Kim K. Ripped Off!  $50,000 in Bling Jacked at JFK  —  Kim Kardashian had diamonds, jewelry and other items allegedly stolen out of her luggage at JFK airport as she traveled from New York to Las Vegas.  Bum-mer!  —  TMZ has learned that The Tush and sister Kourtney walked into a terminal …

Bottoms up!  Paris's lingerie-style frock leaves her over-exposed  —  Paris Hilton looked as if she forgot to take off her nightdress as she took to the street in a lingerie-style slip of a silk dress - which was so short it left her matching blue tights exposed and barely covered her modesty.

Lawyer: Is Bollea divorce a ruse? … The pending divorce between Terry and Linda Bollea could serve as a strategic move in a civil suit over the wreck that critically injured a young man riding with their son.  —  That's the opinion of Kimberley Kohn, a Tampa attorney who represents Ed Graziano …

Mystery Deepens in Miss Puerto Rico Pepper-Spray Incident  —  The mystery surrounding the alleged pepper spraying of Puerto Rico's 2008 Miss Universe contestant's belongings is nothing to sneeze at.  —  Police are now said to be investigating just how Ingrid Marie Rivera was able …

Who's your daddy?  K-Fed, that's who  —  Plus: Bruce Springsteen speaks out about his competition  —  Kevin Federline, father of the year?  Well, not quite, but Details magazine has deemed Britney Spears' famous ex one of its "50 Most Influential Men under 45."

Amy WHINE Ass Cancels Her Entire Tour  —  Amy Winehouse has cancelled her entire tour and all other engagments on doctors orders reports The Sun .  Her management issued this statement: … My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same."  —  Blake!  Blake!  Blake!

Sources: Usher & Tameka Welcome a Baby Boy  —  Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby boy on Monday night, multiple sources tell PEOPLE.  —  While reps for Usher and Foster were not immediately available for comment, one source says Usher was with his wife and new child Tuesday …

LINDSAY BUYS UP 5TH AVENUE  —  Lindsay Lohan and her dysfunctional family celebrated Thanksgiving with a day of group therapy.  Then the recently rehabbed 21-year-old actress had some retail therapy with a shopping spree in SoHo.  —  "Lindsay was home for the week to spend time with her family," an insider told Page Six.

Lily Allen Says She Wants to Retire to a Farm at 25  —  Lily Allen says she plans to quit showbiz after finishing her next CD.  —  "Maybe I could retire at 25.  I'm only going to do one more album," the singer, 22, tells Britain's Sunday Times.  —  While Allen has enjoyed solid professional success …

Lawyers Hammer Out Holiday Visitation for Britney Spears's Kids  —  Lawyers for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline faced off in a closed-door hearing Monday to hammer out a holiday visitation schedule for their children.  —  Currently, Spears only has twice-weekly access to her sons …

Posh 2.0  —  I knew there was something weird about these pictures of Victoria Beckham.  Where are the funbags and torpedo-like nipples?  Well folks, that's because the girl you see is in fact a Posh impersonator, and for a split second she had me fooled.  Kind of like the time I made out …

Marie Osmond on Dancing With the Stars Doll Dress Disaster: "I'm Sorry Judges Didn't Like It"  —  Marie Osmond says she was "surprised" by the judges' negative reactions to her bizarre doll dress performance on Monday night's Dancing With the Stars finale.  —  Osmond, 48, awkwardly took …

Twiggy quits 'America's Next Top Model'  —  Fashion icon Twiggy has quit her role as judge on America's Next Top Model after five seasons on the show.  —  The 58-year-old model has worked on the TV programme since 2003 but was forced to pull out due to 'scheduling conflicts'.

Gimme!  Gimme!  Gimme!  (A Slut After Midnight)  —  It looks like Paris and her Swedish pizza dude are still at it.  They had a movie date at the Grove last night.  He would be so much hotter without that caca bag next to him.  I have no idea what these two dingbats talk about.

Billie Piper to return to Dr Who  —  Actress Billie Piper is to return to Doctor Who, the BBC has confirmed.  —  She will star in three episodes of the sci-fi drama, reprising her role as the Doctor's companion, Rose Tyler.  —  Rose's return will mean the Doctor has three assistants …

NFL Star Taylor Dies After Gunshot  —  Sean Taylor, the Washington Redskins safety who was shot early Monday at his home in Miami, has died, according to a family friend.  He was just 24.  —  The Pro Bowl safety had taken a bullet in his upper leg, reports the AP, damaging an artery …

naked chef not on the jolie-pitt xmas card list  —  by agent bedhead in angelina jolie, brad pitt  —  Jamie Oliver recently suffered a slip of his Engish tongue that resulted in severe embarrassment to the celebrity chef.  Apparently, the Naked Chef enjoyed Angelina Jolie's work in Beowulf …

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CHOPPER CHUMP  —  BRANDON "Superman" Routh married his longtime sweetie, Courtney Ford, at Jon Peters' Santa Barbara ranch this weekend - but one guest made sure the groom wasn't the only center of attention.  "Superman Returns" director Bryan Singer pulled a "big...