Britney Spears' stealth wedding  —  Really, the only logical explanation for Britney Spears' wild jaunt to Mexico last month was that she was going to get married, but it took Star magazine to connect the dots.  —  The glossy says she “secretly wed” lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit …

EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag: “I Cried Myself to Sleep” When My Video Came Out  —  Despite receiving anything but positive reviews, Heidi Montag's debut single “Higher” reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.  —  “Looks like all the haters are also buying it!”

Cover Story: Angelina's Joy Is Jen's Pain  —  “It's been three years since they split,” one pal of Jen Aniston reveals to OK! about the actress' divorce from Brad Pitt.  “But she's still so far from getting over him, it's tragic.”  —  And on Feb. 23, when Jen, Brad and the woman he left her for …

PEOPLE PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: Christina Aguilera & Baby!  —  Max is ready for his close-up: PEOPLE has your first exclusive look at Christina Aguilera and her baby Max, born Jan. 12 in L.A. Go inside their home as the 27-year-old pop star and husband Jordan Bratman, 30, speak out about parenthood …

Breslin, Vassilieva to star in ‘Keeper’  —  Duo replaces Fanning sisters in New Line film  —  In a cast shakeup involving the young stars of “My Sister's Keeper,” Abigail Breslin will replace Elle Fanning and Sofia Vassilieva is near a deal to replace Dakota Fanning in the New Line drama directed by Nick Cassavetes.

New York Minute  —  Isla Fisher was toting a well-bundled Olive, her daughter with Sacha Baron Cohen, around the outdoor New York set of her film “Confessions of a Shopaholic” on Monday while producer Jerry Bruckheimer warmed up at Soho House later that night.

Natalie: No More Pole Roles  —  For an actress who earned an Oscar nomination for playing a stripper, Natalie Portman sure knows how to bite the hand that feeds her!  At a press junket to promote her new film, The Other Boleyn Girl, with Scarlett Johansson, the 26-year-old was asked …

Lindsay Resumes Post-Rehab Bar Tour  —  Lindsay Lohan was back in the danger zone last night.  TMZ caught the rehabbed, rebrunetted Razzie nominee trying to hide her face as she left S Bar in Hollywood.  —  Bad news buddy Patrick was nowhere to be seen when she left around 2:15 AM, water in hand.

Paris — Sorry Bro, I Gotta Party!  —  While Paris Hilton's baby brother was rotting away in a Lost Hills jail cell yesterday after a DUI arrest, La Paris was en route to Las Vegas — where she shook her ass all night alongside Kristin Cavallari.  —  As TMZ reported, Barron Hilton called big sis …

‘STROKES’ STAR SECRETLY WED  —  HE'S nearly a foot shorter and 18 years older, but pint-size Gary Coleman says he's found true love with redhead Shannon Price - and finally lost his virginity.  The 40-year-old, 4-foot-8 “Diff'rent Strokes” star secretly wed the Utah woman, who's 22 and 5-foot-7 …

Amy Winehouse Does Two Bumps  —  Where has she been hiding the girls?!  —  After winning five Grammys, British popwreck Amy Winehouse was spotted in London on Tuesday, keeping it together with a healthier glow, fumigated weave and a buxom new figure.  —  It appears a couple of her parts have already been rehabbed!

US EXCLUSIVE!  Eric Dane “Mortified” by Cancer Claim  —  Eric Dane's “fight against cancer” was not nearly as dramatic as it sounds.  —  OK! magazine's cover story of their February 18 issue sensationalized the fact that the Grey's Anatomy actor, 35, had some malignant cells on his lip frozen off …

McCartney's wife will quit Britain after divorce: father  —  LONDON (AFP) - Paul McCartney's estranged wife Heather Mills will quit Britain once their divorce battle is completed, her father predicted Wednesday as their High Court showdown continued for a third day.

It's Max!  —  Money in the bank!  It looks like People Magazine got Xtina and Max for their latest cover.  Newborns usually look like prunes, but Max is actually pretty darling.  I expected him to look like a little bat boy.  It's also nice to Xtina without the whore red lipstick.