John Gibson Mocks ‘Weirdo’ Heath Ledger's Death: ‘He Found Out How To Quit You’  —  Opening his radio show with funeral music yesterday, Fox News host John Gibson callously mocked the death of actor Heath Ledger, calling him a “weirdo” with a “serious drug problem.”

How super-skinny Eva Longoria made Posh look normal-sized...and demanded to be to taken to Topshop  —  What's the quickest way for a woman to look thinner - how about standing next to someone bigger than yourself.  —  Well that appears to be the approach taken by Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria.

Jamie Lynn Spears agrees to hand baby over to mother  —  Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears has agreed to give up her baby.  —  The teen sister of pop wreck Britney Spears will hand over the baby to her mum Lynne as soon as it is born so she can concentrate on her career.

Adam Sandler: Stop Picking on Tom Cruise  —  Tom Cruise has been taking a beating in the press lately, but several of the star's pals are standing up for him.  —  “To see anyone's private life invaded and mocked like this is sickening,” Adam Sandler tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement.

Cam and Eva causing a stink  —  Latino beauty EVA MENDES has revealed how she once challenged movie pal CAMERON DIAZ to a FARTING competition.  —  And here's me thinking they were such reserved ladies.  —  Gorgeous Eva went to Nepal with Cameron for Diaz's MTV documentary series …

‘MR. HYDE’ SCARED OFF BRIDE  —  TRACEY Edmonds broke up with Eddie Murphy right before they were about to make their Bora Bora wedding legal because Murphy became bossy and physically intimidating, and insisted his mother accompany them on their honeymoon.  “That was kind of the last straw,” said a friend of the beautiful bride.

Carla Bruni snapped wearing ‘wedding band’ - and nothing else  —  A Spanish magazine has published an exclusive picture of French president Nicolas Sarkozy's fiancée Carla Bruni wearing only a pair of black leather boots - and what appears to be a wedding ring.

Jessica Alba ‘Paranoid’ About Breastfeeding  —  Jessica Alba is opening up about her pregnancy, talking for the first time since she announced she was engaged and expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren.  —  “It's quite a blessing and perfect timing,” the glowing star told …

Why So Pale?  —  Holy Oompa Loompa!  Jordan looks like she was locked in the tanning bed.  Harvey probably did it.  He was sick of her bragging about her new boobs.  Seriously, she looks like Crispy Orange Chicken that's been under the heater for way too long.  I do not want.

Joel Madden: Daughter Harlow Taught Me About Love  —  Rocker Joel Madden says that fatherhood has turned Nicole Richie and him into “the luckiest two people alive."  —  “I had no idea what love even was until Harlow came along,” Madden, 28, writes on the Web site of his clothing company, DCMA Collective.

Stiletto Mom Feels $10m Heel  —  IT'S the stiletto queen vs. the socialite as Tamara Mellon, the man-hungry founder of the famed Jimmy Choo shoe boutiques, yesterday slapped her estranged mother, former Chanel model Anne Yeardye, with a nasty $10 million lawsuit.

Four Feathers Director: I Spoke to Heath the Night Before He Died  —  Shekhar Kapur, who directed Heath Ledger in the 2002 adventure Four Feathers, says “last spoke to him the night before he died.  —  “I had just arrived in New York last night, he said he could not see me that night …