Lindsay quit coke & got hooked on sex with me  —  Druggie starlet's rehab lover tells how frenzied lust got her off drugs  —  TROUBLED Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan has traded her dangerous DRUGS habit for a manic addiction to SEX, the lover she picked up in rehab has revealed.

Britney's Night of Lunacy  —  Britney's latest late night lunacy started off when the popwreck hopped out of her car and stood in the middle of the street to get a photo of a roadside mural — only to be thwarted by some inconsiderate paparazzo — sending Spears into a camera smashing tirade!

Pay £100,000 or we kidnap Amy  —  GANGLAND mobsters are threatening to KIDNAP troubled rock star Amy Winehouse unless they get a ransom of £100,000.  —  Jailbird villains put the squeeze on the singer's terrified hubby Blake Fielder-Civil as he languishes in prison awaiting trial.

Britney Blames Mom For Jamie Lynn's Pregnancy  —  Britney Spears called up her mother, Lynne, and read her the riot act after receiving the news of Jamie Lynn's pregnancy on Tuesday, a source tells PageSix.com.  The phone call apparently lasted several minutes and was almost completely dominated by Britney.

Beyonce strips to jeans for new ad  —  MERRY Christmas, gents.  Thought I'd treat you all to this jean-ius shot of beautiful BEYONCE.  —  The cheeky singer posed in a pair of tight jeans (and nothing else) from her new fashion label, House of Dereon.  —  A source said: “Bey wanted to show just how seductive the label can be.”

Only 48 People Paid to See Jessica Simpson's New Movie  —  Jessica Simpson's new movie Blonde Ambition was released on 8 screens this weekend in Jessica's home state of Texas, before it gets dumped on DVD next month (January 22nd 2008 to be exact).  /Film correspondent Steve Mason sent us this hilarious report:

Former child star arrested in Newport on warrant  —  Danielle Fishel, who played Topanga on “Boy Meets World,” arrested on DUI warrant.  —  Recommend  —  NEWPORT BEACH - Former child star Danielle Fishel, who made her mark as a teenage heartthrob on ABC's “Boy Meets World,” …

Singer Popped After His Engagement Party  —  Austin Winkler, the lead singer of the rock group Hinder, was arrested late Saturday night in Jonesboro, Ark. on suspicion of driving while intoxicated.  Winkler told police he had a few glasses of wine at his engagement party.

Amy Winehouse says ‘no, no, no’ to Kabbalah  —  No one can deny Amy Winehouse needs help, but the troubled star won't be turning to Kabbalah for assistance.  —  The 24-year-old singer set her heart on one of the organisation's trademark red string bracelets after spotting a girl wearing one in the street.

Downsizing Jordan: How Katie Price shrank her assets in time for Christmas  —  It's no secret that Katie Price likes to get things off her chest, usually via magazine articles and fly-on-the-wall shows about her life.  —  But this time she's given away the really big stuff.

Jessica: No-Show at Cowboys Game  —  Simpson and Romo on Dec. 16  —  Jessica Simpson knows when she's not wanted.  —  The starlet was an apparent no-show at Saturday's Dallas Cowboys game against the Carolina Panthers in Simpson's native Texas - a week after fans criticized her presence …

Cops: ‘Mr. Bean’ dings a car in Aspen  —  ASPEN, Colo. - British comedian Rowan Atkinson, known for playing the bumbling television and movie character Mr. Bean, made a mistake of his own when he backed an SUV into an Aspen woman's car.  —  Atkinson was moving from a metered spot Thursday …

Pass the airbrush - Sarah Jessica Parker struggles with her lines  —  It may be a decade since their show first hit the screens, but when the Sex And The City girls appear in their eagerly awaited movie next year they'll be looking as good as ever - thanks to that wonderful piece of technology, the digital airbrush.

Britney Makes Midnight Run with Trunk Open  —  A TMZ photog was at Hyde last night when he spotted an unusual car — a white convertible cruising down Sunset Blvd. using its spare tire on the right rear — and with its trunk ajar.  Get out the way!  It's Britney!

Smaller Chi-Chis?  —  Jordan arrived in London this morning covering up her chest sparking rumors that bitch did indeed have her titties taken down in Los Angeles.  Jordan was in the hospital while she was in Los Angeles and said she “fell down the stairs.”