Britney Gets a Lighter with Five Finger Discount!  —  Though she certainly has the ability to buy whatever she wants, for some reason, Britney Spears decided to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station last night — and brag about to the cameras!  —  The popwreck spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles.

Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo Tipped to Wed This Weekend  —  He may have been a "Newlywed" once before, but it seems Nick Lachey is ready to march down the aisle again ... this weekend.  —  Pop singer Lachey and his MTV star girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo will be married in a secret ceremony …

See through new look Lohan  —  LINDSAY LOHAN has given up a lot of things for good since rehab - and it seems her bra may be one of them.  —  Famous for leaving her underwear at home in the past, Lindsay is showing no signs of changing her ways as we approach 2008.

Juliette Lewis Thinks Brad Pitt Was No BIG Deal In Bed  —  Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt used to date in the early 90s.  Recently, Juliette was asked about Brad after she finished playing a set with her band at Seattle's Chop Suey.  Mike Walker of the National Enquirer claims a dude …

PARIS BACK ON STAVROS' TRAIL  —  Paris Hilton desperately wants her ex, Stavros Niarchos, back, say sources who have followed her antics in Miami this week.  —  The former lovers, who are in South Beach for the annual Art Basel festivities, provided a traveling sideshow as Hilton spent …

Warrant Issued for Daniel Baldwin  —  We had such high hopes. *sigh* L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Millington has just issued a no bail bench warrant for Daniel Baldwin, for his failure to appear at a progress report hearing that was scheduled for 10:00 AM this morning.

Katherine Heigl: "I Stand Behind My Opinion"; Knocked Up Was "Sexist"  —  Katherine Heigl is clarifying comments she made in the January issue of Vanity Fair about her recent hit comedy Knocked Up.  —  "It was a little sexist," the Grey's Anatomy star, 29, told the magazine, adding …

got bitterness?  vs. a revelation on true connection (and the award goes to).  —  the first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement.  we just want to be a part of your club.  we feel like the orphans in the movie the warriors, when we are just dying to be the baseball furies.

Holy Fug Monkeys!  —  Lisa Marie Presley and her 62 year-old, botoxed, pulled and stretched mother, Priscilla.  —  Omg, Priscilla looks frightening!  Her forehead is so tight you can see your own reflection in that bitch!  I think she thinks she's goth with her hair and pale complexion.

Jennifer Lopez Buys Pink and Blue Onesies  —  Jennifer Lopez is in full baby-shopping mode, picking up matching pink and blue Tuni & G onesies from Petit Tresor in Los Angeles.  —  Which raises the question: Could the singer and husband Marc Anthony be having ... a boy and a girl?

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - TIMBERLAKE: 'I'M HOTTER THAN PITT AND CLOONEY'  —  JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has issued a warning to rival heartthrobs BRAD PITT and GEORGE CLOONEY - he's still the sexiest man in the world.  The pop star-turned-actor was recently named King of Sex by Rolling Stone magazine …

EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt's Sister Stephanie on Her Addiction to Drugs and Alcohol: "I Thought I Was Going to Die"  —  It only took a brief run-in with Lauren Conrad (and most recently Heidi Montag) on The Hills for Spencer Pratt's younger sister Stephanie to become an overnight sensation.

BRITNEY SPEARS has threatened to release video footage of one-time friend PARIS HILTON in a lesbian romp with a mutual pal, according to reports.  —  Brit has demanded that the heiress stop being rude to her and members of her entourage.  —  The troubled star has reportedly threatened to leak the footage …

Douches Gone Wild  —  Bless his little douche heart.  Frankie Muniz showed off the guns to a friend with a camera while leaving the gym yesterday.  Unfortunately, those guns are shooting blanks.  Seriously, when did he grow up and become such a douche?  —  The saddest part of all of this is that I have those same exact socks.

Strained Kisses  —  Look everyone!  Rachael Ray and her husband are doing A-OK!  She looks just thrilled to be with him.  He's not cheating on her!  See!  See!  —  Yeah f**king right!  Who wouldn't cheat on that annoying hedgehog of a woman?  She's about as pleasant as a blowjob from a vampire.

Tara Reid Is Looking High Class  —  I've got to say, Tara Reid is making quite the comeback.  She no longer looks like an old, washed-up hooker, now she looks more like one of those high-class escorts I might actually fork over a couple bucks to.  That is, if I were a guy who paid for sex …

A "Demeaning" Vivica Fox Pleads No Contest  —  Actress Vivica A. Fox has pleaded no contest to DUI.  —  The charges stem from an incident last March, when cops pulled over the "Booty Call" star on a California highway.  According to police, she failed a field sobriety test and blew over the legal limit of .08.