UNLUCKY IN LOVE  —  POOR Carrie Underwood - the "American Idol" turned country sensation just keeps picking men who cheat on her.  First, she dated notorious ladies' man Tony Romo.  Then, she fell for "Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford, who also has a wandering eye...

X17 XCLUSIVE - 4 AM THIS MORNING: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!  —  We're so happy for ya, girl!  Happy 26th!  It sure does seem like Brit Brit had a fantastical birthday celebration last night, and we're inviting you all to see some of it!  Part one begins at the Four Seasons …

Jennifer Aniston's Nose Job  —  Jennifer Aniston's nose appears to be going through a series of changes.  She seems to have had more than the two nose jobs speculated.  We liked Jen's little sausage-nose, it gave her face character.  She's starting to look like a plastic surgery clone...

MJ On A Shopping Spree  —  Michael Jackson's out and about in Beverly Hills doing a spot of gadget shopping in Sharper Image.  He must have found some contraption or other he liked, as he left with a couple of bags.  As long as I don't see the contents on front page news, I'm easy.

Jessica's Rep: She Did Not Get Lip Injections  —  Reports suggesting Jessica Simpson - who spent Thanksgiving weekend in Texas with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - received lip injections this past week are false, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  "Jessica did not have anything done to her lips," her rep says.

Prostitute auctions 27 hours of sex for charity  —  A Chilean prostitute has become an instant celebrity in the Roman Catholic country after auctioning 27 hours of sex to raise money for a disabled children's charity.  —  Maria Carolina has made headlines and appeared on talk shows since …

EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears' Pal Sam Lutfi Facing "Vehicle Vandalism" Charges  —  Britney Spears' close friend and adviser Sam Lutfi is scheduled to appear before the L.A. city attorney on Dec. 18, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  The closed-door hearing stems from an Aug. 27 car accident …

Daily News lists Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood  —  And the most contrived list of the week award goes to ...  Entertainment Weekly magazine, which waded through the intellectual wasteland of Los Angeles to create a list of the 50 smartest people in Hollywood, released the list Thursday.

Posh to Get Naked!  —  Victoria Beckham will bare it all for a Marc Jacobs campaign that will raise money for skin cancer charities.  —  Posh was originally set to model for Jacobs' spring/summer 2008 fashion line, but was asked to take part in the charity campaign instead.  —  A source told the Daily Mirror,

The most telling picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes  —  That picture of Tom Cruise finally being Katie Holmes shadow is the most telling or her dream photo!  —  Something positive for Tom...at least his nose is still big in that picture.  —  Read the Comments

2 Girls, 1 Cup: The Real Poop  —  "Compulsive fetishist" from Brazil behind repulsive video phenomenon  —  Been wondering about the identity of the auteur behind the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video that has been making millions of Internet users gag?  Well, the repulsive video …

Bryan Adams, Elle Macpherson an Item?  —  Is there romance in the air for Canadian rocker/photographer Bryan Adams and Australian supermodel Elle Macpherson?  —  Reports in the British papers have linked the couple in recent days, suggesting Macpherson got flirtatious with Adams at a private party …

Hot or Not?  —  Phoebe Price at the Grand Opening Launch Party of Nicola Bertti.  —  Bitch scares me!  —  Photos provided to Celebrity Smack by © Jason LaVeris / PR Photos

Lilo Kicks Riley to the Curb  —  Lindsay Lohan has said see ya! to [rehabboyfriend] [fiance] snowboarder Riley Giles.  Peace out bitch!  —  People first reported that the couple split over the Thanksgiving weekend while they were in NYC.  We're told that not only was she totally over it, she "didn't even like him."

Dance show loser Mel B wears an odd new outfit - her bedsheet!  —  After her failure to win television dance show 'Dancing With the Stars' no one could blame Mel B for hiding away to lick her wounds.  —  But the Spice Girl may have gone overboard after she was seen completely shrouded …

Bachelor Tells Ellen He Has Just One Regret  —  Video courtesy Warner Bros.  —  Ellen DeGeneres apologized in person to Brad Womack on her talk show Friday for calling him a jerk, then got his side of the story - that he didn't take the easy way out by not picking a partner on The Bachelor …

Denise Richards' Mother Passes Away  —  Reps for actress Denise Richards confirm to OK! that the actress lost her mother Joni this week to cancer.  The 36-year-old star and her two daughters with ex-husband Charlie Sheen, 3-year-old Sam and Lola, 2, was joined by her father Irv …

Adrien Brody: You Win Some, You Lose Some  —  While I vocally appreciate Adrien Brody and his personal sense of style (something that is also very important to him), there are times when it goes kinda wrong.  This is one of those times.  He wore about one plaid piece too many at last night's …