Britney's Boys Don't Miss Her!  —  Trying to keep Sean Preston and Jayden James in her custody led to the standoff at Britney Spears' anything-but-OK corral on January 4, but it appears that all the drama was all for naught.  Britney's sons have been staying with their father, Kevin Federline …

Will Britney Show?  — Watch and Learn  —  TMZ is live at the L.A. County Courthouse for what will be a make-or-break hearing in the Britney Spears custody saga.  Will Brit show or will she blow it off?  We're all over it.  Sources tell us that the Commissioner will hear Britney's testimony …

Is Beyonce pregnant?  —  PALS HINT AT SINGER'S JOY MUM-TO-BE 1  —  Since her secret wedding last month, Beyonce Knowles has been glowing even more than usual.  —  And friends are suggesting the marriage isn't the only thing she has kept under wraps.  —  Sources close to the Crazy …

Brit's married man not cutting ties with wife  —  Plus: ‘Office’ star says Hollywood is a meritocracy; weekend box office  —  Britney Spears' newest constant companion, Adnan Ghalib, might be “happily dating” Spears as Ghalib's photo agency claims, but a source close to Ghalib's wife …

Dannielynn May Undergo Eye Surgery  —  Larry Birkhead tells Entertainment Tonight that his daughter Dannielynn suffers from “strabismus, which is a turning in of one of her eyes.  —  “I've been taking her to the doctors and ...  [mom] Anna [Nicole Smith] had taken Dannielynn to the doctor …

4 Ugly Words: New York Sex Tape  —  Mediatakeout claims they have a sex tape featuring reality TV's least favorite tranny, New York.  I think her mom, Mister Patterson, is reality TV's favorite tranny.  The tape isn't long, but features some dude giving it to some tranny from the back.

Mary J. Blige named in steroid report  —  Grammy-winning singer Mary J. Blige blasted a report Sunday night linking her and other A-list celebrities to doctors and pharmacists targeted in a statewide steroid investigation.  —  Blige was identified in the Albany Times Union Sunday as being among …

Tom Cruise in Scientology Promotional Rant Video Quickly Removed  —  The “church” of Scientology is known for lawsuits and threats to control all negative coverage, so it's not surprising that a nine minute promotional video for the cult that showed Tom Cruise ranting about how he held the key to happiness has been promptly removed.

Katharine McPhee pimps her wedding pics  —  Katharine McPhee is looking for new ways to make money now that she's been dropped by her record label.  —  A magazine insider tells us the ex-"American Idol" contender has been trying to sell photos from her upcoming February marriage to Nick Cokas …

“Pulp” Writer Popped for DUI After Fatal Crash  —  The guy who co-wrote “Pulp Fiction” with Quentin Tarantino was arrested today on suspicion of manslaughter and felony DUI, after the car he was driving crashed, injuring his wife and killing his other passenger.

Suri is Out, Wintour is In  —  Katie Holmes had previously molded her short hair to match daughter Suri's but now that she's on the promotional trail for Mad Money, the stylish star has reshaped her coif to resemble fashion's most influential female: Vogue editrix Anna Wintour.

We Almost Forgot...  That Katie Price plans to sell her discarded silicone implants on eBay!  We wonder how long we'll have to wait till they pop up!?  We've got a feeling it may be a while.  After all we can't be the only people that think her boobs look er, well how do we say this delicately? continue reading...

Hey Brit — LAPD's Got Its Eyes on You!  —  Today's Britney Spears court hearing is clearly going to be a zoo — and TMZ has learned that the LAPD isn't taking any chances, enlisting two cameramen of their own to document what goes down this morning, shot-by-shot.

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Paris Goes to Harvard  —  Oh, no. Paris Hilton will have her own real-life Legally Blonde moment when she goes to Harvard University next month!  —  Fear not holier-than-thou Harvard alum, the Hollywood heirhead has not been accepted as a student — yet.  While in Boston to promote …

Tony Romo's Vacation With Jessica Simpson Blamed for Cowboys' Loss  —  Tony Romo and his Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants 21-17 Sunday night.  —  And most of the blame fell on Romo's relationship with Jessica Simpson.  —  Sniped Dallas Morning News columnist Tim Cowlishaw: