a nude calendar.  —  The former-councillor, from Lincolnshire, became Miss November to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic.

The Teeth Teaser Poster  —  Courtesy of Roadside Attraction, we have a baby teeth-sized look at the teaser one-sheet for Teeth.  —  The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant.

HEY, IT'S A DIFFICULT BUSINESS  —  Maybe people will just settle down without showbiz and start reading books again!  Or maybe they'll come to some solution so that at least we can see the blooming Oscars and the everlasting absurdity - the red carpet.  —  CHITA RIVERA - knocking 'em dead at Feinstein's at the Regency in NYC.

Nancy Grace 'Torn Up' About Hospitalized Twins  —  While Nancy Grace recovers at home from pregnancy complications, the Headline News anchor tells PEOPLE she's "totally torn up" that her twins are still hospitalized and will likely remain so "for several weeks."

Sienna Miller signs up for 'G.I. Joe'  —  Actress enlists in Paramount's tentpole  —  Sienna Miller is the first thesp to enlist in Paramount Pictures' big-budget tentpole "G.I. Joe."  —  British actress will play the film's female lead, described as a raven-haired baroness and sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage.

SUPER UNION  —  SUPERMAN is getting ready to marry his Lois Lane.  Brandon Routh will wed longtime sweetheart Courtney Ford on Saturday at the Santa Barbara ranch of his "Superman Returns" producer Jon Peters, sources said.  The wedding will take place on one of the spread's mountaintops.