All Eyes on Jessica Simpson at Cowboys Game  —  Jessica Simpson was certainly as glamorous as any Dallas Cheerleader Sunday night, with her perfectly coiffed hair and miniature Tony Romo jersey emblazoned with a pink number 9.  But she wasn't exactly a good luck charm.

Lohan back to her water bottle tricks; wants sugar daddy  —  Lindsay Lohan is once again partying all night and shopping every day, which seemed inevitable once she got out of rehab, and she's using the same old tired methods to conceal and cope with her addictions.

Tara Reid Collapses!  —  Oh, Tara Reid!  How you never change!  —  She may have slimmed down but she still parties hard — maybe too hard, actually.  She collapsed late at night and was rushed to the hospital; Tara, you've given us all quite the scare (again).

TRAVOLTA GETS 'DALLAS' BOOT  —  JOHN Travolta has been dropped from the "Dallas" movie after being promoted as the project's anchor for more than two years.  —  Insiders tell Page Six that Travolta, who was just nominated for a Golden Globe for donning a fat suit for his drag role in "Hairspray," was "let go about two weeks ago.

Tom & Katie Attend Celine Dion Show in Vegas  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes capped off a two-day stay in Las Vegas by attending Celine Dion's penultimate show at Caesar's Palace Friday night.  —  "Tom and Katie walked in before the show started and the crowd went crazy.

Nicole Kidman dazzles fans by dressing from head to toe in skin-tight silver  —  The film might be called The Golden Compass, but Nicole Kidman had a different precious metal on her mind.  —  She appeared at the movie's Australian premiere dressed in silver from head to toe.

Pete Doherty Has A New Addiction  —  Pete Doherty has traded in his crack pipes for mince pies.  According to The Sun Petey has been rejecting booze from fans, but is all about mince pies. … Mince crack pies!  That's how he's going to get away with getting back on the crack.

ZSA ZSA BREAKS HER SECLUSION!  —  Legendary Hotel Heiress and great Aunt to Paris Hilton, Zsa Zsa Gabor broke her seclusion yesterday and hit up Guiseppe Franco salon in Beverly Hills.  Zsa Zsa has been in her Bel Air home since September after undergoing surgery in her legs for infections.

Teri Hatcher Got More Work Done?  —  No. It's that crazed Jacko wandering around Barnes & Nobles.  It looks like homegirl got more work done.  Either that or he's using tape to hold his face up.  What the hell is he doing in a bookstore?  Hopefully he's looking for a book on witchcraft to help him reverse the fug curse.

Katherine Heigl Declares: "I Always Tell It Like It Is"  —  Katherine Heigl isn't one for keeping her opinions to herself.  —  The feisty actress, 29, dubbed her flick Knocked Up "a little sexist," called her Grey's Anatomy character a "ratings ploy," defended T.R. Knight against Isaiah Washington …

Spice Girls explode on UK stage with raunchy relaunch (and a wardrobe malfunction for Posh)  —  In the nine years since they last took to the stage together, the Spice Girls have done a lot of growing up.  —  So too, it must be hoped, have their fans.  —  Because Saturday's opening night …

Helena Bonham Carter Has a Baby  —  Helena Bonham Carter and her director beau Tim Burton have welcomed their second child, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The infant, born in London late Saturday, joins big brother Billy, who is 4.  —  "They are absolutely delighted they have a daughter …

Cocktails at dawn for teary Amy Winehouse as she prepares to face police  —  Amy Winehouse sought comfort in cocktails at 6am amidst reports she is set to be grilled by police over the charges against her husband.  —  The Rehab singer spent the early hours of Sunday morning surrounded by friends …

Posh: 'Beckham's bulge is all his'  —  Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.  —  Victoria Beckham has claimed that her husband didn't have his manhood digitally enhanced for a recent underwear ad campaign.

Will Smith Likes Air In His Ass  —  Some jokes just write themselves.  Rush & Molloy reports that Will Smith is in love with a Japanese toilet that sprays your ass with water and air.  Basically, a bidet.  Will said the toilets are "a gift from heaven.  People think it's all about suction, but it doesn't suck — it blows."

Another Vegas wedding for Brit?  —  Plus: Hasselhoff's revolving-door rehab and family woes  —  Get ready, Las Vegas!  Britney Spears is planning an encore.  The troubled pop star wed childhood pal Jason Alexander Sin City-style in 2004 — a union that lasted all of 55 hours.