Can Keira Knightley keep her clothes on?  Place your bets now  —  Keira Knightley's apparent love of posing for photoshoots in little more than her birthday suit hasn't escaped the attention of her more irreverent pals.  —  They've become so used to seeing pictures of the 22-year-old actress wearing …

Nicole Kidman Pregnancy Story Denied by Rep  —  Nicole Kidman is not pregnant, her Australian press representative has said.  —  Kidman's expecting a baby was first reported by the U.K.'s Daily Mail, which said The Hours Oscar winner, 40, had told friends and family members over Christmas …

Toe curling: Ageing rock star Sting caught sucking wife Trudie's feet  —  It's enough to make anyone's toes curl.  —  Not content with sharing their intimate tantric sex secrets with the world, ageing rock star Sting and Trudie Styler, 53, decided it was time for a more physical demonstration.

Lauren Conrad Makes Out With Stephen Colletti  —  Is Lauren Conrad rekindling her high school romance?  —  The Hills star was making out with Stephen Colletti, her ex from their days on Laguna Beach and a host for MTV, at LA's Central on Saturday night.  —  After arriving together Conrad …

A One-Way Ticket to Disaster  —  AS Britney Spears stepped off the stage of the MTV Video Music Awards on Sept. 9, having given a performance so awkward and apathetic it instantly appeared to demolish any chance of restoring her declining career, there was a single phrase that dozens of journalists …

Glum looking Lily packs her bags and returns home after Christmas with her boyfriend  —  A glum looking Lily Allen braved the cold in a sleeveless top as she loaded bags of her belongings into a car outside her boyfriend's West London home.  —  The 22-year-old star, who recently revealed …

K-Fed = D-Con, Kills Party Fast!  —  Club LAX in Las Vegas was poppin' last night — as Paris Hilton, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado were among a thick crowd of celebrats getting an early start to their new year revelry — until Kevin Federline popozao'd in and ruined it all.

KATE THE ‘GREAT’  —  A TALENT booker for LateNet talk show host Ray Ellin got a tongue-lashing when she called an IMG rep for Kate Moss and invited the supermodel to be a guest on the popular Web show, which features a studio audience.  “She was appalled that I would even consider the possibility …

Engaged Fergie Says, 'I'm Thrilled'  —  Perhaps it's time to call her Lady Luck instead of The Duchess.  —  Fergie, whose engagement to Las Vegas sex symbol Josh Duhamel was confirmed Wednesday, sure is feeling that way, she tells PEOPLE.  —  “I feel like the luckiest girl in the world …

Comedian Jimmy Fallon Marries Film Producer in the Caribbean  —  Jimmy Fallon, comedian and former cast-member of Saturday Night Live, married film producer Nancy Juvonen in the Caribbean on Dec. 22, according to a publicist cited by the Associated Press.  —  The wedding took place on Necker Island, which is owned by Richard Branson.

Sugababe's boyfriend relives horrific machete attack that almost killed him  —  The injured boyfriend of Sugababes star Amelle Berrabah has relived his nightmare of the horrific machete attack on Christmas Eve that nearly killed him.  —  Freddie Fuller, 25, repeatedly dodged the razor-sharp blade …

Back Off!!  —  Now I know what a wart on Satan's ass looks like.  Carrot Bottom needs to respect the world and not get that close again.  I can hear the camera lens weeping.  It's begging for mercy.  That being said, I'd totally ride that carrot down the rabbit hole.  WELL!  Don't judge.

MAKES A RACKET  —  THE apple apparently hasn't fallen far from the family tree of John McEnroe and Tatum O'Neal.  Sean McEnroe, the 20-year-old son of the hot-tempered tennis legend and the Oscar-winning actress, had a meltdown after being refused entry to Pink Elephant.

Kevin Federline's Lawyer to Depose Britney in Early '08  —  After a year of legal starts and stops, Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan is ready to move forward with his client's custody battle.  —  “Britney Spears will have her deposition early this year,” Kaplan told PEOPLE outside …

Where the Stars Will Celebrate New Year's Eve  —  Want to ring in the new year with Lauren Conrad, Ashlee Simpson or Carrie Underwood?  Read on to see where your favorite celebs will be partying:  —  MIAMI  —  Shore Club: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, with a performance by Eve  —  Mansion: Kim Kardashian

I've Changed My Mind About Ashley Tizzzdale  —  I previously said that I didn't like Ashley Tizzzdale, but I'm changing my mind.  Any bitch that will go outside the house with a schnoze like that is fine by me.  Bitch's nose looks like it was made from silly putty.  I just want to take my fingers and straighten that ho out.