Brad & Angie to Pax: You're Officially One of Us!  —  TMZ has learned Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have officially adopted little Pax Thien.  —  We've learned they went to L.A. County Children's Court in Monterey Park, Calif. yesterday and appeared before a judge who finalized Pax's adoption.

Hey Sam!  You Got Served!  —  TMZ has learned Brit's BFF, Sam Lutfi, has finally been served with a restraining order from her parents — sorta.  —  As we reported earlier, the restraining order had to be served by yesterday at 1:30 PM to be valid.  We're told that since it wasn't served until today, it may not be valid!

George Clooney: The Last Movie Star  —  George Clooney wasn't supposed to say yes.  A reporter interviews a movie star at a restaurant or a hotel lobby or an office, with his publicist lurking in the corner, ready to cut off any vaguely interesting questions.  But to come over to my house for dinner?

Christina Ricci: Tattooed Boob  —  Christina Ricci was out for the premiere of her new film Penelope last night, and while her dress is nice, it isn't particularly special, except for one notable feature: It shows off the tattoo on Christina Ricci's breast.  Yes, you read that correctly …

The Perfect Face?  —  What happens when you combine 007 Daniel Craig's baby blue eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio's nose and Matt Damon's lips?  Star decided to find out!  —  Using the results of a new survey by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons Toby Mayer and Richard Fleming, Star morphed …

Kate Hudson Looks Ready to Flashdance  —  Kate Hudson looked like she was straight out of the '80s in her leggings, headband, and oversized sweatshirt leaving the dance studio yesterday.  Again, we can't help but point out that Kate's wardrobe choices lately haven't been the best for squashing pregnancy rumors.

Vag Lips  —  Nicole Kidman is pregnant and she should just be pregnant and content.  I wish I could be pregnant.  I lie.  I don't want pregnant farts and I hear that s**t is deadly.  Homey needs to stop f**king with her mug!  Now I'm going to take her side and say she didn't have anything chemically done with her lips.

Abdul pretends her bad video didn't happen  —  Plus: Vanessa Minnillo gets a job — finally; watch out for Camilla Belle  —  Paula Abdul is extremely disappointed in the new music video for “Dance Like There's No Tomorrow,” according to a source close to the “American Idol” judge.

Double The Fun For Alba?  —  Having just one baby is obviously not good enough for celebsluts, so they now they are having two!  The National Enquirer is reporting that Alba is definitely having twins.  She has been telling all her friends and giving June 8th as her due date. … What's to f**king change?

Jessica Simpson Rules the Box Office - in Ukraine  —  Is Jessica Simpson the David Hasselhoff of Ukraine?  —  The blond starlet seems to be the toast of the Eastern European nation.  Her latest film, Blonde Ambition, hit No. 1 in Ukraine, grossing $253,008 for the weekend of Feb. 14-17, Box Office Mojo reports.

Jason Wahler Banned From Fiancee's College Apartment  —  Jason Wahler went to rehab last year after arrests for underage drinking and assault - and he hurled racial epithets at a cop.  —  Now, the 21-year-old former star of The Hills has been banned from fiancee Katja Decker-Sadowski's USC apartment …

Barron Hilton's Crash Girl Revealed  —  Barron Hilton's girlfriend, Skye Peters, was the mystery passenger in the car with him the night that he was arrested for driving under the influence.  The 16-year-old is the daughter of Superman Returns producer Jon Peters and his ex, Christine Peters …

Colin Farrell: Taking Heath Ledger's Role Is a “Painful Honor”  —  Colin Farrell is proud to be a part of Heath Ledger's final film, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, which was unfinished when Ledger died last month.  —  “I will be honored to be part of that,” the actor told the Herald Sun.

Ashton's NYC Bday Hotspot's Got Hepatitis!  —  The New York hotspot where Ashton Kutcher had his birthday party just got word from NYC Department of Health that one of its bartenders was serving that night with Hepatitis A!  —  Among the patrons on hand at Socialista for Ashton's birthday …

Etta is Going to Teach Beyonce a Thing or Two  —  Beyoncé is going to have the best coach in the biz when she takes on the role of Etta James in Cadillac Records, a forthcoming movie about Etta's life.  The legendary singer tells PageSix.com exclusively that she's going to be advising the “Bootylicious” star herself.