Britney Spears' stealth wedding  —  Really, the only logical explanation for Britney Spears' wild jaunt to Mexico last month was that she was going to get married, but it took Star magazine to connect the dots.  —  The glossy says she “secretly wed” lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit …

Britney Spears “Welled Up With Tears” Teaching Dance Class to Kids  —  Britney Spears returned to her role as teacher yesterday afternoon, leading a dance lesson at North Hollywood's Millennium Dance Complex.  —  Usmagazine.com caught up with local resident Grace Mitjans and her daughter Gigi, who attended both classes.

EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag: “I Cried Myself to Sleep” When My Video Came Out  —  Despite receiving anything but positive reviews, Heidi Montag's debut single “Higher” reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.  —  “Looks like all the haters are also buying it!”

Paris — Sorry Bro, I Gotta Party!  —  While Paris Hilton's baby brother was rotting away in a Lost Hills jail cell yesterday after a DUI arrest, La Paris was en route to Las Vegas — where she shook her ass all night alongside Kristin Cavallari.  —  As TMZ reported, Barron Hilton called big sis …

New York Minute  —  Isla Fisher was toting a well-bundled Olive, her daughter with Sacha Baron Cohen, around the outdoor New York set of her film “Confessions of a Shopaholic” on Monday while producer Jerry Bruckheimer warmed up at Soho House later that night.

Cover Story: Angelina's Joy Is Jen's Pain  —  “It's been three years since they split,” one pal of Jen Aniston reveals to OK! about the actress' divorce from Brad Pitt.  “But she's still so far from getting over him, it's tragic.”  —  And on Feb. 23, when Jen, Brad and the woman he left her for …

Fanning Sisters Replaced in Keeper  —  Abigail Breslin will replace Elle Fanning and Sofia Vassilieva is near a deal to replace Dakota Fanning in New Line drama My Sister's Keeper, directed by Nick Cassavetes.  —  Variety says Dakota Fanning balked at a request that she shave her head for the role and both sisters withdrew abruptly.

Lindsay Resumes Post-Rehab Bar Tour  —  Lindsay Lohan was back in the danger zone last night.  TMZ caught the rehabbed, rebrunetted Razzie nominee trying to hide her face as she left S Bar in Hollywood.  —  Bad news buddy Patrick was nowhere to be seen when she left around 2:15 AM, water in hand.

‘STROKES’ STAR SECRETLY WED  —  HE'S nearly a foot shorter and 18 years older, but pint-size Gary Coleman says he's found true love with redhead Shannon Price - and finally lost his virginity.  The 40-year-old, 4-foot-8 “Diff'rent Strokes” star secretly wed the Utah woman, who's 22 and 5-foot-7 …

Amy Winehouse has a new man - and he's ALSO called Blake  —  After storming the Grammys, superstar singer Amy Winehouse was determined to celebrate with her beloved Blake.  —  However, with her husband Blake Fielder-Civil - or Blake Incarcerated as she dubbed him during her awards acceptance speech locked …

Inside Jennifer Aniston's Birthday Bash  —  All work and no play?  Not exactly.  But Jennifer Aniston spent her 39th birthday toiling away on the Vancouver set of her upcoming romantic drama, Traveling.  —  Still, the actress did receive a special treat from her cast and crew on Monday.

Wedding bells for Brangelina?  —  Plus: Family wants showbiz break for Britney; Bobby Brown's wee problem  —  While Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt remain tight-lipped on the subject of her growing baby bump, the National Enquirer claims there's another big secret they've yet to share with the world …

Amy Winehouse Does Two Bumps  —  Where has she been hiding the girls?!  —  After winning five Grammys, British popwreck Amy Winehouse was spotted in London on Tuesday, keeping it together with a healthier glow, fumigated weave and a buxom new figure.  —  It appears a couple of her parts have already been rehabbed!

Janet Jackson: ‘I Might Be Allergic to Marriage’  —  Friends and family are urging Janet Jackson to get hitched and have kids.  But don't expect the pop star - who has been dating record producer Jermaine Dupri since 2002 - to settle down any time soon.  —  “So many people were putting pressure on …

Aretha Not Feeling the R-E-S-P-E-C-T at Grammys  —  When Beyoncé and Tina Turner hit the Grammy stage for their high-octane duet, most folks were left in awe.  But the woman known as the “Queen of Soul” was left a bit dismayed after Beyoncé introduced Turner as “the queen.”

It's official: WGA strike is over  —  92.5% of guild vote in favor of strike's end  —  “The strike is over,” Patric Verrone said, dispassionately but with the hint of a smile.  “Our membership has voted.  Writers can go back to work.”  —  The WGA West prexy announced the news …