Brit Naked Pics Shopped All Over Town  —  The photo agency that employs Britney's creepy BFF is denying reports that they are shopping around nude pics of Britney Spears.  But we've learned they most certainly are.  Pants on fire!!  —  TMZ has confirmed that the semi-nude pics of Brit Brit …

Brit's Parents Tried to Commit Her  —  TMZ has learned Britney's parents — especially her dad — have been earnestly trying for months to get her committed into a mental hospital for a bipolar disorder.  —  We know Jamie Spears in particular has felt since last summer that Brit was suffering …

Lawyer: Cops Issued Restraining Order Against Britney Spears  —  LAPD officers slapped Britney Spears with a temporary restraining order last Thursday night during her custody standoff, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  Called an “emergency protective order,” it is enforced for five business days.

Will Smith boosting Scientology  —  Will Smith has joined the ranks of Hollywood power players actively recruiting for the Church of Scientology.  —  Big stars traditionally distribute “wrap presents” to crew members after completing a film.  His recent gift after wrapping next summer's comedy …

Tara Reid: “I'm Not Anorexic!”  —  Even when she's not making movies, Tara Reid is making headlines.  In recent weeks, tabloids have published photos of the suddenly slimmer actress, sparking rumors of an eating disorder.  —  “I'm not too thin,” Tara, 32, insists in an exclusive interview and photo shoot in the new issue of OK!.

REVEALED: Britney's Boyfriend's Wife  —  Adnan Ghalib's wife has come forward, denying any part in a rumored financial scam to snare Britney Spears.  —  AzLynn Berry, who is separated from the paparazzo now dating the faltering pop tart, has reportedly moved out of Los Angeles to escape …

Johnny Depp Sings  —  After belting for the first time in “Sweeney Todd,” Depp rocks out on his life in music  —  Attend the tale of Johnny Depp: still Hollywood's most perverse superstar, he has followed up the family-friendly Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy with Sweeney Todd …

Natalie Portman Has Big Fake Breasts  —  If you've every wondered what it would be like if Natalie Portman had really big boobs, wonder no more.  But don't worry, Natalie didn't get breast implants.  But she did apparently stuff her bra real good for her role in the upcoming My Blueberry Nights.

Paula Abdul Is Bringing Crazy Back  —  Thank Jeebus Paula Abdul is bringing the crazy.  I'm a little burnt out from Brit Brit's insanity and somebody should takeover the crazy reigns just for a second.  Paula reportedly had a complete breakdown in the middle of the airport.

Jennifer Lopez: Who Didn't Know I Was Pregnant?  —  Jennifer Lopez is amazed people were surprised when she finally unleashed the big secret and announced she was pregnant.  —  “I kind of feel like everybody knew anyway,” the singer tells Harper's Bazaar for its February issue.

Ripped Rhydian: X Factor runner-up has the muscles but not the tan to fit in with the beach hunks  —  With his bulging muscles, Rhydian Roberts clearly need have no worries about having sand kicked in his face.  —  But fellow Britons might be tempted to splash him with sunblock.

Lauren Conrad Quits The Hills!  —  ....Well, kind of.  PageSix.com has learned that former Laguna Beach star Lauren Conrad is set to move out of her current Hills home for a stunning 2 million dollar, four bedroom, four bath mini-mansion on the Hollywood flats just off Sunset Boulevard.

California Says No Way to “Idol” Trainwreck  —  TMZ has learned “American Idol” rehab queen and mommy-to-be Jessica Sierra has been denied treatment in California.  They don't want ya!  —  Sierra was released from jail in Florida this morning, and was to fly to Dr. Drew's Pasadena Recovery Center, but never got on the plane.