Mary-Kate Olsen Hospitalized with Kidney Infection  —  Mary-Kate Olsen has been hospitalized with a kidney infection, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The actress entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.  —  "Mary Kate got a kidney infection," says rep Nicole Caruso.

Britney Spears' Secrets: Sex at 14, Her Grandma Committed Suicide at 31  —  Britney Spears made a name for herself as a happy, wholesome pop star who was saving herself for marriage.  —  But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the …

Dennis Quaid's Newborn Twins in Medical Nightmare  —  TMZ has learned that Dennis Quaid's newborn twins are fighting for their lives after being inadvertently overdosed at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.  —  Sources tell us the twins — Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace …

Guy Ritchie: No Christmas Presents for My Family  —  Christmas came early to London's Leicester Square Monday night for the European premiere of Fred Claus.  —  The movie's stars Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti held court amid the fake snow and over-sized evergreens, while Guy Ritchie …

Will Smith Admits to Studying Scientology With Tom Cruise  —  Are Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith the latest celebs to join the Church of Scientology?  —  Smith, a friend of famous Scientologist Tom Cruise, tells Men's Vogue, "I've studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and I've studied Scientology through Tom [Cruise]."

Zahara Jolie-Pitt's biological mum reveals rape; denies dispute  —  The biological mother of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's older daughter Zahara has revealed that the little girl was conceived after a rape.  —  Zahara was originally thought to be an orphan when Angelina adopted her from Ethopia …

Bill Nye, Restraining Order Guy  —  Bill Nye, television's Science Guy, requested a restraining order against his former fiancée, claiming she may have tried to poison him, legal papers show.  —  Nye sought the order Sept. 4 in a Los Angeles court seeking to keep Blair Tindal, 47 …

Memo Pad: Angels In America... Party Face... Movie Mania...  ANGELS IN AMERICA: Kanye West has a bone to pick with Harper's Bazaar, according to his comments in GQ's "Men of the Year" issue.  The rapper declares his distaste for the Hearst fashion magazine after it reported that a mural painted …

Nicole Richie Donates Her Baby Shower Gifts to Charity  —  Nicole Richie is using her Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower to benefit charity.  —  The Simple Life star and boyfriend Joel Madden, who are due to have their first child in January, will donate baby gifts to 100 expectant families …

Britney Spears Hires Private Investigator, Kevin Federline's Attorney Says He's "Not Concerned"  —  Kevin Federline's attorney is speaking out about a recent report that Britney Spears has hired a private investigator to dig up dirt in their ongoing custody battle.  —  TMZ.com first reported the news Monday.

I Applaud Madonna  —  Madonna's 11-year-old daughter, Lourdes, has a moustache and unibrow and so what?  Like Tyra Banks would say, SO WHAT?!  I applaud Madonna for not allowing Lourdes to cover herself up in make-up and look like a cheap hooker like other girls her age.

Hogan Family — Vehicular Lunatics?  —  The Hogan family has come out strongly against street racing since Nick's brutal crash — but just two years ago, another Hogan was screaming its virtues!  —  ABCActionNews.com out of Tampa Bay, Florida has uncovered video from 2005 …

Red Hot Chili Peppers Sue Showtime  —  Members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers have sued Showtime Networks and others over the new television show called "Californication," the same name used by the band for their Grammy-nominated 1999 album.  —  The suit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court today …

'PATHETIC' LA MUSIC BASH  —  THE American Music Awards at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles Sunday night were a fiasco - and not just because someone had the dumb idea to have Beyoncé [see photo, opposite page] sing her hit "Irreplaceable" with country band Sugarland.

The Teeth Teaser Poster  —  Courtesy of Roadside Attraction, we have a baby teeth-sized look at the teaser one-sheet for Teeth.  —  The film tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant.

The Opening Of A Toilet  —  While Mr. Whipple was making the long trek to heaven, Molly Shannon was opening the Charmin toilets in NYC's Times Square yesterday.  Charmin is opening "plush public restrooms" for the holiday season.  Poor Molly!  Has it come to this?

ASHLEE SIMPSON BELIEVES SHE HAS FANS WHO CARE ABOUT HER HEALTH, NOT JUST HER HAIR … That's called addiction, Ashee!  (See that?  Ha!)