Restraining Order Claims Sam Drugged Brit  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the restraining order issued last Friday in the Britney Spears saga.  We've reported on the order but we just got a hard copy.  The documents allege Lutfi drugged Britney.  —  The order requires Lutfi to stay 250 yards away …

Sexy Time!  —  John Mayer stripped down and got into Borat's infamous neon thong onesie to take a jog around the Mayercrafter Carrier (The John Mayer Cruise) this past weekend.  John really should have gotten a boyzillian before going out in public like that.  I'd definitely hit it, but I'd have to take a trimmer down there first.

It's Official: JLo Is Having Twins!  —  The mom-to-be's father said on Escándalo TV (Telefutura) that he has two grandkids on the way  —  Break out the matching onesies!  Jennifer López will have not one, but two babies!  The singer's father, David López, has announced that his daughter is having twins.

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini and Leonardo DiCaprio's Lap  —  In case you were wondering why Leonardo DiCaprio is the luckiest man alive, just take a look at his girlfriend, Israeli Supermodel, Bar Refaeli in that bikini.  Also keep in mind that Leo used to date Gisele Bundchen, and Bar Refaeli is actually hotter than Gisele.

Jordan: I hate my body and I'm planning more cosmetic surgery  —  Katie Price has confessed that she is disappointed with the results of recent surgery on her body.  —  The model otherwise known as Jordan announced plans to have yet another cosmetic procedure on her breasts …

Did Pitt Throw a Hissy Fit?  —  Tom Cruise was the first to get the new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle and Brad Pitt threw a tantrum, at least according to e-mails obtained by TMZ.  —  The e-mails, sent by a UPS exec to various freight terminals,instructed that all shipments of the bike …

Christina on Baby Max: He's Stinky  —  In her first interview since having baby Max, Christina Aguilera talked all about how Paris Hilton spilled the beans on her pregnancy, how her first child is “stinky” and how she had penis-shaped balloons at Max's otherwise-traditional circumcision.

Neil Patrick Harris Is Contemplating a Whole New Drug for ‘Harold & Kumar’  —  Harris and boyfriend David Burtka performed  —  together in Broadway Backwards.Photo: FilmMagic  —  The drug-addled, skirt-chasing Neil Patrick Harris from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle wasn't the one out to play last night at Broadway Backwards III.

Lindsay: “What Was I Thinking?”  —  Lindsay Lohan gives a refreshingly candid interview in the March issue of Harper's Bazaar where she talks about everything from her old bad habits — “When I look back on this last year, it's like, what was I thinking” — to her new bad habits — “I always feel like I need a cigarette with coffee.

Mattingly's Wife Arrested  —  EVANSVILLE, Ind. (AP) — The estranged wife of Los Angeles Dodgers coach Don Mattingly was arrested and charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct after police say she refused to leave his property in Indiana.  —  Police arrested 45-year-old Kim Mattingly …

What The Hell Happened To Lindsay Lohan's Face?  —  I don't know what happened to Lindsay Lohan's face, but I can only assume she fell asleep at the tanning salon with her arm over her face.  How else would she have such a huge white mark?  Who knows, maybe someone was pulling a prank.

Jamie Lynn ready to run away from Lynne  —  Plus: Cheater Justin Timberlake gets second chance with Jessica Biel  —  Forget the parenting classes these two allegedly attended.  Jamie Lynn Spears and her mom, Lynne, are no longer sticking together during the teenager's unplanned pregnancy, reports National Enquirer.

Kate's Just Like Every Other Mom (Except for the Shoes) … Kate Beckinsale led a group of rather excited looking 9-year-olds around a fire station in LA yesterday to celebrate her daughter Lily Sheen's birthday.  Sounds like we may have a future firewoman on our hands.