WATCH: Britney Spears' Bizarre Death Message to Heath Ledger  —  When asked by photographers Thursday how she felt about actor Heath Ledger's death, Britney Spears replied in her British accent, “He's still here.  Oh, yes.  No one ever really dies.  No one.”

Heath En Route to Final Resting Place  —  The remains of Heath Ledger were removed from the Frank E. Campbell Funeral Home in New York City Friday afternoon, and are en route to an unspecified airport, police confirm to PEOPLE.  —  A little before 4 p.m., the body - carried inside a light-wood box …

Hang On Bow!  Hang On!  —  Tyra Banks!  Come get your creation.  She is ruining the America's Top Model name!  It's Jaslene Gonzalez.  You know her.  The bitch that sounded like she was deaf, but wasn't.  She won a few seasons back.  I don't know what the hell she's doing to herself …

It's In Her Blood  —  Two new pics claiming to be 15-year-old Miley Cyrus have leaked.  They are supposedly from her MySpace.  The one of her in the bikini was already leaked.  Homegirl needs to change her password every now and again.  —  I wouldn't be surprised if these pics were her.

Brothers & Sisters Couple Splits  —  Looks like it's strictly “siblings” for Brothers & Sisters costars Dave Annable and Emily Van Kamp.  Sources tell PageSix.com that the actors' romance, running hot and cold for the past eight months, has finally ended.  —  Fellow cast member Matthew …

Nic to Kathleen — I Could Peggy Sue You!  —  Nic Cage is pissed at Kathleen Turner.  —  In her upcoming book, Turner claims that Nicolas Cage was busted twice for DUI and once for stealing a dog.  She wrote, “He'd come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”

Kate Hudson Remembers Heath as ‘Loved’  —  Ledger and Hudson at a premiere for The Four Feathers  —  Six years ago, Kate Hudson and Heath Ledger starred together in the period action adventure Four Feathers.  —  Now promoting her new movie with Matthew McConaughey, Fool's Gold, Hudson, 28, stopped to reflect on her former costar.

Mel Gibson was Disappointed in Heath Ledger's ‘Brokeback’ Role  —  Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger were once very close.  The two bonded while shooting the film ‘The Patriot’ where Ledger played Gibson's son.  —  However, that all changed after Ledger took a role in the controversial gay film, 'Brokeback Mountain'.

From Never Land to Disneyland Jennifer Lopez, Gisele Bündchen and Jessica Biel Live Out Their Disney Fantasies  —  They're Among Celebs in Latest Leibovitz Photo Spread  —  · January 25, 2008 /PRNewswire/ — From Never Land to flying carpets to the forested domain of an Indian princess …

Brody Jenner Plans to Keep New Girlfriend Off The Hills  —  Brody Jenner says his new girlfriend Cora Skinner has met his mom and dad, but he won't be introducing her to The Hills crew anytime soon.  —  “She's met the parents.  She's part of the family.  But no, she's not on the show,” …

Johansson: I'm in love with Obama!  —  NEW YORK - Scarlett Johansson returned from the Persian Gulf with a whole lot of soldiers' trinkets and a delusion of her own engagement — to Barack Obama.  —  “I am engaged ... to Barack Obama,” Johansson joked in an interview with The Associated Press on Thursday.

Jaime Pressly: Marriage Can Wait  —  Jaime Pressly is in no rush to get to the altar with fiancé Eric Cubiche, with whom she has an 8-month-old son, Dezi James.  —  “We're so happy with the way everything is,” Pressly, 30, told PEOPLE at the Pepsi Stuff launch party at Element in Hollywood Thursday …

Tattoos of Celebrities  —  Not to be confused with celebrities with tattoos, this time we're focusing on celebrities as tattoos.  From the excellent galleries of TattooArtists, famous faces in ink...  Click to enlarge the tattoo and learn more about the tat...

War On Scientology  —  Brace yourselves!  Xenu will be coming seek to wreak vengeance against internet hackers.  You see, a group of hackers calling themselves “Anonymous” have attacked Scientology websites and websites affiliated with Scienotlogy.  One website went down this morning.

Quick-change Eva Longoria shows off SIX outfits in 48 hours  —  Eva Longoria proved she's quite the style chameleon during her brief UK visit.  —  The Desperate Housewives star has clocked up an impressive six outfits in just two days since arriving from LA to promote her new film Over Her Dead Body.

Demi Moore is Very Very in V Magazine  —  Sure, there's some Photoshopping going on here, but there's no doubt that Demi Moore looks pretty damn sexy in this photoshoot for V Magazine.  Of course, fake boobs, face lifts, and what appear to be abs that are literally made of washboards …

Judge scolds attorney over men's magazine  —  A Rowan County District Court judge held a local attorney in contempt Wednesday for reading a men's magazine during a court session, according to a contempt order filed in the Rowan County Clerk of Court's Office.

Hayden Panettiere Is The World's Smallest Cheerleader  —  Here's a little treat for you football fans: pictures of the World's Smallest Cheerleader.  OK, I guess that would be funny if it wasn't the 30th time I'd made a Hayden Panettiere is short joke, but I can't help myself.