Teen Magazine Editors Blast Jamie Lynn Spears' Surprise Pregnancy  —  Execs at Nickelodeon aren't the only ones grappling with how to deal with Jamie Lynn Spears' shocking teen pregnancy: So are teen magazine editors.  —  “I was considering her for an upcoming cover,” CosmoGIRL!

Brit Ordered to Sit — For Depo  —  TMZ has obtained an order in Brit's custody case — you have to read between the lines, but based on what we know, Commissioner Scott Gordon has ordered the popwreck to sit for her deposition.  —  Britney failed to show for her depo a little more than a week ago …

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag Have Dance Off  —  Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are now at war ... on the dance floor.  —  Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth hit Hollywood hot spot Goa early Friday around midnight to film scenes for the upcoming season of their MTV mega-hit.

Rep: Lindsay Lohan Has Not Been Paid to Endorse Nicotine Lozenge  —  Reports that Lindsay Lohan endorses Ariva - the smoking cessation lozenge - are wrong, her rep tells Usmagazine.com.  —  “Lindsay has not been paid to endorse Ariva,” her rep tells Us.  “She is just a fan and is using …

It's a girl for Teri!  —  Meet the Parents' Teri Polo and her boyfriend, musician Jamie Wollam, welcomed a baby today, In Touch can exclusively reveal.  —  Teri, 38, delivered a healthy baby girl via C-section this morning in LA. This is the first child together for the couple.

OK!  Exclusive: TomKat's Tasty Holiday Treats  —  Christmas came early for a couple hundred friends and associates of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in L.A. who have just received a very special holiday gift package.  So what's inside?  A gold watch?  Gift certificates for their favorite spa?

AMERICAN IDOL - AMERICAN IDOL'S STUDDARD DROPPED BY LABEL  —  Former AMERICAN IDOL winner RUBEN STUDDARD has been dropped from his record label.  Studdard was released from J Records earlier this week (begs17Dec07) after failing to match the success of his debut album, 2003's Soulful …

Carmen Electra's Truly Stupid Workout Video  —  Carmen Electra has a workout video out called Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom.  It should've been called Carmen Electra: I'm A Dumb Whore.  Seriously, if I'm going to be writhing around in a bed like that, I want to be getting one of the holes plugged.

Britney Spears Exposed Crotch Figurine  —  Another item in our “your kids don't want this” for Christmas series, the commemorative... Naked Britney Spears Figurine  —  A year in Britney's crotch...  Britney's Ocean Dip See Through  —  Britney Spears Flashes Her Panties  —  Britney's Crotch Photos Won't Stop

Shane McGowan Is A Dreamboat  —  I know I'm featuring a lot of nobodies on the site today, but it's one of those days.  This is Shane McGowan.  He's one of the founding members of The Pogues.  He sings that “Fairytale of New York” song which is one of my favorite Christmas jingles.

Ashton Kutcher is Pretty Cool  —  Ashton Kutcher has always seemed kinda goofy and dorky, but this dude owns two successful restaurants and his production company signed a deal with CBS this summer, so maybe this guy isn't dumb.  He's also banging Demi Moore, who appears as a slutty Rudolph …

HILARY SWANK HANGIN' W/ KITTIES!  —  good morning and happy friday y'all!  i have some guests in from out of town so i've taken the day off from the daily grind and i'll be heading to the happiest place on earth...no i'm not going to visit w/ lynne spears - i'm actually going to disneyland!

Jennifer Lopez Takes Her Bump to Barneys  —  So much for all those rumors that Jennifer Lopez is going into hiding for the rest of her pregnancy.  She was out in NYC yesterday doing some last-minute holiday shopping at Barneys.  She's getting so big, right?  I mean, obviously.

Jessica Simpson's Gotta Be Ready For Ridicule  —  Jessica Simpson wrapped herself up in a blanket and put away her frown for another afternoon out shopping in Dallas yesterday.  Yeah, she's not one to be grumpy when she's exercising her credit cards.  Say what you will about her ability …

Two million YouTube hits for girl who pokes fun at Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears  —  This is the girl who has been crowned queen of video website YouTube.  —  Bryony Matthewman has built a huge international fan club for her one-woman comedy sketches.  —  The 24-year-old …

Sting & Trudie Styler embarrass their son  —  I thought we should start today off with a list of celebrities that aren't pregnant.  Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, and Angela Lansbury are not pregnant.  All other Hollywood wombs have most likely been fertilized at this point.

Easy Come, Easy Goa  —  Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but the girl definitely puts her family and friends first - even before her love life!  The hotel heiress partied it up at Villa with Alex Vaggo last night before heading over to Goa for a reunion with Nicky, Brandon Davis, and a few of her other old pals.

“Fresh Prince's” Carlton is dating a porn star  —  It seems the Fresh Prince's Alfonso Ribeiro has led quite the un-Carlton Banks-like lifestyle since leaving Will Smith's side 11 years ago.  Sure he did a good little spin on “Dancing with the Stars,” a nice, family-oriented wholesome show.