Brit Has Bailed  —  We need some of them vitamins Brit takes.  Britney left the courthouse after circling, entering, leaving, circling and finally bailing.  —  When Britney got out of the car at the courthouse, she screamed at photogs, “Move back, I'm scared.  Stop it, stop it.

Brit Not Ready for Prime Court Time  —  Britney Spears was a wreck after trying to get out of her SUV at the L.A. County Courthouse.  She bailed and is headed home.  —  As she got out of the car, she screamed at photogs, “Move back.  I'm scared.  Stop it.  Stop it.  I want to get back in the car.

'BOYS SEEING DOUBLE  —  POST'S ‘JESS’ HELPS GIANTS KO DALLAS  —  IRVING, Texas - Jess win, baby!  —  Even a fake Jessica Simpson was good enough to throw off the Dallas Cowboys yesterday, as Big Blue took a Giant step toward the Super Bowl.  —  The Giants, who notched a stunning 21-17 victory …

Is Beyonce pregnant?  —  PALS HINT AT SINGER'S JOY MUM-TO-BE 1  —  Since her secret wedding last month, Beyonce Knowles has been glowing even more than usual.  —  And friends are suggesting the marriage isn't the only thing she has kept under wraps.  —  Sources close to the Crazy …

Dannielynn has to wear an eyepatch  —  Thank God Larry Birkhead is around to keep us updated on the excruciating minutiae of his life.  That's a fancy way of saying “Thank God Larry Birkhead is pimping out his daughter."  Because let's be honest, Dannielynn is really the other thing Birkhead's got going for him, gossip-wise.

Exclusive Interview: ‘Whip It’ Screenwriter Dishes Some Details  —  Whip It ain't just a song by Devo.  And it ain't just an entertaining thing to do to your best friend's bare ass.  —  Whip It is Drew Barrymore's forthcoming directorial debut, due to start production in March.

Matthew McConaughey: I Lost My Virginity at Age 15  —  Matthew McConaughey talks the birds and the bees in the February issue of Playboy.  —  When asked when he lost his virginity, he tells the magazine, “Fifteen."  —  How'd it happen?  —  “None of your business,” he says.  “I don't tell bedroom tales.

Brit's married man not cutting ties with wife  —  Plus: ‘Office’ star says Hollywood is a meritocracy; weekend box office  —  Britney Spears' newest constant companion, Adnan Ghalib, might be “happily dating” Spears as Ghalib's photo agency claims, but a source close to Ghalib's wife …

Brit to Lawyers — I'm Just Not Into It  —  TMZ has learned that when Britney first arrived at the courthouse and went into an underground tunnel, she was met by two of her lawyers — Anne Kiley and Tara Scott.  We're told they actually got into the Escalade to speak with her.

WTF Happened to Jessica Biel's Face!?  —  Can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on with Jessica Biel's face?  Now, I know she's not wearing any make-up, and that most celebrities really aren't anything special without make-up, but Holy Crap!  It's like someone scraped all the pretty off of Jessica Biel.

Mary J. Blige named in steroid report  —  Grammy-winning singer Mary J. Blige blasted a report Sunday night linking her and other A-list celebrities to doctors and pharmacists targeted in a statewide steroid investigation.  —  Blige was identified in the Albany Times Union Sunday as being among …

That's my kid, man: dad to deliver the good news  —  Not everyone agrees with Nicole Kidman's parents being at the business end of her pregnancy.  —  IT MIGHT be a dad's job to deliver his daughter to the school dance, but what about delivering her babies?

Johnny Depp's £1m gift for Great Ormond Street, the hospital that saved his daughter's life  —  Johnny Depp secretly visited Great Ormond Street Hospital yesterday to donate £1 million of his own money to thank staff for saving his daughter's life.

Katharine McPhee pimps her wedding pics  —  Katharine McPhee is looking for new ways to make money now that she's been dropped by her record label.  —  A magazine insider tells us the ex-"American Idol" contender has been trying to sell photos from her upcoming February marriage to Nick Cokas …