Lawyer: Cops Issued Restraining Order Against Britney Spears  —  LAPD officers slapped Britney Spears with a temporary restraining order last Thursday night during her custody standoff, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  Called an “emergency protective order,” it is enforced for five business days.

World Britney Exclusive: “I Would Die For My Boys!”  —  The whole world watched last week as Britney Spears, locked inside her home with her youngest child, left even the most faithful fan questioning her ability to be a good parent to her two young boys, Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James.

Dr. Phil Betrayed The Spears Family  —  Lou Taylor, spokesperson for the entire Spears family except for Britney, appeared on The Today Show this morning and chatted with Meredith Viera about the inappropriate behavior Dr. Phil McGraw exhibited following his visit to see Britney Spears last week.

NEW VIDEO: JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT SPEAKS OUT!  —  See All: Jennifer Love Hewitt Ross McCall  —  JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT tells our THOMAS ROBERTS about the reaction to her statements on body image after the headline making shots of her on the beach.  —  Meanwhile, fiancé ROSS McCALL jokes, “I will never wear a bikini again!”

LOVE THAT TUNE  —  WHAT'S Jamie Lynn Spears' favorite music at the moment?  Sources say Britney's pregnant kid sister is gaga over the soundtrack of red-hot flick “Juno,” which could be her own life story of a seemingly innocent 16-year-old girl who gets knocked up.

Jennifer Lopez: Who Didn't Know I Was Pregnant?  —  Jennifer Lopez is amazed people were surprised when she finally unleashed the big secret and announced she was pregnant.  —  “I kind of feel like everybody knew anyway,” the singer tells Harper's Bazaar for its February issue.

KATE TAKES OVER FOR NICOLE  —  NICOLE Kidman's loss is Kate Winslet's gain.  On Monday, Page Six was first to report that Kidman had to drop out of producer Scott Rudin's movie “The Reader” due to her pregnancy.  Now, insiders tell us Winslet has agreed to star opposite Ralph Fiennes in the picture in which …

Happy Birthday, Zahara Jolie Pitt!  —  Zahara Jolie-Pitt, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's third of four children, turns three today.  What a big girl she is now!  —  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINCESS ZEE!  —  In related news, Don Cheadle accepted the Joel Siegel Award at the 2008 Critics' Choice Awards held …

Fightin' ‘Coreys’ in rematch  —  A&E contracts for 10 more rounds  —  A&E Network is bringing back “The Two Coreys” to air out their grievances, giving a second-season pickup to the unscripted series starring Corey Haim and Corey Feldman.  —  A&E has ordered 10 new half-hour episodes …

Cellulite and the city: Kim Cattrall's massive bikini bottoms fail to hide her dimpled thighs  —  Sex and the City's Kim Cattrall has often stripped off for her role as the racy Samantha - but in new scenes for the highly-anticipated big screen version she appears to have revealed rather more than she would have liked.

CRACK THE WHIP  —  DON'T mess with Dita Von Teese's money.  The burlesque goddess is suing an LA-based dominatrix, Cynthia Butler, who, she claims, stole her half of the rights (and cash) to “Slick City,” a movie Von Teese made in 2001 with producer Bob Zahurak.

Paris Hilton Drunken Vagina Exclusive of the Day  —  Some sleazy motherf**ker from LA went to LAX this past Sunday and saw that Paris Hilton was there.  He snapped off some shots of her being the drunken cokewhore that she is and sent them to me.  I thought these were just the boring standard Paris …

GOSSIP GIRL SERENA'S VAN DER NEWNOSEN  —  BEAK TWEAK Blake Lively, before (l.) and after (r.)  —  Hey Upper East Siders!  Gossip Girl here with a pop quiz: Which cast member had a bit of discreet work done on her nose before the show started filming?  —  That would be Blake Lively …

Tara Reid: “I'm Not Anorexic!”  —  Even when she's not making movies, Tara Reid is making headlines.  In recent weeks, tabloids have published photos of the suddenly slimmer actress, sparking rumors of an eating disorder.  —  “I'm not too thin,” Tara, 32, insists in an exclusive interview and photo shoot in the new issue of OK!.

What is Johnny Depp made of?  Frogs' legs!  —  But the actor says his own would taste of frogs' legs.  —  In Tokyo for the Japan premiere of the film, which has been nominated for four Golden Globes, Depp was asked to imagine what he would taste like to a cannibal.