Lindsay: Jamie Lynn's Pregnancy Is No Big Deal  —  While her fans gasped in shock Tuesday night as news broke that 16-year-old actress Jamie Lynn Spears, younger sister of Britney, had confirmed exclusively to OK! that she is expecting her first child, one of Hollywood's most jaded celebs tells OK! …

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag Have Dance Off  —  Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are now at war ... on the dance floor.  —  Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth hit Hollywood hot spot Goa early Friday around midnight to film scenes for the upcoming season of their MTV mega-hit.

Carmen Electra's Truly Stupid Workout Video  —  Carmen Electra has a workout video out called Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom.  It should've been called Carmen Electra: I'm A Dumb Whore.  Seriously, if I'm going to be writhing around in a bed like that, I want to be getting one of the holes plugged.

Sacha Baron Cohen: Killing off Borat  —  In a rare interview as himself, Sacha Baron Cohen tells John Hiscock about auditioning for Sondheim, the secret he kept from Tim Burton - and the pain of abandoning his comic creations  —  He became a comedy sensation as the wannabe-gangsta-rapper Ali G by humiliating the people he interviewed.

LYNNE SPEARS' BOOK IS NOT A PARENTING HOW-TO  —  Contrary to Media Reports, Pop Culture Mom Is a Memoir—and a Warning  —  (Nashville, TN) Thomas Nelson, Inc., announced today that Lynne Spears' book, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, is not a book on how to parent.

Angelina Jolie's Son Maddox Wears Gun Charm Necklace  —  Maddox has fired off a fashion statement.  —  The 6-year-old son of Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt sported a gold gun charm necklace during a New Orleans bike ride with his family on December 18, Pitt's 44th birthday.  —  The boy has always had guns on the brain.

Brit Ordered to Sit — For Depo  —  TMZ has obtained an order in Brit's custody case — you have to read between the lines, but based on what we know, Commissioner Scott Gordon has ordered the popwreck to sit for her deposition.  —  Britney failed to show for her depo a little more than a week ago …

OK!  Exclusive: TomKat's Tasty Holiday Treats  —  Christmas came early for a couple hundred friends and associates of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in L.A. who have just received a very special holiday gift package.  So what's inside?  A gold watch?  Gift certificates for their favorite spa?

Jennifer Lopez Takes Her Bump to Barneys  —  So much for all those rumors that Jennifer Lopez is going into hiding for the rest of her pregnancy.  She was out in NYC yesterday doing some last-minute holiday shopping at Barneys.  She's getting so big, right?  I mean, obviously.

“Fresh Prince's” Carlton is dating a porn star  —  It seems the Fresh Prince's Alfonso Ribeiro has led quite the un-Carlton Banks-like lifestyle since leaving Will Smith's side 11 years ago.  Sure he did a good little spin on “Dancing with the Stars,” a nice, family-oriented wholesome show.

Jessica Simpson's Gotta Be Ready For Ridicule  —  Jessica Simpson wrapped herself up in a blanket and put away her frown for another afternoon out shopping in Dallas yesterday.  Yeah, she's not one to be grumpy when she's exercising her credit cards.  Say what you will about her ability …

John Mayer Dances A Jig!  —  Looks like John Mayer got some dance moves from Ashlee Simpson while he was boning her sister, Jessica.  John showed off his jig while posing for paps last night outside The Waverly Inn in NYC.  —  My brains tell me he's a douche, but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.

Shane McGowan Is A Dreamboat  —  I know I'm featuring a lot of nobodies on the site today, but it's one of those days.  This is Shane McGowan.  He's one of the founding members of The Pogues.  He sings that “Fairytale of New York” song which is one of my favorite Christmas jingles.