High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale Gets Nose Job  —  High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale had a rhinoplasty procedure on Friday in Los Angeles, the actress confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose …

Distressed Amy Winehouse wanders the streets barefoot - in just her bra and jeans - at 6am  —  If Amy Winehouse's fans were hoping she might be trying to get her act together, these pictures will not provide much reassurance.  —  Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans …

Fallen "Idol" Offered Cop Fellatio  —  Jessica Sierra was to the point when she was busted last week.  According to a police report obtained by TMZ, Sierra told the arresting officer, "I'll suck your d*** if you don't take me to jail."  Tempting offer!  —  Sierra also went on to use …

BRIT UNCOVERED  —  Britney Spears (right with Paris Hilton) may have finally made a good decision.  The train wreck, who hasn't done much publicity for her new album, "Blackout," besides her daily run to Starbucks to get photographed, has pulled the plug on a potential Rolling Stone cover, said an insider.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet?  She's been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married...

Velvet Revolving Door — Weiland Arrested Again  —  TMZ has learned that rocker Scott Weiland has been arrested, again, for DUI.  Shocker, we know.  —  The Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver singer was driving on an L.A. highway around 6:15 PM on November 21 when he crashed his car.

A Message From Brad Pitt  —  wow that's great!  thanks brad!!!  LOVE YOU PEREZ  —  #2 - g says - reply to this  —  yeaaaa  —  #3 - bitchy says - reply to this  —  1074th!!!  —  #4 - bitchy says - reply to this  —  1074th!!!  —  #5 - julie says - reply to this  —  first!!!!!!!!!

Katherine Heigl Calls Hit Comedy Knocked Up "Sexist"  —  Katherine Heigl is knocking her summer hit Knocked Up for being "a little sexist.  —  "It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as goofy, fun-loving guys," the actress — who just turned 29

OUCH.  —  After seeing these picturs of Joan Van Ark at a reading of "Love Letters" last night in Los Angeles, I immediately want to take my face out to a romantic, candelit dinner at Black Angus.  I want to wine and dine my face and then spend the rest of the evening cuddling with it.

He Has Leverage  —  GUY RITCHIE'S face was balloon red, as a muscular man with shoulders a refrigerator's width apart sat on top of him and pinned him to the floor.  The match, part of a jujitsu class in Beverly Hills, appeared finished, but suddenly Mr. Ritchie, 39, dressed in a short tied robe …

His Hand Is On Your Belly  —  Why must dudes always pose with their hand on the pregnant belly?  We get it!  Your douche sperm helped create that fetus.  Enough said.  Here's Joel Madden and Nicole Richie at the launch of their children's foundation.  I think they donated like all their baby shower gifts or something.

Will Smith: Scientology Wasn't for Me  —  Will Smith may have studied Scientology with pal Tom Cruise, but he says his faith rests in his own spirituality.  —  "I don't necessarily believe in organized religion," Smith, 39, said when asked about Scientology Friday at a junket for his upcoming film I Am Legend.

Paris Hilton's Got New Lips?  —  What the hell did Paris Hilton do to her lips?  Whatever it was, I kind of like it!  Sure, she sort of looks like a blowfish, but if anyone needed to improve her sucking skills, it's her.  Yes, we all know that Paris' BJ performance in her infamous sex tape was sub par.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Late-Night PDA  —  The Dallas Cowboys had the weekend off - but quarterback Tony Romo still made plenty of passes.  —  Jessica Simpson and the NFL star flirted up a storm Saturday at Hollywood nightclub Teddy's, as the two helped Simpson's BFF, Cacee Cobb, celebrate her 30th birthday.

Fergie Ferg Knows Where She's From!  —  No matter how famous she is, Fergie has time for her folks!  —  Last night, TMZ spotted the humble hottie and her man, Josh Duhamel, at Katsuya in L.A., and our cameraman shouted "West Covina!"  — which is a city near Hacienda Heights, Calif. — where Ferg's humps were created.

Fergie Brings Out The Funbags  —  Fergie was showing off her funbags at the Movie Rocks event yesterday.  Now, I know there are mixed feelings when it comes to Fergie, but I'm pretty sure that 99% of you like boobs, and she's showing a lot of 'em.  So enjoy Fergie and her silicon-filled cleavage …