It's Max!  —  Money in the bank!  It looks like People Magazine got Xtina and Max for their latest cover.  Newborns usually look like prunes, but Max is actually pretty darling.  I expected him to look like a little bat boy.  It's also nice to Xtina without the whore red lipstick.

ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE: COPS QUESTION O.J. AFTER HIS BATTERED GIRLFRIEND IS HOSPITALIZED  —  O.J. Simpson's long-time girlfriend Christie Prody has been hospitalized, the apparent victim of a brutal beating, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  Miami police are investigating.

J.Lo Hospital On Alert to Thwart Babynapping  —  TMZ has learned that the Long Island hospital where J.Lo will probably give birth to her twins is practicing “pink drills” — code for thwarting a possible kidnapping.  —  Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a …

EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag: “I Cried Myself to Sleep” Over My Music Video  —  Despite receiving anything but positive reviews, Heidi Montag's debut single “Higher” reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.  —  “Looks like all the haters are also buying it!”  The Hills star tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

So much for blonde ambition: Madonna lets the grey grow out  —  She's carefully reinvented her look more times than any other star, but it's unlikely Madonna's latest incarnation is at all intentional.  —  The singer, who is approaching her 50th birthday, revealed greying roots during an outing in Berlin yesterday.

Britney Spears' stealth wedding  —  Really, the only logical explanation for Britney Spears' wild jaunt to Mexico last month was that she was going to get married, but it took Star magazine to connect the dots.  —  The glossy says she “secretly wed” lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit …

Farrah's Son Busted for Drugs — Again!  —  Redmond O'Neal, son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal, has been busted for DUI and drug possession — for the second time.  —  On January 26 at around 3:20 AM, Los Angeles County Sheriffs pulled over the 23-year-old for speeding on PCH in Malibu …

Marriage Rumors...Again  —  Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins and now she may become Mrs. Brad Pitt.  The National Enquirer (via MSNBC) claims that once Brad found out Angie was knocked up he proposed marriage to her again.  This time Angie accepted.

BREAKING NEWS - ADNAN QUESTIONED BY POLICE!  —  Britney's pap boyfriend may have been living high on the hog with his “girlfriend,” but he hasn't lost his street-wise ways!  —  When a pap tried to snap a couple pix of Adnan this afternoon in Beverly Hills, Adnan lashed out, pushing the photog, breaking the guy's flash!

‘Star Trek’ pushed back to 2009  —  Paramount shuffles major releases  —  Paramount is pushing back the release of “Star Trek” from Dec. 25 to May 8, 2009.  —  Par also is moving DreamWorks' Ben Stiller summer comedy “Tropic Thunder” from July 11 to Aug. 15.

US EXCLUSIVE!  Eric Dane “Mortified” by Cancer Claim  —  Eric Dane's “fight against cancer” was not nearly as dramatic as it sounds.  —  OK! magazine's cover story of their February 18 issue sensationalized the fact that the Grey's Anatomy actor, 35, had some malignant cells on his lip frozen off …

Child's Play  —  Lily Allen fisted her mouth on her new show “Lily Allen & Friends.”  Big deal!  She doesn't even take it all the way.  Try it yourself.  Take your fist to your knuckles.  It's easy.  I can go past the knuckles.  I can probably go to my wrist if there was a prize at the end.

FOX Sportscaster to Cops: Don't Tase Me Bro!!  —  FOX Sportscaster Josh Booty was arrested early this morning for DUI — and was so uncooperative he had to be tased!  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Booty was taken to the Orange County Jail, where he was booked — and that's when he went ballistic.