X17 XCLUSIVE - Alexandra And Tony, The Text Messages  —  Here's a sample of just a few of the text messages that French model Alexandra Paressant claims were sent between her and Tony Parker.  We'll have more coming soon ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Katie Holmes on Tom Cruise's Turn-Ons: "He Likes Me in a Suit and a Mini"  —  After being named Us' runner-up couple of the year, Katie Holmes has opened up about her one-year marriage to Tom Cruise, revealing his biggest turn-on.  —  "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then.

Kristen Bell Rubs Her Nipples While Shopping  —  Is Kristen Bell rubbing her nipples while shopping at "exclusive" boutique Rumor?  I don't care if she's shopping at the Gap, or the Salvation Army, as long as she's got her hands on her breasts, that's all that matters.

Who's Boycotting The Golden Globes?  —  The Golden Globes could be extra boring this year, because a bunch of nominees have already said they will not attend if the writer's strike is still going on.  They refuse to cross picket lines.  —  Katherine Heigl (nominated for Grey's) …

SNEAK PEEK: Britney's New Music Video  —  Besieged day and night by photographers, Britney Spears goes from hunted to hunter in her music video for the single "Piece of Me."  The 26-year-old pop star turns the tables on her tormenters in this clip, which was shot the week of Nov. 26.

Ricki Lake Sets the Record Straight on John Mayer  —  John Mayer (left) and Ricki Lake  —  Yes, John Mayer recently admitted to having a "crush" on her.  But Ricki Lake insists their relationship hasn't moved beyond casual cocktail party chit-chat.  —  "I swear to God, there is no story …

Beyonce Nipple Slip Picture  —  Well, what's that I see?  It's a Beyonce Knowles nipple slip.  This shot was taken while Beyonce was on vacation with Jay-Z in St. Tropez several months back, but for some reason has only popped up now.  Though, I don't think you really care when or where the picture …

Saleisha Tops Top Model, Cue the Carping  —  Were a pretty face, a fierce walk and a perky attitude all it took to propel Saleisha Stowers to the Top Model title?  —  After the 19-year-old former receptionist from Los Angeles was named the winner on Wednesday's ninth-cycle finale …

"Sick" Britney Rolls 'Til 2 A.M.  —  Britney Spears claims she was too sick to go to her deposition yesterday — but she looked just fine when TMZ caught her driving around until 2 o'clock in the morning!  —  Cameras caught the popwreck and an assistant leaving her home away from home …

Hulk Wants to Pummel Rosie ... and Not in a Good Way  —  Hulk Hogan's got it out for Rosie O'Donnell.  For the love of Elisabeth!  —  At today's press day for his new show "American Gladiators," Hulk was asked which celebrity he'd like to see a Gladiator pummel.  His answer "Without a doubt Rosie O'Donnell.

Audioslave Singer Allegedly Stalked By Man With Gun  —  TMZ has obtained court documents outlining a terrifying series of events that have left former Soundgarden and Audioslave frontman Chris Cornell and his family in terror.  Cornell is seeking a restraining order against a man …

Big Ol' Camel Toe at Marc Jacobs' Xmas Party  —  Marc Jacobs' Christmas party last night had one of the worst cases of camel toe TMZ's ever seen — and it was on the designer himself!  —  While Jacobs was barely recognizable under his giant fur covered, Sharon Stone-inspired costume …

Reese Witherspoon's Type A on set  —  Spies working on Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn's new film, "Four Christmases," say the tension between the stars is even more entertaining than the script of the romantic comedy.  —  Famously alpha personality Reese — who named her production company Type …

Curious Whore  —  Paris Hilton has resorted to swinging from pipes like a monkey in order to get a little attention.  Paris partied at Berlin's Maxx club last night and people looked like they could give a rat's ass.  How do you say "useless skank" in German?  Paris is in Berlin promoting her canned piss.

Mischa Barton Does Maxim  —  I don't know what Mischa Barton is doing to get on all these Magazines lately but she managed to find her way on to next month's Maxim cover.  Hmm... I'm thinking someone over at Maxim must have had some "favors" done for him.

Listen To This: The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music!  —  She's really trying to make it as a singer.  —  Heidi Montag's new single has dropped!  —  It's appropriately called Touch Me.  —  Check it out below!  —  What are your thoughts on the song????  —  Update: