Amy Winehouse cancels tour  —  TROUBLED Amy Winehouse last night sensationally axed the rest of her UK Tour claiming she couldn't carry on without her jailbird husband.  —  The broken star issued a statement yesterday afternoon after crisis talks with her management and tour bosses in London.

Helio Castroneves!  —  Edging out favorite Mel B, race-car driver Helio Castroneves took home the disco ball trophy.  Do women ever win this contest anymore?!  —  He and partner Julianne Hough came into the finals in second place, just one point behind the Spice Girl and his hotness Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

New Driver Can't Handle Britney's Heat — Drives Off  —  Britney Spears finally wised up and hired a driver to help, er, curb some of her recent mishaps behind the wheel.  Good move!  Except that just days later, he is already "on his way out."  —  TMZ has learned that the chauffeur/driver Spears hired …

Fainting Spell — a Fake?!  —  Sources on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" tell TMZ that Marie Osmond's fainting spell was scripted — to the point where she had a writer just off camera feeding her lines when she stood up!  —  Our moles say Marie has a writer on set at all times, prompting her with witty conversation.

Sources: Usher & Tameka Welcome a Baby Boy  —  Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby boy on Monday night, multiple sources tell PEOPLE.  —  While reps for Usher and Foster were not immediately available for comment, one source says Usher was with his wife and new child Tuesday …

JESSICA'S DAD RUNS TONY PLAY  —  JESSICA Simpson has her daddy, Joe, to thank for her new love, quarterback Tony Romo.  A pal of the bubbly blonde said, "Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while.  Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her …

Buffy's Charisma Carpenter, Husband Split  —  Charisma Carpenter of TV's Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel has split from her husband of four years, Damian Hardy, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "They are separated and now living separately," Carpenter's rep Jeff Raymond confirmed Tuesday.

Kim Kardashian's Bags Burgled at NY Airport  —  Unfortunately there were no cameras to capture what went down during Kim Kardashian's last trip to New York.  —  Before boarding a Delta flight to Las Vegas at JFK International Airport, the reality-TV star had her laptop …

Nicole Richie Opens Up About Her Pregnancy  —  With the birth of her first child just two months away, Nicole Richie says her pregnancy has helped her bond with her biological mother - and brought her closer to dad Lionel Richie.  —  "When I found out that I was pregnant," …

Gyllenhaal tapped for Namath film  —  'Zodiac' star to play Hall of Fame quarterback  —  Universal Pictures will turn the life of Joe Namath into a feature film, with Jake Gyllenhaal playing the Hall of Fame quarterback.  —  David Hollander will write the script once the writers strike is over.

HEATH ADDS TWO TO HIS LEDGER  —  GRUNGY movie star Heath Ledger has gone girl-crazy.  Since his split from Brooklyn baby mama Michelle Williams, Ledger has been linked to Helena Christensen and Kate Hudson - but over Thanksgiving, he added Heather Graham and Gemma Ward to his growing list of targets.

Is Daniel Craig's girlfriend wearing an engagement ring at The Golden Compass premiere?  —  Could there be wedding bells for Daniel Craig?  His girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell was spotted wearing a ring on her engagement finger at the world premiere of his new film The Golden Compass.

This Can't Be Comfortable  —  You probably can't tell from this photo, but Christian Slater is actually crying.  Bawling.  Why do people do this to themselves?  If anything needs stiffening up, it's the dick.  Leave the mug alone.  Botox the dick.  —  He looks like a really bad Jack Nicholson wax figure.

ONE MORE TIME  —  EXPECT to hear more musical stylings from Lindsay Lohan .  A source at Universal Music Group tells us she'll soon start recording her third album, rumored to be titled "Nobody's Angel."  The tipster said, "She's only recording because of a contractual...

Katherine Heigl's Nobu Birthday Festivities  —  "Grey's Anatomy" Emmy-winner Katherine Heigl celebrated her 29th birthday this past Saturday with friends and family at the Malibu outpost of Nobu.  A spy told Huffington Post that Heigl, dressed down in a tweed blazer and bun …