K-Fed's Lawyer to Brit — I'll Slap You Down B!  —  KFed's lawyer is fed up with Britney Spears, and we're told he's going in deep — for sanctions!  —  Sources connected with the case tell TMZ powerhouse lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan is furious that Britney was too sick to depo yesterday morning but not too sick to party in the evening.

VH1 'DESTROYS' BUSTED MODEL  —  "AMERICA'S Most Smartest Model" contestant Andre Birleanu, 25, may be America's most ticked-off model.  —  The notoriously aggressive contestant of the VH1 show, which tests flighty models on their brains and their brawn, told Page Six that the cable network is responsible for "destroying" him.

Studio: Jessica's Movie to Hit Texas Theaters Dec. 21  —  Jessica Simpson in Blonde Ambition  —  Jessica Simpson's film Blonde Ambition, costarring Luke Wilson, will be hitting theaters after all - with a limited run in Simpson's home state of Texas, the movie's studio confirms to PEOPLE.

Us Weekly's Worst Dressed Celeb of the Year Is....  Oops!  She did it again.  And again.  And again.  —  With her crazy wig collection and continuing downward style spiral, Us Weekly has named Britney Spears — who was recently offered the role of the Virgin Mary — the worst dressed star of the year.

Underage Clubber Claims Les Deux Owner Raped Her  —  A 19-year-old girl has filed a lawsuit against Les Deux nightclub, claiming she was plied with alcohol and then anally and vaginally raped by the owner.  —  In court papers filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court …

Picture Exclusive: Hugh Grant's sleazy show  —  NAUGHTY BOYS EXCLUSIVE  —  Hugh Grant outraged diners at a chic restaurant by openly snogging a mystery woman while a friend caressed her thigh.  —  The sleazy scenes lasted for up to 20 minutes during which Grant, apparently drunk, seemed oblivious to the offence he was causing.

Spice Girls Fans Snub Homecoming  —  The Spice Girls touched down in England to a lukewarm reception from fans - after only half of 500 contest winners bothered to turn up to a special London event.  —  The reformed fivesome - Geri Halliwell, Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown …

Marcia Cross Nude Pictures  —  Back in October of 2006, TMZ reported on some Marcia Cross nude pictures.  The naked pictures of the Desperate Housewives star were taken by her husband as she showered outdoors, and were "mistakenly thrown out" with the trash.

Growing On Me?  —  I don't know.  Maybe Rumer Willis' knew kitchen sink weave isn't so bad after all.  Ugh, it looks like it was made using Ashton Kutcher's pube hair, but it's a slight upgrade.  I'm confused.  She looks like a Christmas Cocker Spaniel, so at least she's getting into the holiday spirit.

Eva Longoria Stands by Her Man (And Her Marriage)  —  Their five-month union has been wracked by a recent report of infidelity, but Eva Longoria and Tony Parker stepped out together Thursday in an apparent sign of solidarity.  —  First, the NBA star, who has been accused of having an affair …

Quentin Tarantino: "Lindsay's One of the Best"  —  He's transformed the careers of Uma Thurman and John Travolta, and now director Quentin Tarantino says that he'd love to work with Lindsay Lohan.  Said Tarantino, "[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood."

Daughtry: Top-Selling Artist of 2007  —  Chris Daughtry has hit a high note.  —  The American Idol finalist's band, Daughtry, sold 3.2 million copies of their self-titled debut, making it the most popular album of the year, Billboard reports.  —  Rounding out the top five:

STRICTLY BUSINESS  —  RYAN Gosling was photographed last week with "Heroes" cutie Hayden Panettiere.  But Tuesday night, he only had eyes for Heath Ledger's ex, Michelle Williams.  The two had dinner at Piadina and were caught by onlookers having a cozy cigarette outside the West 10th Street eatery.

Charisma Lacking in the Dollar Department?  —  According to Charisma Carpenter, the writers' strike is slaying her earning capacity.  —  The former Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel star claims that the ongoing Writers Guild of America walkout has left her unemployed …

Paris Hilton turns up the heat for her new film role  —  She became an accidental film star early in her career, but now socialite Paris Hilton is hoping to become a real Hollywood actress.  —  Still, the 26-year-old hasn't strayed too far away from familiar territory …

Flirting with disaster  —  British pop singer Amy Winehouse performs during the Glastonbury music festival in Somerset, south-west England June 22, 2007  —  We're all expecting Amy Winehouse to die.  It seems inevitable, given the ferocious soul singer's combination of youth, chutzpah, talent, substance abuse and bad taste in men.