Jessica Alba Is Pregnant  —  Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.  —  Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28 …

The dirt on Britney: Miss Spears shows off her grubby hands  —  Britney Spears may have rarely clocked up a full day's work in recent times, but she's not above getting her hands dirty.  —  The dishevelled pop star was spotted with dark hair dye stains smeared across her palms after putting a brunette tint through her mane.

MADONNA BOOTS YOGA CLASS  —  WHAT Madonna wants, Madonna gets.  The pop queen paid a visit to the Reebok Sports Club on Columbus Avenue Saturday morning for a yoga class.  According to a member of the class, when Madonna started talking to the instructor and he told her talking wasn't allowed …

UNHOLY BRITNEY  —  TALK about blasphemy - French producer Phillippe Rebboah wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire titled "Sweet Baby Jesus."  The producer told Us Weekly he plans to shoot the film in March, and that Spears is "reviewing the script."

EXCLUSIVE: Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon to Star in Reality TV Series  —  Just two months after their Las Vegas wedding, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are taking the next step in celebrity marriage: a reality show!  —  Sources tell Us Weekly in its new issue that the couple is developing …

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Named Us Weekly's Couple of the Year  —  Us Weekly has named Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Couple of the Year, almost three years to the date from his split from Jennifer Aniston.  —  And let's face it: The emotions stemming from that split make you either love them or hate them.

Charges Dropped Against Shia LaBeouf  —  TMZ was in a Chicago court today as misdemeanor charges were dropped against "Disturbia" star Shia LaBeouf.  Transformed!  —  Cops arrested LaBeouf last month outside a Walgreens, after workers repeatedly asked him to leave the store because he appeared drunk.

EXCLUSIVE: Paris is a Golden Girl  —  Paris Hilton is bringing new meaning to the term "bubbly blonde."  —  The sexy socialite has created a new line of champagne, and PageSix.com has exclusively obtained images from the accompanying photo shoot.  Clad only in gold paint, the heiress is shown crawling through the Mojave Desert.

NORM: Beckhams check bawdy side of LV  —  British soccer star David Beckham and his wife, Victoria, spiced things up Monday by sampling Sin City's bawdy side.  —  Spies say they spent three hours in a private room at Spearmint Rhino, an adult entertainment club often favored by celebrities.

LOST WEEKEND  —  "JACKASS" star Steve-O won't be a part of Spike TV's Video Game Awards because he showed up to the taping just too drunk and rowdy.  The reality-show loser boarded a flight from LA to Las Vegas last weekend "already incredibly drunk," a spy said, and "almost got kicked off the plane."

FANTASIA'S 'PURPLE' FLU  —  STAR'S ABSENCES BREAK FANS' HEARTS  —  THE Broadway attendance police are on patrol, and this time we're giving out detention to - Fanta sia.  —  Since summer, the occasional star of "The Color Purple" has missed nearly 50 performances, production sources say.

The night Princess Beatrice rubbed shoulders with rock royalty  —  She's already mingled with the Primrose Hill set, now Princess Beatrice has continued her party girl schooling by spending a night with rock 'n' roll royalty.  —  The 19-year-old hit London's China Tang restaurant last night …

Jodie Foster comes out with emotional tribute to her girlfriend of 14 years  —  Jodie Foster has finally come out as a lesbian to pay tribute to her girlfriend of 14 years.  —  The fiercely-private actress has always resolutely refused to discuss her sexuality.