Brad & Angie to Pax: You're Officially One of Us!  —  TMZ has learned Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have officially adopted little Pax Thien.  —  We've learned they went to L.A. County Children's Court in Monterey Park, Calif. yesterday and appeared before a judge who finalized Pax's adoption.

Hey Sam!  You Got Served!  —  TMZ has learned Brit's BFF, Sam Lutfi, has finally been served with a restraining order from her parents — sorta.  —  As we reported earlier, the restraining order had to be served by yesterday at 1:30 PM to be valid.  We're told that since it wasn't served until today, it may not be valid!

Christina Ricci: Tattooed Boob  —  Christina Ricci was out for the premiere of her new film Penelope last night, and while her dress is nice, it isn't particularly special, except for one notable feature: It shows off the tattoo on Christina Ricci's breast.  Yes, you read that correctly …

HEALTH SCARE AT ASHTON'S BIRTHDAY  —  A major health scare surrounding Ashton Kutcher's 30th birthday party has A-list celebrities running scared - and being told they must be tested for hepatitis.  —  A waitress at the Feb. 7 party at New York club Socialista tested positive for hepatitis A …

Kate Hudson Looks Ready to Flashdance  —  Kate Hudson looked like she was straight out of the '80s in her leggings, headband, and oversized sweatshirt leaving the dance studio yesterday.  Again, we can't help but point out that Kate's wardrobe choices lately haven't been the best for squashing pregnancy rumors.

The Perfect Face?  —  What happens when you combine 007 Daniel Craig's baby blue eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio's nose and Matt Damon's lips?  Star decided to find out!  —  Using the results of a new survey by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons Toby Mayer and Richard Fleming, Star morphed …

George Clooney: The Last Movie Star  —  George Clooney wasn't supposed to say yes.  A reporter interviews a movie star at a restaurant or a hotel lobby or an office, with his publicist lurking in the corner, ready to cut off any vaguely interesting questions.  But to come over to my house for dinner?

Abdul pretends her bad video didn't happen  —  Plus: Vanessa Minnillo gets a job — finally; watch out for Camilla Belle  —  Paula Abdul is extremely disappointed in the new music video for “Dance Like There's No Tomorrow,” according to a source close to the “American Idol” judge.

Barron Hilton's Crash Girl Revealed  —  Barron Hilton's girlfriend, Skye Peters, was the mystery passenger in the car with him the night that he was arrested for driving under the influence.  The 16-year-old is the daughter of Superman Returns producer Jon Peters and his ex, Christine Peters …

Jason Wahler Banned From Fiancee's College Apartment  —  Jason Wahler went to rehab last year after arrests for underage drinking and assault - and he hurled racial epithets at a cop.  —  Now, the 21-year-old former star of The Hills has been banned from fiancee Katja Decker-Sadowski's USC apartment …

Jessica Simpson Rules the Box Office - in Ukraine  —  Is Jessica Simpson the David Hasselhoff of Ukraine?  —  The blond starlet seems to be the toast of the Eastern European nation.  Her latest film, Blonde Ambition, hit No. 1 in Ukraine, grossing $253,008 for the weekend of Feb. 14-17, Box Office Mojo reports.

LAPD chief says Britney needs to “stay home” & needs “psychiatric services”  —  Though I am now a very happy writer, I have a degree in criminal justice.  And though writing and the law don't exactly go hand in hand, sometimes the two intersect in a blissful moment I like to call “JayBird's nirvana.”