Amy Winehouse cancels tour  —  TROUBLED Amy Winehouse last night sensationally axed the rest of her UK Tour claiming she couldn't carry on without her jailbird husband.  —  The broken star issued a statement yesterday afternoon after crisis talks with her management and tour bosses in London.

Fainting Spell — a Fake?!  —  Sources on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" tell TMZ that Marie Osmond's fainting spell was scripted — to the point where she had a writer just off camera feeding her lines when she stood up!  —  Our moles say Marie has a writer on set at all times, prompting her with witty conversation.

Sources: Usher & Tameka Welcome a Baby Boy  —  Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby boy on Monday night, multiple sources tell PEOPLE.  —  While reps for Usher and Foster were not immediately available for comment, one source says Usher was with his wife and new child Tuesday …

Bottoms up!  Paris's lingerie-style frock leaves her over-exposed  —  Paris Hilton looked as if she forgot to take off her nightdress as she took to the street in a lingerie-style slip of a silk dress - which was so short it left her matching blue tights exposed and barely covered her modesty.

New Driver Can't Handle Britney's Heat — Drives Off  —  Britney Spears finally wised up and hired a driver to help, er, curb some of her recent mishaps behind the wheel.  Good move!  Except that just days later, he is already "on his way out."  —  TMZ has learned that the chauffeur/driver Spears hired …

Lawyer: Is Bollea divorce a ruse? … The pending divorce between Terry and Linda Bollea could serve as a strategic move in a civil suit over the wreck that critically injured a young man riding with their son.  —  That's the opinion of Kimberley Kohn, a Tampa attorney who represents Ed Graziano …

Kim K. Ripped Off!  $50,000 in Bling Jacked at JFK  —  Kim Kardashian had diamonds, jewelry and other items allegedly stolen out of her luggage at JFK airport as she traveled from New York to Las Vegas.  Bum-mer!  —  TMZ has learned that The Tush and sister Kourtney walked into a terminal …

This Can't Be Comfortable  —  You probably can't tell from this photo, but Christian Slater is actually crying.  Bawling.  Why do people do this to themselves?  If anything needs stiffening up, it's the dick.  Leave the mug alone.  Botox the dick.  —  He looks like a really bad Jack Nicholson wax figure.

Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Get Some Sun  —  Lindsay Lohan is back in California, where the sun never stops shining.  And you know, where there's sun, there's cleavage!  So that's what we've got for you fellas today: some good ole fashioned Lindsay Lohan cleavage.  It's been a while, but that just makes it all the better.

Gimme!  Gimme!  Gimme!  (A Slut After Midnight)  —  It looks like Paris and her Swedish pizza dude are still at it.  They had a movie date at the Grove last night.  He would be so much hotter without that caca bag next to him.  I have no idea what these two dingbats talk about.

John Does Alicia!  —  #1 - competitive says - reply to this  —  first??  john mayer is such a sexxi boyy (:  —  #3 - Bryan says - reply to this  —  Not first  —  #4 - kati says - reply to this  —  alicia keys sucks  —  #5 - cool guy says - reply to this  —  firssstt

Jessica Simpson Becomes Latest Fling for Tony Romo  —  On the two-year anniversary of her split from Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson has a new man in her life: Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo.  Romo has been linked in recent months to Sophia Bush, Britney Spears and Alli Sims.

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Katherine Heigl's Nobu Birthday Festivities  —  "Grey's Anatomy" Emmy-winner Katherine Heigl celebrated her 29th birthday this past Saturday with friends and family at the Malibu outpost of Nobu.  A spy told Huffington Post that Heigl, dressed down in a tweed blazer and bun …

Posh 2.0  —  I knew there was something weird about these pictures of Victoria Beckham.  Where are the funbags and torpedo-like nipples?  Well folks, that's because the girl you see is in fact a Posh impersonator, and for a split second she had me fooled.  Kind of like the time I made out …