X17 XCLUSIVE - Alexandra And Tony, The Text Messages  —  Here's a sample of just a few of the text messages that French model Alexandra Paressant claims were sent between her and Tony Parker.  We'll have more coming soon ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Who's Boycotting The Golden Globes?  —  The Golden Globes could be extra boring this year, because a bunch of nominees have already said they will not attend if the writer's strike is still going on.  They refuse to cross picket lines.  —  Katherine Heigl (nominated for Grey's) …

SNEAK PEEK: Britney's New Music Video  —  Besieged day and night by photographers, Britney Spears goes from hunted to hunter in her music video for the single "Piece of Me."  The 26-year-old pop star turns the tables on her tormenters in this clip, which was shot the week of Nov. 26.

Kristen Bell Rubs Her Nipples While Shopping  —  Is Kristen Bell rubbing her nipples while shopping at "exclusive" boutique Rumor?  I don't care if she's shopping at the Gap, or the Salvation Army, as long as she's got her hands on her breasts, that's all that matters.

Beyonce Nipple Slip Picture  —  Well, what's that I see?  It's a Beyonce Knowles nipple slip.  This shot was taken while Beyonce was on vacation with Jay-Z in St. Tropez several months back, but for some reason has only popped up now.  Though, I don't think you really care when or where the picture …

AMERICAN IDOL - ABDUL'S URINE STOLEN BY FAN  —  AMERICAN IDOL judge PAULA ABDUL once experienced theft at the hands of an obsessed fan - after a medical employee stole a sample of her urine.  The 45-year-old was shocked when her doctor asked her to provide a second urine sample …

Curious Whore  —  Paris Hilton has resorted to swinging from pipes like a monkey in order to get a little attention.  Paris partied at Berlin's Maxx club last night and people looked like they could give a rat's ass.  How do you say "useless skank" in German?  Paris is in Berlin promoting her canned piss.

Ricki Lake Sets the Record Straight on John Mayer  —  John Mayer (left) and Ricki Lake  —  Yes, John Mayer recently admitted to having a "crush" on her.  But Ricki Lake insists their relationship hasn't moved beyond casual cocktail party chit-chat.  —  "I swear to God, there is no story …

Saleisha Tops Top Model, Cue the Carping  —  Were a pretty face, a fierce walk and a perky attitude all it took to propel Saleisha Stowers to the Top Model title?  —  After the 19-year-old former receptionist from Los Angeles was named the winner on Wednesday's ninth-cycle finale …

Blige Sacks Homophobes.  —  Blige Sacks Homophobes....  Mary J. Blige fires assistants who make homophobic remarks because she insists they can't be counted upon.  —  The R&B diva is a fervent gay rights activist and refuses to tolerate people who have issues with homosexuality.

Listen To This: The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music!  —  She's really trying to make it as a singer.  —  Heidi Montag's new single has dropped!  —  It's appropriately called Touch Me.  —  Check it out below!  —  What are your thoughts on the song????  —  Update:

Lindsay Sings — Got Me A New Boyfriend!!!  —  Grab your earplugs, because Lindsay Lohan has started recording a new album — and we're thinkin' she's singing about her new BOYFRIEND!  —  The soberlicious 21-year-old was at Hollywood hot spot Goa on Sunday, and a mole tells us she introduced …

Hulk Wants to Pummel Rosie ... and Not in a Good Way  —  Hulk Hogan's got it out for Rosie O'Donnell.  For the love of Elisabeth!  —  At today's press day for his new show "American Gladiators," Hulk was asked which celebrity he'd like to see a Gladiator pummel.  His answer "Without a doubt Rosie O'Donnell.

Big Ol' Camel Toe at Marc Jacobs' Xmas Party  —  Marc Jacobs' Christmas party last night had one of the worst cases of camel toe TMZ's ever seen — and it was on the designer himself!  —  While Jacobs was barely recognizable under his giant fur covered, Sharon Stone-inspired costume …

Tori Amos Doesn't F**k Around  —  Last night at her San Diego show, Tori Amos showed two girls that she doesn't mess around.  Two girls were seated in the front row and I guess they kept coming and going as they pleased.  While playing "Code Red", Tori stopped halfway through and told the girls "Get the f**k out of my show!

Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams Spend Time Together  —  Ryan Gosling (left) and Michelle Williams  —  Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams share the honor of being recent Oscar nominees.  But are they sharing a bit more these days?  —  The actors, both 27, were spotted walking along Bleecker Street …