Lawyer: Cops Issued Restraining Order Against Britney Spears  —  LAPD officers slapped Britney Spears with a temporary restraining order last Thursday night during her custody standoff, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  Called an “emergency protective order,” it is enforced for five business days.

NEW VIDEO: JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT SPEAKS OUT!  —  See All: Jennifer Love Hewitt Ross McCall  —  JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT tells our THOMAS ROBERTS about the reaction to her statements on body image after the headline making shots of her on the beach.  —  Meanwhile, fiancé ROSS McCALL jokes, “I will never wear a bikini again!”

World Britney Exclusive: “I Would Die For My Boys!”  —  The whole world watched last week as Britney Spears, locked inside her home with her youngest child, left even the most faithful fan questioning her ability to be a good parent to her two young boys, Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James.

Fightin' ‘Coreys’ in rematch  —  A&E contracts for 10 more rounds  —  A&E Network is bringing back “The Two Coreys” to air out their grievances, giving a second-season pickup to the unscripted series starring Corey Haim and Corey Feldman.  —  A&E has ordered 10 new half-hour episodes …

KATE TAKES OVER FOR NICOLE  —  NICOLE Kidman's loss is Kate Winslet's gain.  On Monday, Page Six was first to report that Kidman had to drop out of producer Scott Rudin's movie “The Reader” due to her pregnancy.  Now, insiders tell us Winslet has agreed to star opposite Ralph Fiennes in the picture in which …

LOVE THAT TUNE  —  WHAT'S Jamie Lynn Spears' favorite music at the moment?  Sources say Britney's pregnant kid sister is gaga over the soundtrack of red-hot flick “Juno,” which could be her own life story of a seemingly innocent 16-year-old girl who gets knocked up.

Happy Birthday, Zahara Jolie Pitt!  —  Zahara Jolie-Pitt, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's third of four children, turns three today.  What a big girl she is now!  —  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINCESS ZEE!  —  In related news, Don Cheadle accepted the Joel Siegel Award at the 2008 Critics' Choice Awards held …

Posh Spice Tops Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dressed List  —  MR. BLACKWELL'S 48TH ANNUAL WORST-DRESSED WOMEN LIST  —  10.)  Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."  —  9.)  Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again!

Paris Hilton Drunken Vagina Exclusive of the Day  —  Some sleazy motherf**ker from LA went to LAX this past Sunday and saw that Paris Hilton was there.  He snapped off some shots of her being the drunken cokewhore that she is and sent them to me.  I thought these were just the boring standard Paris …

Jennifer Lopez: Who Didn't Know I Was Pregnant?  —  Jennifer Lopez is amazed people were surprised when she finally unleashed the big secret and announced she was pregnant.  —  “I kind of feel like everybody knew anyway,” the singer tells Harper's Bazaar for its February issue.

What is Johnny Depp made of?  Frogs' legs!  —  But the actor says his own would taste of frogs' legs.  —  In Tokyo for the Japan premiere of the film, which has been nominated for four Golden Globes, Depp was asked to imagine what he would taste like to a cannibal.

Dr. Phil Betrayed The Spears Family  —  Lou Taylor, spokesperson for the entire Spears family except for Britney, appeared on The Today Show this morning and chatted with Meredith Viera about the inappropriate behavior Dr. Phil McGraw exhibited following his visit to see Britney Spears last week.

Cellulite and the city: Kim Cattrall's massive bikini bottoms fail to hide her dimpled thighs  —  Sex and the City's Kim Cattrall has often stripped off for her role as the racy Samantha - but in new scenes for the highly-anticipated big screen version she appears to have revealed rather more than she would have liked.

GOSSIP GIRL SERENA'S VAN DER NEWNOSEN  —  BEAK TWEAK Blake Lively, before (l.) and after (r.)  —  Hey Upper East Siders!  Gossip Girl here with a pop quiz: Which cast member had a bit of discreet work done on her nose before the show started filming?  —  That would be Blake Lively …

CRACK THE WHIP  —  DON'T mess with Dita Von Teese's money.  The burlesque goddess is suing an LA-based dominatrix, Cynthia Butler, who, she claims, stole her half of the rights (and cash) to “Slick City,” a movie Von Teese made in 2001 with producer Bob Zahurak.

What really happened when Britney was hospitalized  —  In Touch can exclusively reveal what actually happened after Britney Spears checked into LA's Cedars-Sinai Medical Center last week.  The troubled pop star was admitted under the assumed name Barbara Jean to the hospital's 3rd floor Psych Unit.

Do women prefer a man to be hairless or hirsute?  —  Pictures of Strictly Come Dancing star Anton Du Beke on holiday yesterday sparked a fierce debate among women.  —  For once, it wasn't the quality of his rumba or the passion of his tango that provoked so much comment, but the fact that his back and upper arms were extremely hairy.

Surveillance  —  Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's star power isn't impressing any of their new West Village neighbors.  “There are shady guys in hoods and big coats who just troll the streets,” said one nearby dweller.  “I now know they're paparazzi, but I first thought they were casing cars and houses to rob!”