X17 XCLUSIVE - Alexandra And Tony, The Text Messages  —  Here's a sample of just a few of the text messages that French model Alexandra Paressant claims were sent between her and Tony Parker.  We'll have more coming soon ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Who's Boycotting The Golden Globes?  —  The Golden Globes could be extra boring this year, because a bunch of nominees have already said they will not attend if the writer's strike is still going on.  They refuse to cross picket lines.  —  Katherine Heigl (nominated for Grey's) …

Katie Holmes on Tom Cruise's Turn-Ons: "He Likes Me in a Suit and a Mini"  —  After being named Us' runner-up couple of the year, Katie Holmes has opened up about her one-year marriage to Tom Cruise, revealing his biggest turn-on.  —  "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then.

SNEAK PEEK: Britney's New Music Video  —  Besieged day and night by photographers, Britney Spears goes from hunted to hunter in her music video for the single "Piece of Me."  The 26-year-old pop star turns the tables on her tormenters in this clip, which was shot the week of Nov. 26.

Mischa Barton Does Maxim  —  I don't know what Mischa Barton is doing to get on all these Magazines lately but she managed to find her way on to next month's Maxim cover.  Hmm... I'm thinking someone over at Maxim must have had some "favors" done for him.

Kristen Bell Rubs Her Nipples While Shopping  —  Is Kristen Bell rubbing her nipples while shopping at "exclusive" boutique Rumor?  I don't care if she's shopping at the Gap, or the Salvation Army, as long as she's got her hands on her breasts, that's all that matters.

Beyonce Nipple Slip Picture  —  Well, what's that I see?  It's a Beyonce Knowles nipple slip.  This shot was taken while Beyonce was on vacation with Jay-Z in St. Tropez several months back, but for some reason has only popped up now.  Though, I don't think you really care when or where the picture …

"Sick" Britney Rolls 'Til 2 A.M.  —  Britney Spears claims she was too sick to go to her deposition yesterday — but she looked just fine when TMZ caught her driving around until 2 o'clock in the morning!  —  Cameras caught the popwreck and an assistant leaving her home away from home …

Ricki Lake Sets the Record Straight on John Mayer  —  John Mayer (left) and Ricki Lake  —  Yes, John Mayer recently admitted to having a "crush" on her.  But Ricki Lake insists their relationship hasn't moved beyond casual cocktail party chit-chat.  —  "I swear to God, there is no story …

Count on more sick days for Britney Spears  —  Plus: Mary-Kate hooks up with a 'Brother'; Johnny Depp considers Pee-wee  —  Britney Spears called in sick to her court-ordered deposition Dec. 12, and according to her friends, we can expect her so-called illness to rear its ugly head again …

Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams Spend Time Together  —  Ryan Gosling (left) and Michelle Williams  —  Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams share the honor of being recent Oscar nominees.  But are they sharing a bit more these days?  —  The actors, both 27, were spotted walking along Bleecker Street …

Reese Witherspoon's Type A on set  —  Spies working on Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn's new film, "Four Christmases," say the tension between the stars is even more entertaining than the script of the romantic comedy.  —  Famously alpha personality Reese — who named her production company Type …

Big Ol' Camel Toe at Marc Jacobs' Xmas Party  —  Marc Jacobs' Christmas party last night had one of the worst cases of camel toe TMZ's ever seen — and it was on the designer himself!  —  While Jacobs was barely recognizable under his giant fur covered, Sharon Stone-inspired costume …

Saleisha Tops Top Model, Cue the Carping  —  Were a pretty face, a fierce walk and a perky attitude all it took to propel Saleisha Stowers to the Top Model title?  —  After the 19-year-old former receptionist from Los Angeles was named the winner on Wednesday's ninth-cycle finale …

Curious Whore  —  Paris Hilton has resorted to swinging from pipes like a monkey in order to get a little attention.  Paris partied at Berlin's Maxx club last night and people looked like they could give a rat's ass.  How do you say "useless skank" in German?  Paris is in Berlin promoting her canned piss.

Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany  —  America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night — and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show.  She's a swinger!  —  Paris proved her luggage train was a waste …