Posh Wins  —  Posh and Keira Knightley are basically wear the same outfit on different magazines, the same month.  You know KK always bitches and moans about how they photoshop tits on her and crap.  Yet, she continues to take her top off.  It's not hot!  Take a page from Posh and cover up your surfboard.

EX MARKS SPOT FOR LINDSAY  —  Lindsay Lohan is now spending time with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, after she dumped rehab buddy Riley Giles a week ago.  Niarchos, who used to date both Lohan and her frenemy Paris Hilton, this time is sticking with the newly sober star.

Jay-Z Celebrates Birthday with Beyoncé in Paris  —  No over-the-top birthday bash for Jay-Z this year.  Instead the rapper planned a subdued, very private celebration in Paris with longtime girlfriend Beyoncé Knowles.  —  Okay, Okay ... There was a chorus of strip-tease artists tossed in for spice.

EXCLUSIVE FIRST PIC: Nancy Grace's Twins!  —  CNN Headline News' Nancy Grace shows off her newborn twins, Lucy and John, in the current issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.  (See what she looked like pregnant here).  —  After giving birth November 4 to premature twins via C-section …

Brad Pitt Is Sticking To His Story  —  Larry King interviewed (airs tonight on CNN) Brad Pitt about his work down in New Orleans and he just had to talk about the whole Aniston/Angelina thing.  Larry said "when you're getting emotionally involved with someone you're working with..." …

EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears' New Pal Sam Lutfi's Disturbing Past  —  Since last summer, when Britney Spears' pal Sam Lutfi appeared out of nowhere, the 33-year-old so-called film producer has become an integral part of the pop singer's life.  —  He's called Ryan Seacrest's radio show …

Daddy Has Spoken  —  Ashlee Simpson has been banned from bringing her boyfriend Pete Wentz home for Christmas, it has been claimed.  The pop star's dad Joe Simpson, a former Baptist preacher, is reportedly preventing rocker Wentz from attending the Simpson festive holiday.

ROCK BOTTOM  —  IT costs less and less to land Tara Reid these days.  The blond uber-bimbo, who's been partying hard in Australia, was trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for her appearances at clubs.  But she had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee...

Ellen Gets Jenna Bush to Call Her Parents  —  Video courtesy Warner Bros.  —  Jenna Bush has tried her parents' patience once more - this time with the help of Ellen DeGeneres.  —  Pleasantly prodding the First Daughter during a taping of her show on Tuesday, for an episode to be aired Wednesday …

Did 50 Cent snort coke backstage?  —  A Croatian video has just hit the internet which appears to show rapper 50 Cent snorting cocaine.  In the video, a Croatian reporter is ushered into 50's dressing room by what appears to be some of the rapper's entourage.

ANGIE JOLIE SIGNS DEAL FOR ACTION MOVIES  —  Angelina Jolie is hoping she's found the next Jason Bourne franchise.  —  Jolie is set to star in a movie based on Kathi Lynn Austin, Variety reported.  Austin is an intelligence operative who most recently worked for the UN Security Council.

This Is Amy Winehouse Done Up  —  The British Britney Spears had a hairdresser, make-up artist, stylist and Sadie Frost at her London home early this morning to glam her up to visit Blake Fieldswhatever in jail.  —  It takes a lot of people and money to look this trashed.

Desperately seeking payment: Teri Hatcher sued for £1million over lip gloss endorsement deal  —  Desperate Housewives actress Teri Hatcher is set to be the star of a court drama after a skin care company launched a £1 million law suit claiming she promoted the wrong lip gloss.

Busboy claims proof Lohan was drinking  —  LOS ANGELES - The busboy who sued Lindsay Lohan alleges in court papers that he has proof the actress had been drinking before she collided with his van in October 2005.  —  Raymundo Ortega, who is seeking $200,000 in damages …

Shocking!  Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures Show... Dun!  Dun!  Dun!  CELLULITE!!!  —  Colour me confused.  Just last week, we saw some rather sexy Cindy Crawford bikini pictures, in which the former Supermodel looked incredibly fit, so I really don't know what to make of these new Cindy …

Beam Me Up  —  They are so weird.  I'm still waiting for Tommy Girl to get his hair cut just like Katie and Suri.  He probably has a wig at home.  —  Here's the alien family taking a walk in London's Hyde Park.  Oh and by "taking a walk" I mean posing for paps.

Madonna wants you to call her Louise now  —  Remember when Madonna changed her name to Esther so she could justify all the money she was blowing on that cult that bastardized Judaism?  Now she's said to want people to call her by her middle name, Louise.  She's feeling her age and is trying …

OK!  Exclusive: Britney's $81,000 Makeover Plans  —  While Britney Spears might have had some minor success in revamping her career with her recent album, Blackout, the once-chart-topping singer still hasn't reached the mega-hit status of her glory days.  But instead of heading back into the studio …