Well-Fed: Britney's ex Kevin Federline piles on the pounds  —  Britney Spears' former husband Kevin Federline headed out for a round of golf in LA over the weekend, and by the look of his expanding girth, he certainly needed the exercise.  —  The hefty 29-year-old looked almost unrecognisable …

Strip Club: ‘Idol’ Once Danced Here  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — “American Idol” contestant David Hernandez once entertained audiences by removing his clothes instead of singing tunes, a manager at a male strip club in Phoenix told The Associated Press.  —  The 24-year-old finalist from Glendale …

Richie cover outselling Aguilera's  —  Plus: Jessica Simpson's exes converge; do celeb endorsements matter?  —  The Scoop  —  Nicole Richie didn't just beat rival Christina Aguilera to the delivery room by having daughter Harlow on Jan. 11, one day before Aguilera gave birth to son Max …

Paris' Guru EXPOSED!  —  So you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough?  Her “Guru” that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.  —  His name is Maxie Santillan.  He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”

New blow: The moment Lily Allen discovered her new BMW had been smashed by vandals  —  Lily Allen has had a run of terrible luck this year, and last night was no exception.  —  After partying at London's Groucho bar last night, the singer emerged only to discover a window on her brand new BMW had been smashed in by vandals.

Princess Eugenie: Little Princess Sunshine  —  As she approaches her 18th birthday, Princess Eugenie talks to Geordie Greig about her life, her family, her dreams and ‘one of the most amazing women ever’ - her grandmother  —  Sixth in line to the throne, Princess Eugenie of York turns 18 on March 23.

Billy Ray Cyrus: I Didn't Delete Lindsay Lohan's Number from Miley's Phone  —  Billy Ray Cyrus is denying rumors that he deleted Lindsay Lohan's phone number from daughter Miley Cyrus's cell phone.  —  On Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday morning, the Idol host brought up reports claiming …

This Picture Makes Us Melt  —  Talented, good-looking, funny and charitable — geez, can anyone think of one bad thing to say about David Beckham?  Anyone? [crickets] Yeah, us neither.  The world's most popular athlete made a pit stop at the Xinhua hospital in Shanghai, China, today to visit with young leukemia patients.

Liev Nails His Role  —  X-Men fans were pretty surprised that serious dramatic actor Liev Schreiber signed on to play Wolverine's nemesis, Sabretooth, in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine film, but from the look of these first on-set pics, Liev knows exactly what he's doing!

Like father like daughter?  Bloated Lisa Marie is now the double of dad Elvis  —  Her father fought - and lost - a long and very public battle with the bulge.  —  Now Elvis Presley's daughter Lisa Marie appears to have developed a similarly unhealthy appetite.

Jennifer Lopez hires a masseuse and color therapist for her newborn twins  —  Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have hired a masseuse and a trained color therapist for her newborn twins.  —  The ‘Jenny From The Block’ star, whose twins Max and Emme were born last month …

Adrian Grenier Sprints for Snappers  —  Fed up with pesky paparazzi?  Adrian Grenier shows how he deals with photographers while timing sprints in L.A. Monday.  —  The 31-year-old star of HBO's Entourage ran down the sidewalk as a woman stayed behind with a stopwatch.

Jessica's Fun Fearless Fellas  —  Jessica Simpson's current boyfriend, Tony Romo, was honored Monday at Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Male of the Year Awards.  —  So were her ex John Mayer and rumored hookup Dane Cook.  —  “I guess you date Jessica Simpson, that makes you fearless,” quipped the quarterback.

VF's Very Funny Girls  —  Helluva Green Room, Annie Leibovitz!  Vanity Fair trots out our top female funnies in their April issue, knighting Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman and Amy Poehler on the cover as the new guard in comedy queens.  —  As seen in the above glossy, the ladies channel pop tarts for the photog …