John Mayer Dissed by Tony Romo  —  It was an awkward red carpet this morning at Cosmo's Fun, Fearless Male Awards with Jessica Simpson's current beau Tony Romo rubbing elbows with her ex, John Mayer.  And while both men behaved like gentlemen on the red carpet, Tony didn't feel like extending the courtesy once they were inside.

Pale Skin Confirmed.  Pregnancy?  No Way.  —  Kate Hudson showed off a slim, but blindingly white bikini body while on vacation in Miami.  We're not so confused anymore!  —  Baby got back, but no front.  —  See Also  — Kate Hudson: We're So Confused!

Daisy De La Hoya Cleans Up Family Image  —  Nothing says a woman of class like a sweaty vadge, whiskey and dope.  Scandalous pictures must run in the family!  —  Oscar De La Hoya's niece Daisy — who is currently a contestant on VH1's “Rock of Love,” posed for this pic with her Britney partially showing …

Who Says Women Aren't Funny?  —  The idea that women aren't funny—and which male said that?—seems pretty laughable these days.  TV has unleashed a new generation of comediennes, who act, perform stand-up, write, and direct—dishing out the jokes with a side of sexy.

Drew Barrymore Makes $1 Million Charitable Donation  —  Talk about a “big give”: Drew Barrymore announced on Monday's Oprah Winfrey Show that she is donating $1 million to the World Food Programme to help feed children in Africa.  —  “I have seen with my own eyes what a difference a simple cup …

The Truth Behind Their “Duet”  —  You may have heard about Heidi Montag's duet with Britney Spears.  —  Well, all is not always as it seems, especially when the “reality” stars of The Hills are involved!  —  Yes, both stars appear on a new track, but Britney did not authorize the song's release …

Soldiers gathering to say goodbye  —  Iraq veteran dies in freak accident at Steamboat  —  Veterans of the Army's 82nd Airborne Division are on their way to Colorado to say goodbye to one of their own.  —  They're coming to pay their respects to Eric O'Hara, a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan …

Gordon's Smart's bizarre  —  RAGING BRITNEY SPEARS hurled her British lover's new £300 iPhone into her POOL after finding saucy texts on it from another woman.  —  She dumped paparazzi photographer ADNAN GHALIB following a blazing row, convinced he was cheating on her.

Steve-O Slapped With Possession Charge  —  Jackass star Steve-O will be charged with the felony of possession of a controlled substance, LAPD Officer Sarah Faden tells PageSix.com.  —  Steve-O was arrested at 5 a.m. this morning at his apartment after a neighbor called in complaining about vandalism at the apartment building.

Jeri Ryan Welcomes a Girl  —  Actress Jeri Ryan and her husband, chef Christophe Eme, are the parents of a baby girl, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  Gisele Eme was born Sunday in Los Angeles, weighing 7 lbs., 13 oz.  —  “Both parents are thrilled,” Ryan's rep David Lust tells PEOPLE.

Girl Interrupted, er, Engaged?  —  The internets are abuzz with talk that Winona “Sticky Fingers” Ryder and former child star/'boy singer' from indie band Rilo Kiley, Blake Sennett, are engaged.  —  While Winona's rep denies the story to TMZ, the rest of the blogosphere is claiming …

Sprouse Manager Convicted of Molestation  —  Child star manager Josh Werkman has pleaded no contest to misdemeanor child molestation and misdemeanor sale of alcoholic beverage to a minor.  —  Werkman entered his plea in on Friday in Ventura County Superior Court.  He will be sentenced on April 2.

Side Dish: To J.Lo's twins go the spoils  —  New mama Jennifer Lopez is wasting no time spoiling her double bundles of joy.  The twin tots will gurgle and coo beneath two crystal bunny chandeliers from Petit Tresor (a cool $1,250 each), and their barfy bibs will get tossed into $1,000 matching antique hampers.

CHECK MY TATS  —  NOW that thousands of New York magazine readers have gawked at her naked bod, Lindsay Lohan is showing off photos based on her body art.  Lohan “hand-selected” a series of prints from photographers Gus Freedman, Zach Hyman and Donna Santisi, which...

Amy Winehouse Diagnosed With Skin Disease  —  What's up with those bumps on Amy Winehouse's face?  The singer has been diagnosed with impetigo, her spokesman confirms to PEOPLE.  —  It's a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps - and is “is highly contagious …