Amy Winehouse cancels tour  —  TROUBLED Amy Winehouse last night sensationally axed the rest of her UK Tour claiming she couldn't carry on without her jailbird husband.  —  The broken star issued a statement yesterday afternoon after crisis talks with her management and tour bosses in London.

Fainting Spell — a Fake?!  —  Sources on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" tell TMZ that Marie Osmond's fainting spell was scripted — to the point where she had a writer just off camera feeding her lines when she stood up!  —  Our moles say Marie has a writer on set at all times, prompting her with witty conversation.

Sources: Usher & Tameka Welcome a Baby Boy  —  Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby boy on Monday night, multiple sources tell PEOPLE.  —  While reps for Usher and Foster were not immediately available for comment, one source says Usher was with his wife and new child Tuesday …

Bottoms up!  Paris's lingerie-style frock leaves her over-exposed  —  Paris Hilton looked as if she forgot to take off her nightdress as she took to the street in a lingerie-style slip of a silk dress - which was so short it left her matching blue tights exposed and barely covered her modesty.

New Driver Can't Handle Britney's Heat — Drives Off  —  Britney Spears finally wised up and hired a driver to help, er, curb some of her recent mishaps behind the wheel.  Good move!  Except that just days later, he is already "on his way out."  —  TMZ has learned that the chauffeur/driver Spears hired …

Helio Castroneves!  —  Edging out favorite Mel B, race-car driver Helio Castroneves took home the disco ball trophy.  Do women ever win this contest anymore?!  —  He and partner Julianne Hough came into the finals in second place, just one point behind the Spice Girl and his hotness Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Lawyer: Is Bollea divorce a ruse? … The pending divorce between Terry and Linda Bollea could serve as a strategic move in a civil suit over the wreck that critically injured a young man riding with their son.  —  That's the opinion of Kimberley Kohn, a Tampa attorney who represents Ed Graziano …

This Can't Be Comfortable  —  You probably can't tell from this photo, but Christian Slater is actually crying.  Bawling.  Why do people do this to themselves?  If anything needs stiffening up, it's the dick.  Leave the mug alone.  Botox the dick.  —  He looks like a really bad Jack Nicholson wax figure.

Buffy's Charisma Carpenter, Husband Split  —  Charisma Carpenter of TV's Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel has split from her husband of four years, Damian Hardy, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "They are separated and now living separately," Carpenter's rep Jeff Raymond confirmed Tuesday.

Kim K. Ripped Off!  $50,000 in Bling Jacked at JFK  —  Kim Kardashian had diamonds, jewelry and other items allegedly stolen out of her luggage at JFK airport as she traveled from New York to Las Vegas.  Bum-mer!  —  TMZ has learned that The Tush and sister Kourtney walked into a terminal …

Is Daniel Craig's girlfriend wearing an engagement ring at The Golden Compass premiere?  —  Could there be wedding bells for Daniel Craig?  His girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell was spotted wearing a ring on her engagement finger at the world premiere of his new film The Golden Compass.

Gimme!  Gimme!  Gimme!  (A Slut After Midnight)  —  It looks like Paris and her Swedish pizza dude are still at it.  They had a movie date at the Grove last night.  He would be so much hotter without that caca bag next to him.  I have no idea what these two dingbats talk about.

Evel Knievel, Kanye West settle lawsuit  —  TAMPA, Fla. - Evel Knievel and Kanye West have worked it out.  —  The 69-year-old iconic motorcycle daredevil said he and West met at his Clearwater condo recently.  They settled a federal lawsuit over the use of Knievel's trademarked image in a popular West music video.

Katherine Heigl's Nobu Birthday Festivities  —  "Grey's Anatomy" Emmy-winner Katherine Heigl celebrated her 29th birthday this past Saturday with friends and family at the Malibu outpost of Nobu.  A spy told Huffington Post that Heigl, dressed down in a tweed blazer and bun …