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TMZ.com:
K-Fed's Lawyer to Brit — I'll Slap You Down B! — KFed's lawyer is fed up with Britney Spears, and we're told he's going in deep — for sanctions! — Sources connected with the case tell TMZ powerhouse lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan is furious that Britney was too sick to depo yesterday morning but not too sick to party in the evening.
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Henry Seltzer / Us Weekly:
Britney Spears: Not "Well Enough" to Be Invited on American Idol — Though one film director thinks she's worthy of playing the Virgin Mary, Britney Spears — Us' worst dressed celeb of the year — isn't quite worthy of being a guest judge on Fox's American Idol.
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The Superficial, X17 Online, Rolling Stone, I'm Not Obsessed, Gone Hollywood and OH NO!!
Mandi Illuzzi / Us Weekly:
Kevin Federline's Lawyer Slams Britney Spears' "Paparazzi" Excuse — Kevin Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan spoke to Usmagazine.com Friday outside L.A. Superior Court about Britney Spears skipping her scheduled deposition this past Wednesday. — Though he said he was "not upset" …
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Kaplan 'Not Interested in Punishing' Britney — Britney Spears must have overcome the anxiety that kept her from attending her court-ordered deposition this week, because she was spotted smiling for the paparazzi and dancing in her car last night. The troubled pop star, 26 …
Pete Samson / The Sun:
Amy's having a white Xmas — The singer, 24, who has a history of cocaine and heroin use, has vowed to get her life back on track in the New Year. — Her team are going ahead with plans to send her on a one-week rehab and detox treatment course in Israel, as revealed in The Sun last week.
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The Blemish, Glitterati Gossip, Spinner.com, Dlisted, Bricks and Stones Gossip, Wendy Wayrad, Faded Youth Blog and CelebWarship
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Michael K / Dlisted:
One Last Blow Out — Amy Wino has reportedly promised her handlers that she's going to enter a detox and rehab program at the beginning of the year. The Sun reports that Amy will check into a one-week program in Israel, but wants to have one last blow out. She wants to throw a Christmas party at her new home in Bow, East London.
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Webster's Is My Bitch
David Caplan / People.com:
Studio: Jessica's Movie to Hit Texas Theaters Dec. 21 — Jessica Simpson in Blonde Ambition — Jessica Simpson's film Blonde Ambition, costarring Luke Wilson, will be hitting theaters after all - with a limited run in Simpson's home state of Texas, the movie's studio confirms to PEOPLE.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Texas Will Get To See Jessica's Fat Mouth On The Silver Screen — Jessica Simpson's cinematic masterpiece "Blonde Ambition" will be released in theaters on December 21st reports People . Well, theaters in Texas. — The production company putting out this junk said they will release it in Texas and then decide what to do next.
TMZ.com:
Underage Clubber Claims Les Deux Owner Raped Her — A 19-year-old girl has filed a lawsuit against Les Deux nightclub, claiming she was plied with alcohol and then anally and vaginally raped by the owner. — In court papers filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court …
Mirror.co.uk:
Picture Exclusive: Hugh Grant's sleazy show — NAUGHTY BOYS EXCLUSIVE — Hugh Grant outraged diners at a chic restaurant by openly snogging a mystery woman while a friend caressed her thigh. — The sleazy scenes lasted for up to 20 minutes during which Grant, apparently drunk, seemed oblivious to the offence he was causing.
Phil / Egotastic!:
Marcia Cross Nude Pictures — Back in October of 2006, TMZ reported on some Marcia Cross nude pictures. The naked pictures of the Desperate Housewives star were taken by her husband as she showered outdoors, and were "mistakenly thrown out" with the trash.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Growing On Me? — I don't know. Maybe Rumer Willis' knew kitchen sink weave isn't so bad after all. Ugh, it looks like it was made using Ashton Kutcher's pube hair, but it's a slight upgrade. I'm confused. She looks like a Christmas Cocker Spaniel, so at least she's getting into the holiday spirit.
TMZ.com:
Lindsay Lohan — I Need Hannah Montana Tickets! — Lindsay Lohan pimped herself out on a Las Vegas radio station this morning, using her celebrity to try and get Hannah Montana tickets for a friend's kids. Freaky Friday! — The legally blonde rehabbed 21-year-old placed the call to the …
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Alissa R / Us Weekly:
Us Weekly's Worst Dressed Celeb of the Year Is.... Oops! She did it again. And again. And again. — With her crazy wig collection and continuing downward style spiral, Us Weekly has named Britney Spears — who was recently offered the role of the Virgin Mary — the worst dressed star of the year.
New York Post:
VH1 'DESTROYS' BUSTED MODEL — "AMERICA'S Most Smartest Model" contestant Andre Birleanu, 25, may be America's most ticked-off model. — The notoriously aggressive contestant of the VH1 show, which tests flighty models on their brains and their brawn, told Page Six that the cable network is responsible for "destroying" him.
Discussion:
Dlisted, Celebrity Smack!, CelebWarship, The Superficial, Backseat Cuddler, Defamer, Gone Hollywood and L.A. Rag Mag
David Lasky / OK! Magazine:
Quentin Tarantino: "Lindsay's One of the Best" — He's transformed the careers of Uma Thurman and John Travolta, and now director Quentin Tarantino says that he'd love to work with Lindsay Lohan. Said Tarantino, "[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood."
Henry Seltzer / Us Weekly:
US POLL: Is Shiloh the Most Influential Celeb Infant? — Forbes says Brad and Angie's baby has the biggest impact on pop culture
Alec Baldwin / The Huffington Post:
ATTENTION! ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! I have an important announcement. — Barring any imminent settlement of the WGA strike, the 2007 Golden Globe Awards will be held at my apartment on the Westside of Manhattan this year. I have cleared all of this with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.
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Daily Blabber
Daily Mail:
Paris Hilton turns up the heat for her new film role — She became an accidental film star early in her career, but now socialite Paris Hilton is hoping to become a real Hollywood actress. — Still, the 26-year-old hasn't strayed too far away from familiar territory …
