Britney Spears: Not "Well Enough" to Be Invited on American Idol  —  Though one film director thinks she's worthy of playing the Virgin Mary, Britney Spears — Us' worst dressed celeb of the year — isn't quite worthy of being a guest judge on Fox's American Idol.

Amy's having a white Xmas  —  The singer, 24, who has a history of cocaine and heroin use, has vowed to get her life back on track in the New Year.  —  Her team are going ahead with plans to send her on a one-week rehab and detox treatment course in Israel, as revealed in The Sun last week.

Marcia Cross Nude Pictures  —  Back in October of 2006, TMZ reported on some Marcia Cross nude pictures.  The naked pictures of the Desperate Housewives star were taken by her husband as she showered outdoors, and were "mistakenly thrown out" with the trash.

Underage Clubber Claims Les Deux Owner Raped Her  —  A 19-year-old girl has filed a lawsuit against Les Deux nightclub, claiming she was plied with alcohol and then anally and vaginally raped by the owner.  —  In court papers filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court …

Picture Exclusive: Hugh Grant's sleazy show  —  NAUGHTY BOYS EXCLUSIVE  —  Hugh Grant outraged diners at a chic restaurant by openly snogging a mystery woman while a friend caressed her thigh.  —  The sleazy scenes lasted for up to 20 minutes during which Grant, apparently drunk, seemed oblivious to the offence he was causing.

Studio: Jessica's Movie to Hit Texas Theaters Dec. 21  —  Jessica Simpson in Blonde Ambition  —  Jessica Simpson's film Blonde Ambition, costarring Luke Wilson, will be hitting theaters after all - with a limited run in Simpson's home state of Texas, the movie's studio confirms to PEOPLE.

Lindsay Lohan — I Need Hannah Montana Tickets!  —  Lindsay Lohan pimped herself out on a Las Vegas radio station this morning, using her celebrity to try and get Hannah Montana tickets for a friend's kids.  Freaky Friday!  —  The legally blonde rehabbed 21-year-old placed the call to the …

Growing On Me?  —  I don't know.  Maybe Rumer Willis' knew kitchen sink weave isn't so bad after all.  Ugh, it looks like it was made using Ashton Kutcher's pube hair, but it's a slight upgrade.  I'm confused.  She looks like a Christmas Cocker Spaniel, so at least she's getting into the holiday spirit.

VH1 'DESTROYS' BUSTED MODEL  —  "AMERICA'S Most Smartest Model" contestant Andre Birleanu, 25, may be America's most ticked-off model.  —  The notoriously aggressive contestant of the VH1 show, which tests flighty models on their brains and their brawn, told Page Six that the cable network is responsible for "destroying" him.

Us Weekly's Worst Dressed Celeb of the Year Is....  Oops!  She did it again.  And again.  And again.  —  With her crazy wig collection and continuing downward style spiral, Us Weekly has named Britney Spears — who was recently offered the role of the Virgin Mary — the worst dressed star of the year.

US POLL: Is Shiloh the Most Influential Celeb Infant?  —  Forbes says Brad and Angie's baby has the biggest impact on pop culture

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay's New "Boyfriend" Speaks  —  Is this the new Mr. Lindsay Lohan?  —  "I've seen her a lot since she's been home," Spencer Guilburt told PageSix.com in an exclusive interview.  "And expect to see me with her more."  —  "If I'm dating Lindsay, Lindsay will let you know …

Quentin Tarantino: "Lindsay's One of the Best"  —  He's transformed the careers of Uma Thurman and John Travolta, and now director Quentin Tarantino says that he'd love to work with Lindsay Lohan.  Said Tarantino, "[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood."

Amanda Beard Bikini Pictures  —  Here are some bikini pictures of Olympic gold medalist Amanda Beard with her boyfriend in Hawaii at a photoshoot for Triathlete Magazine.  As you can see, she has a pretty smokin' body, but that's to be expected; after all, Amanda is a swimmer.

Shawn Pyfrom Talks About 'Housewives,' The Writers' Strike, Playing Danny Bonaduce & More  —  Shawn Pyfrom is amazingly astute and mature for a man of his age.  At only 21, he already has some fine ideas and ideals.  Starpulse talked to him recently about his past work …

ATTENTION!  ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!  I have an important announcement.  —  Barring any imminent settlement of the WGA strike, the 2007 Golden Globe Awards will be held at my apartment on the Westside of Manhattan this year.  I have cleared all of this with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.