Britney Spears' waiter love  —  Britney Spears is dating a waiter.  —  The 'Gimme More' singer is dating waiter Michael Marchand, who works at exclusive Los Angeles eatery Mirabelle, where the hot new couple dined together in the early hours of yesterday morning (21.11.07).

It's baby Borat!  Doting parents Isla and Sacha debut newborn Olive  —  New parents Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen debuted their one-month old baby during an outing in Beverly Hills.  —  The couple dotted over their baby girl Olive as they left the Four Seasons Hotel yesterday.

"Dancing" with Yamaguchi?  —  Olympic gold medalist Kristi Yamaguchi might be the next star to Fox Trot onto the "Dancing with the Stars" stage.  Kristi revealed to Chris Yandek of CYInterview.com that she is a huge fan and would love to do the show.  There's just a small problem ...

I'm being treated worse than a paedophile, says Heather Mills in new rant against 'snobbish' rich  —  Heather Mills McCartney claimed she is being treated worse than a paedophile and murderer by the media.  —  She also insisted the wealthy elite are either snobs or stingy but maintained …

Nancy Grace Takes Her Son Home from the Hospital  —  A thankful Nancy Grace took her son John David home from the hospital Wednesday.  —  "Nancy is thrilled that John David will be home for Thanksgiving," her rep Patty Caruso told PEOPLE.  "She is praying that Lucy Elizabeth comes home soon, too."

From Paris to you................  Happy Skanksgiving everyone.  —  xoxo  —  Wanna see Paris as a pole dancing turkey?  And really, who could resist that?  Have a look at DoodleWhore's hilarious drawing.

Christina Applegate Poses for Revealing PETA Card  —  Vegetarian and animal lover Christina Applegate is encouraging holiday shoppers not to buy fur for the holidays in a revealing PETA e-card.  —  The Samantha Who? star, 35, tells PETA that her house "has been basically a zoo" since childhood.

Marc is first celebrity to get the boot  —  Marc Bannerman became the first celebrity to be voted out of the jungle on the twelfth day in camp.  But he soon realised that his behaviour with Cerys had prompted his long-term partner to fly home to England.  —  As he was greeted by Ant and Dec …

ODD COUPLE, ODD MUSIC  —  ECCENTRIC director Vincent Gallo and former Hole guitarist Eric Erlandson have united to form a new band together, called RRIICCEE.  The duo will perform spontaneously with no prewritten music, and will not limit themselves to any specific musical genre.

Janice and Lynne stop bickering long enough to win Bushtucker trial  —  I'm A Celebrity enemies Janice Dickinson and Lynne Franks managed to stop bickering long enough to win nine meals for their fellow contestants on Wednesday night.  —  The former supermodel, PR guru and moody chef John Burton Race …

The Mother of All Christina Aguilera Upskirts  —  So you know how when a girl first gets pregnant and her breasts get a whole lot bigger, but she isn't showing yet, so it's still kinda hot?  Well, it doesn't quite work the same "downstairs."  In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the exact opposite.

The Pete Wentz Sex Tape  —  ewwww...first?  —  #2 - meg says - reply to this  —  its weird- thats the girl from hells kitchen  —  #3 - Trinity says - reply to this  —  HOLY S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who is that girl??  —  #4 - JPCMICH says - reply to this

BODY & BEAUTY BLOOPERS (NOBODY'S PERFECT!)  —  good morning!  this week STAR magazine takes a break from splashing either angelina jolie or jennifer aniston onto their cover - instead they opted to do something more fun and feature 27 different body & beauty bloopers (including nick lachey's …

Hollywood's biggest rumor answered  —  He's been married three times and has also been romantically linked with some of Hollywood's most desirable women.  Yet for nearly his entire career, Tom Cruise has been subject to pervasive rumors that he's gay.  Though Tom's camp has repeatedly denied the talk …

Ne-Yo on Hayden Panettiere: 'She's Cool People'  —  Ne-Yo admits it: He was holding Hayden Panettiere's hand Monday night as the two hit a New York City nigtclub, but the two are not dating.  He swears.  —  "Hayden and I just met yesterday.  We've only known each other for one day," …

Cum Ball  —  Paris Hilton continued her "This Is What American Whores Look Like" tour in China today.  She spent the day eating dumplings pretty much by herself and shopping pretty much by herself too.  Hahah, bitch ain't got no friends!  —  I hope they played a prank on her and filled those dumplings with dog s**t.

Pete and Amy 'talk every day'  —  The singer, 28, said he and Amy were helping each other to battle drugs.  —  He claimed the 24-year-old has been clean since husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL, 25, was locked up facing charges of GBH and perverting justice.  —  The Babyshambles singer said yesterday: "I speak to Amy almost every day.