Lohan to work in morgue as punishment  —  LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan is about to see dead people.  —  The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.

Dr. Phil says he regrets statement on Britney  —  LOS ANGELES — Phil McGraw says his recent visit to Britney Spears in the hospital was appropriate.  His only regret: issuing a statement about it.  —  “Was it helpful to the situation?  Regrettably, no. It was not, and I have to acknowledge that and I do …

Photo of Fat Eminem  —  Photo courtesy of the National Enquirer  —  Eminem suffered a health scare over the holidays and was hospitalized for complications from pneumonia along with heart problems that may have been related.  He was reported to have gained a lot of weight and to now be over 200 pounds.

Amy Winehouse Shouts ‘I Love You’ to Jailed Husband  —  Dispelling rumors of an impending divorce, Amy Winehouse declared her devotion to incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil Friday.  “I love you handsome, you gorgeous one,” she shouted across the packed courtroom as he was led back to jail.

Miley Cyrus on Britney: ‘She Needs Help’  —  Miley Cyrus is speaking out about Britney Spears, offering her advice to the troubled young star.  —  “I think it's so crazy and I think that she needs help,” Miley told “Extra” last night at the premiere of “Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert 3D.”

Wardrobe disaster: Fergie forgets to look in the mirror before stepping onstage  —  She may have sold millions of records and have assistants to ensure she looks flawless, but The Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson can still have a wardrobe malfunction.

TOM IN GROUND ZERO TANTRUM  —  TOM Cruise brands federal officials “liars” and takes credit for saving the lives of hundreds of supposedly poisoned workers at Ground Zero in a wacky new Scientology video.  —  In the promotional tape, the star states, with a scary gleam in his eye …

Eva Mendes Nipple Slip and Side Boob Galore!  —  Eva Mendes's breasts seem to have been the topic of conversation on this French talk show she appeared on.  While I do speak French, I don't speak “screen cap” so I can only imagine what they're talking about, but since she is basically opening her shirt …

Pam No Longer Pregnant  —  TMZ has learned the divorce between Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon has just gotten less complicated, because Anderson is no longer pregnant.  —  As we first reported, a then-pregnant Anderson filed for divorce last month, but briefly reconciled with Salomon.

Double Oh No!  —  Pierce Brosnan and his gorgeous wife, Keely Shaye Smith, had a whale of a time on the island of Kauai on Wednesday.  —  Pierce was also spotted horsing around in the sand with one of his sons.  This family clearly has a lot of love to give.  —  See Also

Christian Brando in ICU  —  TMZ has learned that Christian Brando, the 49-year-old son of actor Marlon, is in bad shape at Hollywood Presbyterian hospital.  —  Sources tell TMZ that Brando was admitted on Jan. 11 and remains in ICU.  The exact nature of his illness is unknown.

Britney is her own best publicist  —  Plus: Behind Eddie Murphy's split; weekend box office prediction  —  Britney Spears is responsible for the publication of the “personal” photos of her and her kids that have found their way into the pages of OK!  Magazine for two weeks running.

Brit Gets Canned from New Movie  —  Britney Spears won't be coming to a movie theater near you anytime soon.  —  The troubled starlet has been canned from the new flick, “Memoirs of a Medicated Child,” reps for the film tell “Extra."  —  Brit, who starred in the 2002 movie “Crossroads,” …

Brad Renfro — The Last Tattoo  —  Brad Renfro died this week at the age of 25.  The L.A. County Coroner tells TMZ Brad had a freshly inked tattoo across his back, that read, “F*CK ALL Y'ALL (asterisk added).  Possibly a clue to Brad's dark mood in the final days.  —  Renfro got the tattoo on Sunday.

Pop Tarts: Sarah Michelle Gellar Knows Loneliness, Calls America ‘Gluttonous’  —  LOS ANGELES — She may have spent several years slaying vampires as Buffy, however, it seems Sarah Michelle Gellar has had to battle more demons off-screen than on.  —  “I have experienced first-hand …

Not Suri  —  Wow, here's one of Tom Cruise's kids and it's not Suri.  I was beginning to think Tom banished Connor and Isabella to his Scientology safehouse.  Tommy brought his son out last night for dinner in Los Angeles.  It's Connor's Birthday.  Connor doesn't even live with Tom!

EVERYTHING ROSIE COMIN' UP  —  MUST be something in the water in the Broadway Theater District be cause what's growing up around there suddenly is a crop of one-person shows.  Tovah Feldshuh's working on one.  Will Ferrell's working on one.  Val Kilmer's working on one.