TILA CALLED CLOSET STRAIGHT  —  SELF-proclaimed bisexual MTV skank Tila Tequila may actually be straight as an arrow.  The gay-for-pay bikini babe stars in a "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila," about her search for the perfect mate - male or female.  But it's "all a sham," says a source close to the show.

Sliding scale: Salaries of Hollywood's leading ladies  —  How low are top actresses willing to go  —  When Cameron Diaz signed on to lend her voice to Princess Fiona in 2001's animated fairy tale "Shrek," she earned a modest six figures for the work.  But after the third installment …

FAVORED FEET  —  WHEN your dad is Tom Cruise and mom is Katie Holmes, you're guaranteed the finest footwear, even if you're still younger than 2 years old.  Christian Louboutin has custom-designed a pair of shoes for tiny Suri Cruise, OK! magazine reports.  The...

Is Lindsay Lohan strapped for cash?  —  Plus: Nicole Kidman's no 'mommy'; weekend box-office predictions  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't doing much to quell rumors that she's strapped for cash.  Lohan reportedly shopped around staged Thanksgiving dinner photos that included her mother Dina …

Bachelor Brad Womack: Why I Dumped Both Women  —  In a dramatic rose ceremony on the Nov. 19 finale of The Bachelor, Texas bar owner Brad Womack, 35, said goodbye to both of the show's finalists: real estate agent DeAnna Pappas, 25, and Phoenix Suns dancer Jenni Croft, 27.

Akon Charged in Fan-Tossing Incident  —  The YouTube clip of Akon tossing a 15-year-old fan into the crowd of a concert has come back to haunt him: Police are slapping the hip-hop star with criminal charges after a fan said she suffered a concussion in the incident.

Wonder Woman is 100% going to be...  Ahoy, squirts!  Quint here.  There have been many names associated with the role of Wonder Woman in George Miller's Justice League flick.  One of those names has been chosen and a spy known as The 9th Complex sent in word that Australian Who Magazine claims they know who it is.

HITTING THE SPOT  —  EX-porn honey-turned-businesswoman Jenna Jameson and Heatherette designer Richie Rich are opening a bar together in Chinatown - and they couldn't have picked a better spot, although they won't say exactly where.  "It used to be a whorehouse," Richie told Page Six.

Chickenpox Strikes Spice Babies!  —  The Spice Girls  —  Geri Halliwell is being forced to leave her 18-month-old daughter Bluebell at home while she and the other Spice Girls prepare to kick off their world tour in Vancouver on Sunday.  —  "Bluebell caught chickenpox from Cruz," Halliwell …

Julianne Hough: Helio Is Like a Brother  —  Julianne Hough is shooting down rumors that she and her Dancing with the Stars partner, Helio Castroneves, are more than friends, exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  "Oh my gosh!  No!"  Hough told PEOPLE Thursday.  "I love Helio like he is my brother.

Shooting Inside Les Deux — Two Men Hit!  —  WARNING: This video contains graphic content.  —  Things got serious last night outside the club most known for parking lot smackdowns of drunk girls — when two man were seriously injured after being shot at inside Les Deux!

Penny Is Hot, But That Woman Next To Her Is Hotter  —  Penny Cruz wore what looks like a recycled 80s prom dress to Queen Sophia Spanish Institute's Gold Medal Gala last night in NYC.  FANCY!  I actually like the dress.  I'm gay and gays like bows.  They do.  The bigger the bow the better.

Lindsay Done with Pouty-Face Riley  —  Put a fork in them, because Riley and Lindsay are more done than last week's Thanksgiving turkey.  —  Sources close to the couple say Lindsay dumped Riley shortly after the two returned to Los Angeles on Nov. 25 (following their holiday weekend on the East Coast ).

Sister My Sister  —  Jordan was out and about in London last night kissing her sister and showing off her Mrs. Andre panties.  I see track marks!  Seriously, Jordan might have been out to celebrate her tits getting chopped off.  She's apparently getting a breast reduction any day now.

Sharon loses it over Love  —  Decrease Increase -  —  Submit comment:  —  SHARON Osbourne is at war with Courtney Love, labelling the singer a 'has-been' and a 'virus' who introduced her son Jack to drugs.  —  Sharon has even threatened to take the matter to court after accusing Love of introducing Jack to the drug OxyContin.

'SEX' PLOT THICKENS  —  DON'T read this item unless you want to know about the plot of "Sex and the City: The Movie."  It's been widely reported that the wedding scene between Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth, shot at St. Patrick's a while back, may be a dream sequence.