Britney Spears' waiter love  —  Britney Spears is dating a waiter.  —  The 'Gimme More' singer is dating waiter Michael Marchand, who works at exclusive Los Angeles eatery Mirabelle, where the hot new couple dined together in the early hours of yesterday morning (21.11.07).

Hollywood's biggest rumor answered  —  He's been married three times and has also been romantically linked with some of Hollywood's most desirable women.  Yet for nearly his entire career, Tom Cruise has been subject to pervasive rumors that he's gay.  Though Tom's camp has repeatedly denied the talk …

It's baby Borat!  Doting parents Isla and Sacha debut newborn Olive  —  New parents Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen debuted their one-month old baby during an outing in Beverly Hills.  —  The couple dotted over their baby girl Olive as they left the Four Seasons Hotel yesterday.

Christina Applegate Poses for Revealing PETA Card  —  Vegetarian and animal lover Christina Applegate is encouraging holiday shoppers not to buy fur for the holidays in a revealing PETA e-card.  —  The Samantha Who? star, 35, tells PETA that her house "has been basically a zoo" since childhood.

"Dancing" with Yamaguchi?  —  Olympic gold medalist Kristi Yamaguchi might be the next star to Fox Trot onto the "Dancing with the Stars" stage.  Kristi revealed to Chris Yandek of CYInterview.com that she is a huge fan and would love to do the show.  There's just a small problem ...

From Paris to you................  Happy Skanksgiving everyone.  —  xoxo  —  Wanna see Paris as a pole dancing turkey?  And really, who could resist that?  Have a look at DoodleWhore's hilarious drawing.

BODY & BEAUTY BLOOPERS (NOBODY'S PERFECT!)  —  good morning!  this week STAR magazine takes a break from splashing either angelina jolie or jennifer aniston onto their cover - instead they opted to do something more fun and feature 27 different body & beauty bloopers (including nick lachey's …

ODD COUPLE, ODD MUSIC  —  ECCENTRIC director Vincent Gallo and former Hole guitarist Eric Erlandson have united to form a new band together, called RRIICCEE.  The duo will perform spontaneously with no prewritten music, and will not limit themselves to any specific musical genre.

The Pete Wentz Sex Tape  —  ewwww...first?  —  #2 - meg says - reply to this  —  its weird- thats the girl from hells kitchen  —  #3 - Trinity says - reply to this  —  HOLY S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who is that girl??  —  #4 - JPCMICH says - reply to this

Marc is first celebrity to get the boot  —  Marc Bannerman became the first celebrity to be voted out of the jungle on the twelfth day in camp.  But he soon realised that his behaviour with Cerys had prompted his long-term partner to fly home to England.  —  As he was greeted by Ant and Dec …

Klum Loves Her Bazooms  —  It looks like all the guys who drool over Heidi Klum's fantastic rack aren't alone — Heidi likes playing with 'em too!  —  In preparation for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on December 4, Heidi made an amazing video, showcasing the hidden talents of her two best assets.

Janice and Lynne stop bickering long enough to win Bushtucker trial  —  I'm A Celebrity enemies Janice Dickinson and Lynne Franks managed to stop bickering long enough to win nine meals for their fellow contestants on Wednesday night.  —  The former supermodel, PR guru and moody chef John Burton Race …

The Mother of All Christina Aguilera Upskirts  —  So you know how when a girl first gets pregnant and her breasts get a whole lot bigger, but she isn't showing yet, so it's still kinda hot?  Well, it doesn't quite work the same "downstairs."  In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the exact opposite.

Cum Ball  —  Paris Hilton continued her "This Is What American Whores Look Like" tour in China today.  She spent the day eating dumplings pretty much by herself and shopping pretty much by herself too.  Hahah, bitch ain't got no friends!  —  I hope they played a prank on her and filled those dumplings with dog s**t.

Ne-Yo on Hayden Panettiere: 'She's Cool People'  —  Ne-Yo admits it: He was holding Hayden Panettiere's hand Monday night as the two hit a New York City nigtclub, but the two are not dating.  He swears.  —  "Hayden and I just met yesterday.  We've only known each other for one day," …

Rachel Bilson Stocks Up  —  Fresh off the plane from NYC, Rachel Bilson separated herself from Thurman Murman to head to the grocery store to pick up some stuff.  She's a smart one getting in her Thanksgiving shopping before today's rush.  It'll definitely be a while before I see her grocery shopping …

Shakira concert causes controversy in Kabul  —  Shakira is one of our favorite celebrities here at Celebitchy.  She's fun, she's cute, and she donates a lot of her money and time to charities - not to mention the good publicity she brings to them.  But Shakira caused a pretty big stir …