Jessica Alba Is Pregnant  —  Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.  —  Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28 …

The dirt on Britney: Miss Spears shows off her grubby hands  —  Britney Spears may have rarely clocked up a full day's work in recent times, but she's not above getting her hands dirty.  —  The dishevelled pop star was spotted with dark hair dye stains smeared across her palms after putting a brunette tint through her mane.

MADONNA BOOTS YOGA CLASS  —  WHAT Madonna wants, Madonna gets.  The pop queen paid a visit to the Reebok Sports Club on Columbus Avenue Saturday morning for a yoga class.  According to a member of the class, when Madonna started talking to the instructor and he told her talking wasn't allowed …

UNHOLY BRITNEY  —  TALK about blasphemy - French producer Phillippe Rebboah wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire titled "Sweet Baby Jesus."  The producer told Us Weekly he plans to shoot the film in March, and that Spears is "reviewing the script."

EXCLUSIVE: Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon to Star in Reality TV Series  —  Just two months after their Las Vegas wedding, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are taking the next step in celebrity marriage: a reality show!  —  Sources tell Us Weekly in its new issue that the couple is developing …

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Named Us Weekly's Couple of the Year  —  Us Weekly has named Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Couple of the Year, almost three years to the date from his split from Jennifer Aniston.  —  And let's face it: The emotions stemming from that split make you either love them or hate them.

Charges Dropped Against Shia LaBeouf  —  TMZ was in a Chicago court today as misdemeanor charges were dropped against "Disturbia" star Shia LaBeouf.  Transformed!  —  Cops arrested LaBeouf last month outside a Walgreens, after workers repeatedly asked him to leave the store because he appeared drunk.

EXCLUSIVE: Paris is a Golden Girl  —  Paris Hilton is bringing new meaning to the term "bubbly blonde."  —  The sexy socialite has created a new line of champagne, and PageSix.com has exclusively obtained images from the accompanying photo shoot.  Clad only in gold paint, the heiress is shown crawling through the Mojave Desert.

LOST WEEKEND  —  "JACKASS" star Steve-O won't be a part of Spike TV's Video Game Awards because he showed up to the taping just too drunk and rowdy.  The reality-show loser boarded a flight from LA to Las Vegas last weekend "already incredibly drunk," a spy said, and "almost got kicked off the plane."

NORM: Beckhams check bawdy side of LV  —  British soccer star David Beckham and his wife, Victoria, spiced things up Monday by sampling Sin City's bawdy side.  —  Spies say they spent three hours in a private room at Spearmint Rhino, an adult entertainment club often favored by celebrities.

FANTASIA'S 'PURPLE' FLU  —  STAR'S ABSENCES BREAK FANS' HEARTS  —  THE Broadway attendance police are on patrol, and this time we're giving out detention to - Fanta sia.  —  Since summer, the occasional star of "The Color Purple" has missed nearly 50 performances, production sources say.

The night Princess Beatrice rubbed shoulders with rock royalty  —  She's already mingled with the Primrose Hill set, now Princess Beatrice has continued her party girl schooling by spending a night with rock 'n' roll royalty.  —  The 19-year-old hit London's China Tang restaurant last night …