Britney Spears' stealth wedding  —  Really, the only logical explanation for Britney Spears' wild jaunt to Mexico last month was that she was going to get married, but it took Star magazine to connect the dots.  —  The glossy says she “secretly wed” lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit …

EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag: “I Cried Myself to Sleep” When My Video Came Out  —  Despite receiving anything but positive reviews, Heidi Montag's debut single “Higher” reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.  —  “Looks like all the haters are also buying it!”

Britney Spears “Welled Up With Tears” Teaching Dance Class to Kids  —  Britney Spears returned to her role as teacher yesterday afternoon, leading a dance lesson at North Hollywood's Millennium Dance Complex.  —  Usmagazine.com caught up with local resident Grace Mitjans and her daughter Gigi, who attended both classes.

Cover Story: Angelina's Joy Is Jen's Pain  —  “It's been three years since they split,” one pal of Jen Aniston reveals to OK! about the actress' divorce from Brad Pitt.  “But she's still so far from getting over him, it's tragic.”  —  And on Feb. 23, when Jen, Brad and the woman he left her for …

Paris — Sorry Bro, I Gotta Party!  —  While Paris Hilton's baby brother was rotting away in a Lost Hills jail cell yesterday after a DUI arrest, La Paris was en route to Las Vegas — where she shook her ass all night alongside Kristin Cavallari.  —  As TMZ reported, Barron Hilton called big sis …

PEOPLE PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: Christina Aguilera & Baby!  —  Max is ready for his close-up: PEOPLE has your first exclusive look at Christina Aguilera and her baby Max, born Jan. 12 in L.A. Go inside their home as the 27-year-old pop star and husband Jordan Bratman, 30, speak out about parenthood …

New York Minute  —  Isla Fisher was toting a well-bundled Olive, her daughter with Sacha Baron Cohen, around the outdoor New York set of her film “Confessions of a Shopaholic” on Monday while producer Jerry Bruckheimer warmed up at Soho House later that night.

Gary Coleman Says He's Secretly Married  —  Former child star Gary Coleman - who's now 40 - married Shannon Price, whom he'd met on a movie set, last Aug. 28, her 22nd birthday, Coleman reveals to Inside Edition.  —  The onetime Diff'rent Strokes star also admits that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.

Lindsay Resumes Post-Rehab Bar Tour  —  Lindsay Lohan was back in the danger zone last night.  TMZ caught the rehabbed, rebrunetted Razzie nominee trying to hide her face as she left S Bar in Hollywood.  —  Bad news buddy Patrick was nowhere to be seen when she left around 2:15 AM, water in hand.

Fanning Sisters Replaced in Keeper  —  Abigail Breslin will replace Elle Fanning and Sofia Vassilieva is near a deal to replace Dakota Fanning in New Line drama My Sister's Keeper, directed by Nick Cassavetes.  —  Variety says Dakota Fanning balked at a request that she shave her head for the role and both sisters withdrew abruptly.

Isla Fisher Is My New Favourite MILF  —  With Hollywood run amok with pregnancies and newborn babies, the number of famous MILFs has skyrocketed.  But one new mom in particular has caught my eye, and that's the super-duper cute Isla Fisher.  Wife of Borat/Ali G star Sasha Baron Cohen …

Amy Winehouse Does Two Bumps  —  Where has she been hiding the girls?!  —  After winning five Grammys, British popwreck Amy Winehouse was spotted in London on Tuesday, keeping it together with a healthier glow, fumigated weave and a buxom new figure.  —  It appears a couple of her parts have already been rehabbed!

Inside Jennifer Aniston's Birthday Bash  —  All work and no play?  Not exactly.  But Jennifer Aniston spent her 39th birthday toiling away on the Vancouver set of her upcoming romantic drama, Traveling.  —  Still, the actress did receive a special treat from her cast and crew on Monday.

Suggestion for Britney's Parents  —  When the Royal College of Psychiatrists in the U.K. studied the relationship between mental disorders and eating meat and dairy products, they found that “a higher national dietary intake of ... dairy products predicted a worse two-year outcome of schizophrenia.”