Pale Skin Confirmed.  Pregnancy?  No Way.  —  Kate Hudson showed off a slim, but blindingly white bikini body while on vacation in Miami.  We're not so confused anymore!  —  Baby got back, but no front.  —  See Also  — Kate Hudson: We're So Confused!

John Mayer Dissed by Tony Romo  —  It was an awkward red carpet this morning at Cosmo's Fun, Fearless Male Awards with Jessica Simpson's current beau Tony Romo rubbing elbows with her ex, John Mayer.  And while both men behaved like gentlemen on the red carpet, Tony didn't feel like extending the courtesy once they were inside.

Girl Interrupted, er, Engaged?  —  The internets are abuzz with talk that Winona “Sticky Fingers” Ryder and former child star/'boy singer' from indie band Rilo Kiley, Blake Sennett, are engaged.  —  While Winona's rep denies the story to TMZ, the rest of the blogosphere is claiming …

Kate Hudson: I Don't Know Who Katherine Heigl Is  —  27 Dresses, what?  —  Kate Hudson has no idea who Katherine Heigl is.  —  “Who is she?”  Hudson, whose movie Fool's Gold opened at No. 1 its first weekend, said in UK Elle.  “Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses?  I just don't think about that stuff.”

Soldiers gathering to say goodbye  —  Iraq veteran dies in freak accident at Steamboat  —  Veterans of the Army's 82nd Airborne Division are on their way to Colorado to say goodbye to one of their own.  —  They're coming to pay their respects to Eric O'Hara, a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan …

Gordon's Smart's bizarre  —  RAGING BRITNEY SPEARS hurled her British lover's new £300 iPhone into her POOL after finding saucy texts on it from another woman.  —  She dumped paparazzi photographer ADNAN GHALIB following a blazing row, convinced he was cheating on her.

Check my Tats  —  NOW that thousands of New York magazine readers have gawked at her naked bod, Lindsay Lohan is showing off photos based on her body art.  Lohan “hand-selected” a series of prints from photographers Gus Freedman, Zach Hyman and Donna Santisi, which “Lindsay feels represent …

Amy Winehouse Diagnosed With Skin Disease  —  What's up with those bumps on Amy Winehouse's face?  The singer has been diagnosed with impetigo, her spokesman confirms to PEOPLE.  —  It's a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps - and is “is highly contagious …

Drew Barrymore Makes $1 Million Charitable Donation  —  Talk about a “big give”: Drew Barrymore announced on Monday's Oprah Winfrey Show that she is donating $1 million to the World Food Programme to help feed children in Africa.  —  “I have seen with my own eyes what a difference a simple cup …

Daisy De La Hoya Cleans Up Family Image  —  Nothing says a woman of class like a sweaty vadge, whiskey and dope.  Scandalous pictures must run in the family!  —  Oscar De La Hoya's niece Daisy — who is currently a contestant on VH1's “Rock of Love,” posed for this pic with her Britney partially showing …

Jeri Ryan Welcomes a Girl  —  Actress Jeri Ryan and her husband, chef Christophe Eme, are the parents of a baby girl, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  Gisele Eme was born Sunday in Los Angeles, weighing 7 lbs., 13 oz.  —  “Both parents are thrilled,” Ryan's rep David Lust tells PEOPLE.

The Truth Behind Their “Duet”  —  You may have heard about Heidi Montag's duet with Britney Spears.  —  Well, all is not always as it seems, especially when the “reality” stars of The Hills are involved!  —  Yes, both stars appear on a new track, but Britney did not authorize the song's release …

Steve-O Popped for Allegedly Being a Jackass  —  “Jackass” star Steve-O is sitting in a Hollywood jail right now, after one of his neighbors nabbed him for bashing up his apartment complex.  —  TMZ has learned that Steve-O was, according to a source, breaking holes in the walls of his L …

Sprouse Manager Convicted of Molestation  —  Child star manager Josh Werkman has pleaded no contest to misdemeanor child molestation and misdemeanor sale of alcoholic beverage to a minor.  —  Werkman entered his plea in on Friday in Ventura County Superior Court.  He will be sentenced on April 2.

Side Dish: To J.Lo's twins go the spoils  —  New mama Jennifer Lopez is wasting no time spoiling her double bundles of joy.  The twin tots will gurgle and coo beneath two crystal bunny chandeliers from Petit Tresor (a cool $1,250 each), and their barfy bibs will get tossed into $1,000 matching antique hampers.