NATIONAL ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PATRICK SWAYZE HAS 5 WEEKS TO LIVE  —  Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned.  —  In a shocking world exclusive, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has uncovered the devastating news that the beloved Hollywood actor and dancer …

Matthew McConaughey Launching Surf Line  —  The next time Matthew McConaughey bares his bod at the beach, he may be wearing his own designs.  —  Us Weekly has learned exclusively that the sand-and-surf-loving star, 38, is developing his own line of swim apparel named j.k. livin …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage?  She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn't even know she was carrying . . . WHICH aging actress was the celebrity guest for a fashion function and made...

Brooklyn Beckham's Star-Studded B-Day Bash  —  His famous father was out of town, but little Brooklyn Beckham still packed in plenty of star-power for his ninth birthday party.  —  David and Victoria Beckham's oldest son celebrated his big day Tuesday at Century City Mall's Pink Taco restaurant …

Britney Spears Earns Raves as a Dance Teacher  —  Britney Spears headed back into the dance studio Tuesday night to teach a class of 15 children.  —  And her pint-sized pupils are singing her praises.  “I like Britney,” 5-year-old Elissa Bouganim, who has taken three classes with the pop star, tells PEOPLE.

New Couple Alert: Keanu Reeves & Parker Posey?  —  On Feb. 25, an eyewitness spotted Matrix hunk Keanu Reeves cozying up to the queen of indie films, Parker Posey, at swanky L.A. hotel the Chateau Marmont.  —  “They were sharing a seat and sitting very, very close,” the source tells OK!.

MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE  —  Heath Ledger died in the nude, but most of today's young female stars live in the nude, albeit while teetering on the precipice of oblivion and trying to join him there.  Whereas yesterday's sexpot Jane Fonda had to apologize just for saying the word c**t …

Pop Tarts: Jenna Jameson Gets Kinky for the Camera Dressed as Bettie Page  —  LOS ANGELES — She may recently have gotten rid of her fake breasts, but former porn princess Jenna Jameson is more than happy to wear (and promote) “fake” flesh.  —  Jameson is set to unveil …

ONE-INCH RULE  —  KIMORA Lee Simmons is a nonsinging diva.  That's why she has a contract rider, like the ones used on concert tours, for personal appearances.  “She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the...

See Christina Aguilera's New Jewelry Ad  —  Christina Aguilera is back to work.  —  The Grammy winner, 27, has been named the new face of Stephen Webster's jewelry campaign.  —  Aguilera poses in chunky silver pieces in the vintage Alfred Hitchcock-inspired ads, which debut in the April issue of W magazine.

ABC wants Crawford for ‘Good,’ ‘View’  —  New DVD features rare ‘Hush’ footage  —  ABC IS HOT on Cindy Crawford.  They want her as a regular on “Good Morning America” and “The View.”  She did a great job last week on ABC and nobody can believe this beauty has turned 42.  Well, 40 is now the new... 25. ...

Grease star Jeff Conaway pulls a knife on Noel Gallagher  —  The Gallagher brothers are known to enjoy a good old scrap, but Noel needs to pick his fights a bit more carefully.  —  When he decided to take the mickey out of ageing Grease star Jeff Conaway - aka Kenickie - the Oasis rocker had a knife pulled on him!

“Millionaire Matchmaker” Is the New Heidi Fleiss  —  Bravo may want to check out muppet-faced yenta Patti Stanger's credentials, because last night's finale of “Millionaire Matchmaker” featured two successful men on dates with educated women of high pedigrees and social standings — like Playboy cybergirls and escorts!