It's Max!  —  Money in the bank!  It looks like People Magazine got Xtina and Max for their latest cover.  Newborns usually look like prunes, but Max is actually pretty darling.  I expected him to look like a little bat boy.  It's also nice to Xtina without the whore red lipstick.

ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE: COPS QUESTION O.J. AFTER HIS BATTERED GIRLFRIEND IS HOSPITALIZED  —  O.J. Simpson's long-time girlfriend Christie Prody has been hospitalized, the apparent victim of a brutal beating, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  Miami police are investigating.

Now you see it, now you don't: Madonna goes from greying to glamorous in 24 hours  —  Madonna proved she really is the master of reinvention while on a visit to Berlin this week after she completely transformed her look in less than 24 hours.  —  The singer, who is approaching her 50th birthday …

J.Lo Hospital On Alert to Thwart Babynapping  —  TMZ has learned that the Long Island hospital where J.Lo will probably give birth to her twins is practicing “pink drills” — code for thwarting a possible kidnapping.  —  Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a …

Family on the fairway: Catherine Zeta-Jones brings the kids for a day on the golf course  —  Golf-mad superstars Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are ensuring their love for the game continues into further generations after bringing their young children along to the fairway.

Farrah's Son Busted for Drugs — Again!  —  Redmond O'Neal, son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal, has been busted for DUI and drug possession — for the second time.  —  On January 26 at around 3:20 AM, Los Angeles County Sheriffs pulled over the 23-year-old for speeding on PCH in Malibu …

World's fattest man drops 230 kilos (507 pounds) … The world's fattest man, according to the Guinness Book of Records, proudly announced Tuesday he dropped 230 kilograms (570 pounds), nearly half his original weight in less time than doctors had expected.  —  “I'm going to throw a big party,” Manuel Uribe told AFP by telephone.

First look: Prequel gets its claws into Wolverine  —  As if a guy with temper issues, iron blades for fingernails and a penchant for cage fighting needed it, Wolverine is about to get even surlier.  —  “I know it seems odd given, you know, the guy is already half animal,” says Hugh Jackman …

Katie's Great, But We Need Our Suri Fix  —  Katie Holmes looked perfectly put together and accessorized as always on her way to a meeting in LA yesterday afternoon.  While we've gotten our fair share of her and Tom out at premieres and parties recently, it's been weeks (weeks, people!) since we caught a glimpse of fabulous Suri.

FOX Sportscaster to Cops: Don't Tase Me Bro!!  —  FOX Sportscaster Josh Booty was arrested early this morning for DUI — and was so uncooperative he had to be tased!  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Booty was taken to the Orange County Jail, where he was booked — and that's when he went ballistic.

Paris Hilton's New Movie Rated The Worst Movie of All Time  —  The users of the Internet Movie Database have voted Paris Hilton's latest movie “effort” The Hottie and the Nottie as the WORST movie of ALL TIME.  With 2,190 votes, Hilton's latest film has overtook the 2004 ultra low budget …

FRIDAY PUNCH  —  OSCAR De La Hoya is in for a lousy post-Valentine's Day.  The married boxing champ is being hauled into court tomorrow by former Scores stripper Milana Dravnel, who sold pictures of De La Hoya in drag and told tales about their hotel room trysts.  Now...

American Idol: The Top 24 Revealed  —  (S07E10) Looks like Idol's getting an early start with the cheesy blatant endorsements.  They opened this episode with an incredibly corny Jumper intro featuring Hayden Christensen and Ryan Seacrest.  But tonight is all about about the chair and final judgment for the contestants.

EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag: “I Cried Myself to Sleep” Over My Music Video  —  Despite receiving anything but positive reviews, Heidi Montag's debut single “Higher” reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.  —  “Looks like all the haters are also buying it!”  The Hills star tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.