NATIONAL ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PATRICK SWAYZE HAS 5 WEEKS TO LIVE  —  Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned.  —  In a shocking world exclusive, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has uncovered the devastating news that the beloved Hollywood actor and dancer …

Britney Spears Earns Raves as a Dance Teacher  —  Britney Spears headed back into the dance studio Tuesday night to teach a class of 15 children.  —  And her pint-sized pupils are singing her praises.  “I like Britney,” 5-year-old Elissa Bouganim, who has taken three classes with the pop star, tells PEOPLE.

Brooklyn Beckham Celebrates 9th Birthday With Batman  —  Victoria Beckham took her two sons and one little Batman out to see The Spiderwick Chronicles in honor of Brooklyn's 9th Birthday yesterday in LA. How freaking adorable is Cruz in his costume that — of course — matches his mom's dress and Birkin?

Lindsay Lohan: 'I'm Back on Track'  —  Multiple car accidents, three stints in rehab and a court ordered spell at the morgue can put anyone's life into perspective.  Lindsay Lohan tells PEOPLE that the last few years of turmoil have made her more focused on acting and singing than ever.

Dannielynn Officially Declared Anna's Sole Heir  —  Anna Nicole Smith's 18-month-old daughter Dannielynn has been declared the sole heir to the former Playmate's estate.  —  Smith's attorney and companion Howard K. Stern had sought to clarify Smith's final wishes as her will was written in 2001 …

FAMILIAR ODOR OF HOME  —  RYDER Robinson, the 4-year-old son of Kate Hudson and Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, knows what a grown-up party smells like.  While staying at the Raleigh in South Beach, Hudson and Ryder got into an elevator that “smelled like cigarettes and booze from the night before,” our spy said.

ONE-INCH RULE  —  KIMORA Lee Simmons is a nonsinging diva.  That's why she has a contract rider, like the ones used on concert tours, for personal appearances.  “She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the...

See Christina Aguilera's New Jewelry Ad  —  Christina Aguilera is back to work.  —  The Grammy winner, 27, has been named the new face of Stephen Webster's jewelry campaign.  —  Aguilera poses in chunky silver pieces in the vintage Alfred Hitchcock-inspired ads, which debut in the April issue of W magazine.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage?  She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn't even know she was carrying . . . WHICH aging actress was the celebrity guest for a fashion function and made...

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe assigned ex-SAS guards after death threat  —  Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is being protected by four former SAS bodyguards after he received a death threat from a stalker.  —  His every move is being watched during filming for the sixth movie in the series …

Hot Lunch With Rob Lowe  —  “Brothers and Sisters” hunk Rob Lowe just gets sexier by the year.  Now sporting a goatee, the Hollywood hottie enjoyed lunch at Mr. Chow's today in Beverly Hills.  Unfortunately he didn't remove his shades so we could get a good look at those beautiful baby blues.

LOVE TRIANGLE  —  UNDER-age soap star Leven Rambin spent Saturday night sucking face with one of New York's most sought-after catches, quashing rumors she's attached to someone else.  Spies at a surprise party for super-producer Mark Ronson at the Spotted Pig looked on in shock as Rambin …