Looking just like Dad (or why Elvis's girl must return to slender)  —  Her smouldering gaze and curled lip leaves no doubt that Lisa Marie Presley is every inch her father's daughter, but it now appears she's also inherited a few of Elvis' less appealing qualities.

Spears threatens Paris with lesbian footage  —  Britney Spears is threatening to release video footage of one-time friend Paris Hilton in a lesbian romp with a mutual pal - if the socialite doesn't start treating her better.  —  London's Daily Mail newspaper has been alerted to a letter Spears' camp …

Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo Tipped to Wed This Weekend  —  He may have been a "Newlywed" once before, but it seems Nick Lachey is ready to march down the aisle again ... this weekend.  —  Pop singer Lachey and his MTV star girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo will be married in a secret ceremony …

Juliette Lewis Thinks Brad Pitt Was No BIG Deal In Bed  —  Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt used to date in the early 90s.  Recently, Juliette was asked about Brad after she finished playing a set with her band at Seattle's Chop Suey.  Mike Walker of the National Enquirer claims a dude …

Strained Kisses  —  Look everyone!  Rachael Ray and her husband are doing A-OK!  She looks just thrilled to be with him.  He's not cheating on her!  See!  See!  —  Yeah f**king right!  Who wouldn't cheat on that annoying hedgehog of a woman?  She's about as pleasant as a blowjob from a vampire.

Katherine Heigl Clarifies Knocked Up Remarks  —  After knocking the movie Knocked Up, in which she starred, as being "a little bit sexist" in a recent interview, Katherine Heigl has clarified to PEOPLE that it was the "best filming experience of my career."  —  "It's important to me to take a minute …

Jennifer Lopez Buys Pink and Blue Onesies  —  Jennifer Lopez is in full baby-shopping mode, picking up matching pink and blue Tuni & G onesies from Petit Tresor in Los Angeles.  —  Which raises the question: Could the singer and husband Marc Anthony be having ... a boy and a girl?

got bitterness?  vs. a revelation on true connection (and the award goes to).  —  the first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement.  we just want to be a part of your club.  we feel like the orphans in the movie the warriors, when we are just dying to be the baseball furies.

Douches Gone Wild  —  Bless his little douche heart.  Frankie Muniz showed off the guns to a friend with a camera while leaving the gym yesterday.  Unfortunately, those guns are shooting blanks.  Seriously, when did he grow up and become such a douche?  —  The saddest part of all of this is that I have those same exact socks.

Courteney Cox: 'I Would Never Say 100 Percent No' to a Friends Reunion  —  Friends may have ended in 2004, but the successful series lives on in syndication, and a reunion hasn't been ruled out by one of the Central Perk regulars, Courteney Cox.  —  "I don't think so," Cox, 43, tells Us Weekly in its latest issue.

Heather Graham Does It Doggy Style  —  I don't understand what's up with Heather Graham's career.  It seems the more sex scenes she does, the more her movies go direct to video.  In her latest movie, Adrift in Manhattan, there are a couple Heather Graham nude scenes, but I bet you never even heard of this movie.

Tara Reid Is Looking High Class  —  I've got to say, Tara Reid is making quite the comeback.  She no longer looks like an old, washed-up hooker, now she looks more like one of those high-class escorts I might actually fork over a couple bucks to.  That is, if I were a guy who paid for sex …

First Peek!  Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn Kiss  —  Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn shot a romantic kissing scene on a San Francisco trolly for their upcoming comedy Four Christmases Thursday.  Filming happened during a heavy rain.  —  As Us first reported, the two play a couple …

Warrant Issued for Daniel Baldwin  —  We had such high hopes. *sigh* L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Millington has just issued a no bail bench warrant for Daniel Baldwin, for his failure to appear at a progress report hearing that was scheduled for 10:00 AM this morning.

Pop Tarts: Did Scary Make Moves on Her Fellow Spice Girls?  —  LOS ANGELES — Pop Tarts had the pleasure of hanging out backstage with the Spice Girls before their sensational reunion show in Los Angeles Wednesday night ... and we discovered a little more than we thought we would.

EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt's Sister Stephanie on Her Addiction to Drugs and Alcohol: "I Thought I Was Going to Die"  —  It only took a brief run-in with Lauren Conrad (and most recently Heidi Montag) on The Hills for Spencer Pratt's younger sister Stephanie to become an overnight sensation.

LC Makes 'Life-Changing' Decision in Hills Finale  —  She's not revealing many details, but Lauren Conrad says she makes a "life-changing" decision in the season-three finale of MTV's The Hills, which airs Monday—and she's happy with the choice she made.  —  "I gotta be honest …

Kiefer Learns to Fluff & Fold!  —  After a little more than 24 hours, Kiefer Sutherland is adapting well to life behind bars.  We're told he woke up around 8:00 AM this morning and ate his prison-issue breakfast.  After that, he is scheduled for laundry duty.